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A Daughter’s Apology to Her Father For Ever Thinking Homosexuality Was Okay

By Queerty Staff January 11, 2010 at 1:01pm · 14 comments

Now we’re certain Frank Schubert doesn’t have a daughter named Tanya, right?

(Presented without comment, because we don’t know the letter’s source.)

(Thanks, Todd!)

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14 Comments

  • dellisonly

    I knew I sensed sarcasm before that last sentence. Sometimes it is the only way to turn the mirror on someone so they can see their own hypocrisy.

    January 11, 2010 at 1:01pm
  • terrwill

    Dear Daddy,
    If my previous suck up letter to you won’t allow you to give me keys to the car, we can go to the basement and
    we can play that game you always played with me when I was younger. (anything to get the car keys, Daddy) As always, I promise not to tell Mommy.
    Love and Kisses, Tanya :O

    January 11, 2010 at 1:01pm
  • romeo

    Really, Queerty, was this necessary?

    January 11, 2010 at 1:01pm
  • kademonster

    hahahah this chick is amazing. i sent my mom an email like this once. a few more expletives were used tho. and i still think she is Hitler incarnate.

    January 11, 2010 at 2:01pm
  • dizzy spins

    lets get a pool going and buy this right-on girl a car!!

    January 11, 2010 at 2:01pm
  • Fitz

    If your going to whore yourself out, at least be honest about it.

    January 11, 2010 at 2:01pm
  • Brad

    LOL. Loved it!!!

    January 11, 2010 at 2:01pm
  • Dasher

    It’s a wonder the sarcasm didn’t etch through the paper.

    January 11, 2010 at 2:01pm
  • JRD

    To the teachers out there… this is a perfect piece to use to teach sarcasm. Also, it has the alternate benefit of teaching kids their parents really are Nazis when they spout hate.

    January 11, 2010 at 3:01pm
  • $0.02

    Love it, funny!

    January 11, 2010 at 4:01pm
  • Mike Fourth

    Funny thing is, daddy probably didn’t see the sarcasm in this and patted himslef on the back for getting through to his daughter. Praise the Lord!

    January 11, 2010 at 7:01pm
  • Wade MacMorrighan

    It would have been better if she HAD mentioned that Hitler also attempted to exterminate US as well!

    January 12, 2010 at 1:01am
  • TACKLE

    Lol! Thanks Queerty for keeeping somethings light.

    January 13, 2010 at 6:01am
  • Ryan

    Didn’t Hitler want us queers dead too?

    January 14, 2010 at 11:01pm

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