Texas Senator Ted Cruz was a special guest at Donald Trump’s Florida residence, Mar-A-Lago, over the weekend.
A photo shared by someone was picked up on Twitter and led to thousands of comments. For a start, Cruz’s jacket seems rather tight, with just one button straining to hold him in. Then there are his tight pants, with something of a lumpy bulge in the groin area.
The Twitter account PatriotTakes shared the image and cautioned viewers to zoom in at their peril. You’ll have to click the tweet to see the full image. Don’t say you haven’t been warned.
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If that weren’t embarrassing enough, a photo Cruz himself shared drew even greater approbation. He posed alongside Trump at Mar-A-Lago, his hand on the former President’s back, and said, “Great to see President Trump last night at Mar-a-Lago.
“Despite the unprecedented legal persecution & abuse of power from angry Dems, Trump remains strong, undeterred & ready to WIN in November. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸”
Great to see President Trump last night at Mar-a-Lago.
Despite the unprecedented legal persecution & abuse of power from angry Dems, Trump remains strong, undeterred & ready to WIN in November. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸#MakeAmericaGreatAgainpic.twitter.com/WSA2KJEsnG
Before Trump secured the GOP Presidential nomination in 2016, Cruz—who also ran—was scathing about him. He called Trump a “sniveling coward”, “utterly ammoral”, and a “small and petty man who is intimidated by strong women.”
Trump, in turn, suggested—without evidence—that Cruz’s father had something to do with the assassination of John F. Kennedy and that Cruz’s wife, Heidi, was unattractive.
The animosity between the pair disappeared after Trump won the nomination. However, the internet never forgets.
Ted, this photo makes clear that your ability to shamelessly grovel before someone who insulted you, your wife, and your father far exceeds your ability to find a competent tailor.
Cruz won the Iowa Caucuses in 2016 but ultimately lost the nomination to Trump.
“The men and women of Iowa, they take their responsibility incredibly seriously, they scrutinize the candidates,” Cruz told Fox News. “It’s an amazing process and I’m a big believer in letting democracy play out. Last night it played out and, I gotta say, Trump’s victory was across the board.”
Suffering with the snow and ice? Don’t look to Ted for comfort.
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No Queerty article on Biden’s demonic Twitter pic he posted over the weekend? The world is crumbling around him, and that’s the photo he choose to post? Crotchety Old Man.
LOL He was trolling the right wing who call him “Dark Brandon.” I thought it was brilliant considering he trolled their/your conspiracy that the SB was all rigged for KC to win. Try to keep up.
No article. Deepest apologies too all the queer conervative right wing nut cases and trolls who are upset. Hi is now the new rep for that crowd of losers.
Pathetic! There’s no doubt he dresses badly and doesn’t watch his weight.
Cruz is trying to ride the guy’s coattails (he’s already holding on to his back) in the upcoming elections in Texas. The people working against voter suppresion in Texas need to have some notable success by November. Meanwhile, I am reminded that
I do not like that Senator Cruz
I do not like his far right views
I do not like his stupid chin
I do not like his smarmy grin
I do not like him with a beard
I do not like him freshly sheared
I do not like what he just said
I do not like his boxy head
I do not like him wearing glasses
I do not like him greeting kids in classes
I do not like his stupid suits
I do not like his cowboy boots
I do not like him when he sneezes
I do not like him eating cheeses
I do not like him in the leaves
I do not like him when he feeds
I do not like him by a wall
I do not like his tattoo at all
I do not like him in a room
I do not like him in Cancun
I do not like him playing ball
I do not like his face at all
From John Oliver
Excellent Fahd! Cruz supports sending our tax dollars to prop up regimes that have killed over 29,000 Palestinians! This is truly an awful dude and your Cat in the Hat schtick is right on the money.
And Cruz also supported war in the Ukraine instead of accepting the peace agreement that would have save 13,000 Ukranian lives. He is truly a killer.
Way to go! Now, tell the other half of the truth equation. It’s not just one party that supports endless wars and needless innocent deaths. Remember who sent all those weapons – including white phosphorous (which is against all human rights and signed treaties)?
Recognize that we have a corrupt duopoly. That might help stop some of the killing. Or do endless wars profit your portfolio as they do for most politicians – Democrats and Republicans?
Ronbo = Russian troll working Queerty…works out of a warehouse in a provincial capital …his comments invariably are straight out of the Russian foreign ministry handbook for internet commentators. Should be banned from Queerty.
I’m just curious…how much did Donald have to pay his Russian pimp in order for Alina and Svetlana there to pose for that photo with his personal ballwasher?
Obviously, supporting Trump as slavishly as he does has already cost Rafael his balls and whatever respectability he had left, but how much money (that Trump conned from conservative Christian republicans) went to pay for them to pose and pretend to enjoy his company?
Don the Con didn’t need to take a salary because he was getting foreign money funneled into his businesses and his position allowed his greedy spawn to collect money too, including $2.2. BILLION for Jared shortly after he left office! And he was gorging on PAC money, the support of taxpayers in New York and New Jersey for his failed business schemes, banks that he lied to, and more. Seriously, Baronin, the FoxNews dictation here is a bit much!
“The first $100,000 went to the National Park Service, and since then, he has donated to various federal departments.
Most recently, Trump donated the last two quarters of his 2019 salary and his first quarter of his 2020 salary to the Department of Health and Human Services. The department is working on two issues that Trump designated for the funds: the opioid crisis and COVID-19.”
Where has Biden donated his salary? Despite spending 40% of his presidency on vacation, he hasn’t.
No word on if his 20 shell companies are still involved in tens of millions of dollars in bribery and money laundering. Let’s ask Hunter; he should know.
How quickly we forget how much money was sent to the Clintons when Hillary backed the transfer of 20% of USAs uranium to Russia.
In 2013, Rosatom, backed by the Russian state with approval by Sect. of State Hillary Clinton, acquired a uranium mining company, now called Uranium One, which has assets in the U.S. Uranium is a key material for making nuclear weapons. Through the deal, Russia is able to own about 20 percent of U.S. uranium production capacity.
We have a duopoly of criminals who make money pulling political strings. If both sides are doing it, shouldn’t we oppose both sides of corruption?
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cuteguy
Everything is bigger in Texas, including cowardice.
Hi
No Queerty article on Biden’s demonic Twitter pic he posted over the weekend? The world is crumbling around him, and that’s the photo he choose to post? Crotchety Old Man.
ZzBomb
LOL He was trolling the right wing who call him “Dark Brandon.” I thought it was brilliant considering he trolled their/your conspiracy that the SB was all rigged for KC to win. Try to keep up.
abfab
No article. Deepest apologies too all the queer conervative right wing nut cases and trolls who are upset. Hi is now the new rep for that crowd of losers.
Hi
ZzBomb. Biden’s trolling game is demonic. Even the Twitter comments agree. He’s the devil aka Warmonger Joe. The photo is on brand.
abfab
TRY TO KEEP UP HI! At least try. (She is still calling X Twitter.)
Hi is our new George Santos.
dbmcvey
I know Hi! This is terrible! You should boycott Queerty for this!
Baron Wiseman
It’s always encouraging to know that our government is really being run by theater kids and lefty trolls.
ZzBomb
LOL You believe in “demons.”
dbmcvey
I know Barren, it’s terrible! You should move to another country–or stay in whatever other country you’re in.
Mister P
Oh the outrage! Would somebody please clean up these crumbs?
abfab
Pretty gross, isn’t it.
abfab
Cruz dresses like a 80’s pimp so it’s perfect. He is flanked by two of Donald’s street whores. A huge ugly mess.
Fahd
Pathetic! There’s no doubt he dresses badly and doesn’t watch his weight.
Cruz is trying to ride the guy’s coattails (he’s already holding on to his back) in the upcoming elections in Texas. The people working against voter suppresion in Texas need to have some notable success by November. Meanwhile, I am reminded that
I do not like that Senator Cruz
I do not like his far right views
I do not like his stupid chin
I do not like his smarmy grin
I do not like him with a beard
I do not like him freshly sheared
I do not like what he just said
I do not like his boxy head
I do not like him wearing glasses
I do not like him greeting kids in classes
I do not like his stupid suits
I do not like his cowboy boots
I do not like him when he sneezes
I do not like him eating cheeses
I do not like him in the leaves
I do not like him when he feeds
I do not like him by a wall
I do not like his tattoo at all
I do not like him in a room
I do not like him in Cancun
I do not like him playing ball
I do not like his face at all
From John Oliver
abfab
Excellent, Fahd! I love that you do this with each and every nauseating article and photo of this disgusting old fool.
Ronbo
Excellent Fahd! Cruz supports sending our tax dollars to prop up regimes that have killed over 29,000 Palestinians! This is truly an awful dude and your Cat in the Hat schtick is right on the money.
And Cruz also supported war in the Ukraine instead of accepting the peace agreement that would have save 13,000 Ukranian lives. He is truly a killer.
Way to go! Now, tell the other half of the truth equation. It’s not just one party that supports endless wars and needless innocent deaths. Remember who sent all those weapons – including white phosphorous (which is against all human rights and signed treaties)?
Recognize that we have a corrupt duopoly. That might help stop some of the killing. Or do endless wars profit your portfolio as they do for most politicians – Democrats and Republicans?
Fahd
Ronbo = Russian troll working Queerty…works out of a warehouse in a provincial capital …his comments invariably are straight out of the Russian foreign ministry handbook for internet commentators. Should be banned from Queerty.
abfab
Safe to say he reads from the Scott Ridder handbook.
eclecticstarz
Oh how I regret scrolling down. Boak boak and thrice boak
Josh in OR
I’m just curious…how much did Donald have to pay his Russian pimp in order for Alina and Svetlana there to pose for that photo with his personal ballwasher?
Obviously, supporting Trump as slavishly as he does has already cost Rafael his balls and whatever respectability he had left, but how much money (that Trump conned from conservative Christian republicans) went to pay for them to pose and pretend to enjoy his company?
Or were they there on the taxpayer dime?
Baron Wiseman
Taxpayer dime?
President Trump never took a salary the four years he served our country as president. He donated his salary every quarterly pay period.
Kangol2
Don the Con didn’t need to take a salary because he was getting foreign money funneled into his businesses and his position allowed his greedy spawn to collect money too, including $2.2. BILLION for Jared shortly after he left office! And he was gorging on PAC money, the support of taxpayers in New York and New Jersey for his failed business schemes, banks that he lied to, and more. Seriously, Baronin, the FoxNews dictation here is a bit much!
Baron Wiseman
@Kangol2
As you regurgitate Rachel Maddow, she would no doubt be proud.
As usual, you have a passing acquaintance with the truth.
Baron Wiseman
@Kangol2
From the left-wing Politifact:
“The first $100,000 went to the National Park Service, and since then, he has donated to various federal departments.
Most recently, Trump donated the last two quarters of his 2019 salary and his first quarter of his 2020 salary to the Department of Health and Human Services. The department is working on two issues that Trump designated for the funds: the opioid crisis and COVID-19.”
Where has Biden donated his salary? Despite spending 40% of his presidency on vacation, he hasn’t.
No word on if his 20 shell companies are still involved in tens of millions of dollars in bribery and money laundering. Let’s ask Hunter; he should know.
dbmcvey
He made a whole lot by overcharging for his secret service guards to stay in his hotels.
dbmcvey
We only have his word that he donated his salary. And it’s not like he’s never been known to lie.
Ronbo
How quickly we forget how much money was sent to the Clintons when Hillary backed the transfer of 20% of USAs uranium to Russia.
In 2013, Rosatom, backed by the Russian state with approval by Sect. of State Hillary Clinton, acquired a uranium mining company, now called Uranium One, which has assets in the U.S. Uranium is a key material for making nuclear weapons. Through the deal, Russia is able to own about 20 percent of U.S. uranium production capacity.
We have a duopoly of criminals who make money pulling political strings. If both sides are doing it, shouldn’t we oppose both sides of corruption?
dbmcvey
And yet, Ronbo you fatuous twit, Hillary isn’t the President and she’s not running to be the President.
abfab
But Scott Ridder is! Let’s confuse this bimbo even more.
abfab
”regurgitating Rachel Maddow”? Baroon—–you’re a sicko. And you’re gross.
Baron Wiseman
So where are the tight pants? Where is the crotch shot?
He’s got a sport coat on; how much can you really see!?!
#CRUZ2028
abfab
Calm down there, cowboy.
dbmcvey
Yeah, Barren needs some pics for his spank bank!
abfab
How much do you want to see, Wiseman….You’re a complete troll.
Bosch
Lol it’s nice to see trolls wasting so much time defending Cruz’s cameltoe.
abfab
And lactation. Ew. Such creeps.