There will be frontal. And there will be a jock theme. Oooh! Levi Johnston’s Playgirl shoot will expose all — and it’ll carry an athletic theme, with a gym and boxing ring backdrop. (Sound familiar?) “Everything’s gonna hang out. We’re talking full johnson,” says Johnston’s manager Tank Jones.
Not that Johnston is in it to get famous. After all, Levi doesn’t want anyone thinking he’s “get[ting] naked for fame.” Uh huh.
That’s also why he hit up The Early Show to demonstrate his workout routine for millions of viewers. Which got Sarah Palin pissed! Via statement: “We have purposefully ignored the mean-spirited, malicious and untrue attacks on our family. We, like many, are appalled at the inflammatory statements being made or implied. Trig is our ‘blessed little angel,’ who knows it and is lovingly called that every day of his life. Even the thought that anyone would refer to Trig by any disparaging name is sickening and sad. CBS should be ashamed for continually providing a forum to propagate lies. Consider the source of the most recent attention-getting lies — those who would sell their body for money reflect a desperate need for attention and are likely to say and do anything for even more attention.”
Fine, but throwing stones, Sarah?
How about we take this to the next level?
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YCKTR
Trig?
Why, I repeat, WHY would anyone name a child after an STD? So sad.
More importantly, why the hell won’t all these Clampets just go away already? INCLUDING Levi…I have ZERO interest in him.
Boring. Over. Next.
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Bertie
Can’t wait to see his Wang.
Brad
“Is there anything you WOULDN’T do for money?”
LOL. Great question.
Jake the libertarian
This is like an episode of Springer… only with thin people.
YellowRanger
I hope he still has some earth-shattering secret about the governor that he has yet to reveal…Something he saves up for her inevitable presidential run and then lets the cat out of the bag and just ruins her…It’s a long shot but you can’t stop me from dreaming. The poetic irony of the man she thrust into the public eye because her knocked up daughter needed a loving man by her side at the convention eventually leading to her own political downfall would be too sweet for words.
That said, bring on the peen.
me
fapstick at the ready
me
i know exactly what he was thinking of when he laughed after she asked him specifically about offers he’s turned down. i know it and you know it too. it was covered on this very site. *sigh* what could’ve been…
ChicagoJimmy
I’m looking forward to the photo spread. We get to look at him without the fear of him talking.
qwe
“This is like an episode of Springer… only with thin people.”
I love this comment.
dvlaries
He’s a total bottom-feeder but it’s tough not to cheer anything that stresses almost-mommy-in-law.
Nizara
A 5’11 / 19-year-old with thick hockey player thighs
and that meaty moose-meat rump in a jock strap ?
— bring it on !
Paul
I have the biggest crush on Levi! First he’s slamming that idiot Palin back a bit, and then he’ll drop trou! LOVE that boy…
Scott
give me a break, It has been 16 minutes now hasn’t it?
topsyturvy
I hope in addition to a full on hardon shot we get one of him about 90% hard.
Jeff
Well said, Nizara! (#11)
And, I volunteer to be the trainer that administers the athletic massage!
dontblamemeivotedforhillary
LEVI is an anagram of EVIL.
The best chance of Obama getting re-elected is if Sarah Palin is the GOP Presidential Fall Guy for 2012. The Republicans are very adept at changing to their environment like the Aliens who came back for endless movies.
Seriously, Levi is a 6 out of 10 to be generous. The kind of guy that you have to drive to the bus station after sex! Just ask Bristol!
Vote Sarah Palin/ Michael Steele 2013!
WillBFair
No. 16, you are so right. Levi is a catastrophy. I’m sorry, he just doesn’t have the proportions. Todd is a hundred times hotter. But we’ll never get a look at him with old Sarah auditioning the family for GOP role models. On the other hand, I hear she only got thirty cents for her biography, so maybe she’ll be desperate enough and pimp him off to a porn king. It would be sweet.
sal(the original)
vote for sarah palin??!!really???um dumbarse ur on a gay website!!Miss Palin thinks we are nobody and the tool Steele thinks so too…a person with a brain would think twice about suggesting that here but you are votin 4 em so that explains it
Kris
Do you vomit when you talK DONTBLAMEMEIVOTEDFORHILLARY. You are a retard if you expect Sarah Palin to become president of the United States of America. That’s like having a chemistry class taught by a 4 year old. She thinks that people were alive when Dinosaurs romamed the earth, and she that Africa was a state. Silly little girls don’t become president, by showing them her baby dolls. Get over it, cause now u just sounding stupid.
Gemini
You know, the funny thing is that Sarah Palin doesn’t need help from Levi to look bad. She can do bad all by herself. (Thank you Tyler Perry)
terrwill
WillBFair: You need to add $1,250,999.70 to your total (minus the 30 cent figure you tossed out there) is what Scarah got for “her” autobigraphy.
How can anyone except rightwing-nutbags not love the crap out of Levi????? The Repugnatican party paid this kid to be Bristol’s “loving fiance”. After the attempt to cover up Bristol’s being preggers failed miserabley. Anyone remmber how they came on stage? Every baby since the days of cavepeople have held their babies horozintally across the boobs. Bristol had a blanket over her belly with Trig drapped over it. They must have forgotten as Cranky Ted stated that the “series of tubes, the internets” was connected to the lower 48 and within five minutes of that phony show the entire world knew Bristol was preggers. Suddenly Levi’s MySpace page stating he “didn’t want kids” and “loved being single, playing the field” was taken down and a storybook wedding was planned, even talk of Rosegarden nuptuials!! And suddenly Levi was driving a brand new truck!
Levi is the gift that keeps on giving and giving. There actually is a chance that Scarah will be the Repugnatican nominee in 2012, she has hoodwinked enough rightwing-nutbags to swallow her fabricated hockey Mom story and they are embracing her. She is keeping her “maverick” identity intact by endorsing a consetative candidate in upstate NY over the Repugnantican candidate, “upsetting” the party leaders. And I am sure that Levi actually can provide some real good dirt to smear all over her smug face if she does in fact get the nomination. I only hope he keeps it close to the vest until 2012.
And Levi is a hottie, I can’t wait to get a view of his “North Pole”……………..
cruiser
This spread in/on Playgirl ought be just the ticket to get the old “hockey mom’s” knickers in a real twist, this will be just the ammo needed when she tries to run in 2012, cause you know the Dems will dig up evry piece of dirt they can come up with to sideline her bid for the White House & this will be the icing on the cake(especially if the pictures are made public[with discretion of course])talk about getting blown(out of the water)Ms Pal(e)in will be in for the shock of her oh so brief political career, this will put the old “pit bull with lipstick” on the porch for good!
jt
What a dirty little piece of shit this prick is. He looks like his ass stinks to high heaven and his balls reek of vinegar.
me
looking at his shirtless pic, it seems to me that his natural physique is kinda… funky. hopefully it will look better when he bulks up. and if it doesn’t, i hope it won’t put me off while fapping.
@JT
fortunately, we won’t be smelling that.