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And God Said, Let Levi Show His Johnson: Done and Done

There will be frontal. And there will be a jock theme. Oooh! Levi Johnston’s Playgirl shoot will expose all — and it’ll carry an athletic theme, with a gym and boxing ring backdrop. (Sound familiar?) “Everything’s gonna hang out. We’re talking full johnson,” says Johnston’s manager Tank Jones.

Not that Johnston is in it to get famous. After all, Levi doesn’t want anyone thinking he’s “get[ting] naked for fame.” Uh huh.

That’s also why he hit up The Early Show to demonstrate his workout routine for millions of viewers. Which got Sarah Palin pissed! Via statement: “We have purposefully ignored the mean-spirited, malicious and untrue attacks on our family. We, like many, are appalled at the inflammatory statements being made or implied. Trig is our ‘blessed little angel,’ who knows it and is lovingly called that every day of his life. Even the thought that anyone would refer to Trig by any disparaging name is sickening and sad. CBS should be ashamed for continually providing a forum to propagate lies. Consider the source of the most recent attention-getting lies — those who would sell their body for money reflect a desperate need for attention and are likely to say and do anything for even more attention.”

Fine, but throwing stones, Sarah?