If we were to guess which of the 2016 presidential hopefuls performed in a Chippendale’s-meets-Village-People dance troupe as a teenage, we’d have to put our chips on Ted Cruz.
But we’d be wrong, because apparently the honor goes to Marco Rubio. That was our next guess.
The alleged dancing was reported by The Public Intelligence Blog, which, OK, looks like utter nonsense.
They support their claim with this irrefutable photographic evidence:
You see?! The proof is right there.
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Though the photo is more than likely Rubio, other sources around the web attribute the performance to a cheeky high school competition. Sadly, the “high school gay dancer past” argument looks a little shaky — and that’s being extremely generous.
The site goes even deeper into uncovering the truth by offering this back-up evidence of Rubio at a gay Miami foam party:
Wow. We’re speechless.
There’s no other explanation. This proves it.
By running the image through Google, we were able to track down this second photo, taken just before or after the last one:
Hilariously weak evidence aside, Rubio has talked about foam parties before in interviews.
Below, he tells Jimmy Fallon, “The truth is, when I was in college I bought some boots like that, and remember the old foam parties? Remember that? You don’t remember that…I bought some of those and when I left the foam party they were white. Because the foam washed the dye out of it.”
“You used to go to those dance parties?” Fallon asks.
“I went one time,” Rubio responds.
Many homophobic people are closeted ! LOL
I think this is a hit.. But I wouldn’t be surprised he has such a gay face.
People still do foam parties?? How 1999. LOL
Chris Andoe lol
Dumb. You can’t even see his damn face.
. . .or are they just wishful thinking?
@Amaurys Arias: I said that last night. He has gay face, and so does Ted Cruz. Hanger bangers.
and another click bait……can someone be more creative? HAHAHA Gay men calling out straight people’s sexuality by their looks? Wow that sounds extremely familiar in a 180 degree turn kind of way. Why do what you hated having done to you? Payback? YAWN.
Marshall R. Krug
c’mon people…you’re reachin’ now!
So, he went to a foam party big deal.
Elvis was at the party too.
I think I am in that picture just to the left of the arrow. This was at amnesia not Warsaw
Why am I not shocked. I hope other photos like this come out. We all were treated to how much he loved God last night and coddling up to the far right in Iowa. Thanks for posting this – just shared.
That’s funny, I just saw him talking yesterday and thought, “I think he’s one of us!”
The collarbone of the candidate needs to be examined but the voice already reminds me of Peter Allen.
Saskia Vreedenburgh Brink
And you can tell this by one ear and the person’s hair line interesting
For you cynics; He was at a FOAM PARTY, at a gay CULB in South Beach, in the 1990s. Just some information for you…there are no STRAIGHT foam parties in n South Beach, for that matter…there is no such thing as a straight Foam Party, that’s a gay creation. So why was a straight guy there? Doing research? And you don’t think it’s odd he belonged to a Chippendales-like group with a gay slant? Folks there’s a lot of closeted gays who are Republicans with so called family, religious values. And you’d be surprised how many you meet in gay bars…ask any gay man.
@Brandon Foley: shut up faggot
Anything is possible, I wouldn’t rule it out.
Queerty needs to have a football pool as to how soon Rubio’s wife divorces him after he loses.
This is probably true. The guy is just total opportunist and threw his cards in with the devil. I believe everyone’s sexuality is fluid and he is no different from anyone else.
Rubio is a closet case. Yea of course he was only experimenting when he was busted for hanging out in the cruising park. Just experimenting.
Bad Ass Biker
@Kangol: It would not surprise me for Ted to eventually be caught with a boy friend or a rentboy.
There have always been ‘those rumors’ about Marco. Especially a few when he was an altar boy. But things have a way of ‘coming out’ whether wanted or not. Marco needs to be reminded sharply that when the real election begins, all bets are off, nothing is ‘sacred’ and you can get your feelings hurt really badly by trying to play in the big league. A place that he’s never been. Even Obama was more ready and still got shaken to the core at the brick wall he ran headlong into. Now Marco, please get out from in front of the mirror. No one CARES if you’re ready for your close-up or not!
@Jondoe: Go suck a dick troll that you so desperately need.
Wow, fantastic, I hope he gets exposed !
Johnny D. Moore
Good times at Amnesia…
@Kevin Schupp: maybe in South Beach but I have seen foam parties in Baltimore, Pa, and NYC in straight clubs. This was years ago, to say they are invented by Gay people is a little nut’s. Who the fuck cares.
Why are so many gay people acting Heterophobic towards the people that don’t like “Gay” ppl, just stop being like them and let them spout their stupidity until they fail. An Eye for an Eye is a pretty petty way to slander. You obviously have to agree as that’s how gay people have been treated themselves. You know there are Many Gay hypocrites also? Just chillax and let them dig their own grave.
@Kevin Schupp: The article explains that the “Chippendales” pictures are from a high school performance.
And there are definitely “straight” foam parties. I’ve been to them. Back in the day of course, but that’s apparently when Rubio was there too.
Look, I don’t like the guy. I think he’s a bigot and a sellout and an all around awful human being. But all of the ‘he must be gay because LOOK at him’ arguments are ridiculous. Seriously, the “damning” evidence is that he wears fashionable boots, went shirtless in a high school performance, and once went to a foam party.
Call me when we get some REAL evidence.
@Jondoe: Kind of odd using faggot as an epithet on a gay site. If you are a breeder troll, I can think of a lot of better names to call you.
Any man can go to a men-only foam party. You don’t need to identify as gay.
If Marco Rubio has been to one, I wanna know about it. He should be exposed regardless of his hurt feelings or that of his wife.
Were I Armond Rizzo/Joey Rodriguez I would get an agent and do it fast. How can ANY porn producer pass up this “golden” opportunity? He would be perfect for a bareback porn parody about Rubio. Hey, does anyone remember The Erotic Adventures of Candy and how they did Hollywood? Well……………just think, cream pies and all. lol
@billeetee: I sure would like to know more about the priests of that parish he was an altar boy in.
My Gaydar shout “GAY, GAY, GAY” when I see Rubio.
@1EqualityUSA: Oh my lord. Maybe you already knew about this but in case you didn’t do a Google search with the heading Who’s Nailin Palin. No g is after the word Nailin either. After you get the results be sure to click on video (up at the top of the page) and go from there.
I looked a bit further and it seems ol’ Sister Sarah sure as heck did date black guys (one of whom is now/was a pro basketball player) during her college days. I now have no doubt (but also I admit no concrete proof) these rumors are true about Marky baby. I always thought at least several times during his teen years he might have needed a few bucks and his living is south Florida…….I sure wish I were Joey/Armond. My fee would start at half a million bucks to do it.
He always gave me this bottomish vibe…now I know why
No that’s not him.
@Sweetie Pie: You said: “He always gave me this bottomish vibe”. No question about that. He’s got the pouty azz and a soft, submissive attitude that screams “fu ck me”. IDK what his politics are or what his hx of voting pro gay on the issues, but I always had the feeling he’s a friend of Dorothy’s. He was plucked from obscurity by that other closet case Sean Hannity who practically foams at the mouth when talking about dear Marco. But two bottoms together? Wait, is that foam?
I think it’s a bit off putting that while we struggle to be accepted we make allusions to people being gay just because they went to a foam party, or because they go to a gay bar. Guess what, a lot of men are secure enough in their own sexuality that they will go and not care who thinks what about their sexuality, so maybe this is how he felt then only to be taken in by the Christaliban, or maybe he had a flirtation with gayness that in the end proved not to be him.
We don’t like straight people making assumptions about us based solely on how we look, or assuming we are [insert stereotype here} just because we are gay. Getting this elated by doing it to someone else smacks of the greatest hypocrisy.
@isxios: Totally agree. This community fence hops shamelessly. Is it no big deal or is it still the taboo issue that should be used by gays and heteros to shame/expose people? Time for this community to make up its mind already. I also don’t see how anyone can tell this is Rubio. The only pic showing his face is from like a mile away. But if it is him, he was hot. lol
@Wholahay Brown: It probably was 1999.
@Sweetie Pie: Definitely seems versatile to me. Most Latino guys are (IME). =P
Bullshit. He’s rabidly anti-gay and he uses his position in power against us. We will continue to call out hypocritical scum like Rubio EVERY SINGLE TIME.
WOW! from that pic that is quite a far reach…Has Queerty ever done an article on “Mans Country” in Chicago that supposedly Obama and Rahm have a lifetime membership. Google it.
I am starting to think MANY of our political leaders are friends of Dorothy, where else can you work a few days a week and live like a King/Queen?
OH MY CHRIST!!! Don’t any of you people understand parody or sarcasm when you see it!!! LOL This little goofy article that QUEERTY put on here is a total goof!! Yes @John it is a far reach because they are making a big joke out the whole thing.
@Daveliam gets it. I can not believe how often I have seen things on here that people have taken so literally and then gone on and on an on about with the most ridiculous comments and have totally missed the point. LMAO! My personal favorites have been when they use a photo to illustrate one of these spoofs and everyone goes off on how “OH he is too old to do these things” or “with a body like that that who can blame him”. SHEESH have we totally lost our sense of humor as a community or is it that just like everyone else these people on here never had one to begin with! GET THE JOKE GUYS!!!!
The guys with no dar never tire of telling everyone else that they’re wrong about someone being gay. You’d think every guy in the world was straight if you listen to some of these queens going on about “wishful thinking”.
Rubio isn’t hot so I don’t think anyone is wishful about a closeted republican coming out.
billeetee mentioned Rubio having been an altar boy. That’s the first image that always comes into my mind with him. Angelic baby face and he seems so “trained”. It’s weird how he almost feels likes he’s speaking from notes or a teleprompter, even when he isn’t.
Anyway, I realize the article is poking fun at the thin evidence in the photos. I don’t think it’s Rubio in the foam, anyway. That said, if any of this is true, the concern would be with him not being forthcoming about who he is which makes him a candidate for blackmail. The first thing he did when elected as a senator from FL was to get on a plane to Israel. Makes one wonder why, who is handlers are and where his loyalties lie.
Damn, I want to go to a foam party! That looks like fun.
@Amaurys Arias: What in hell is a gay face?
@Amaurys Arias: What in hell is a gay [email protected]Captain Obvious: Well, the truth trumps everything else, does it not? We should, as a minority, aspire to the TRUTH before all else, otherwise we will have lost what little respect we have. As a group, we are often the VICTIM of half-truths anyway. Lets not lose sight of that. And we are already associated with gossip gossip gossip gossip gossip.
Some of us are getting sick of it……..
A fuzzy pic of somebody at a gay foam party, where you can only see a small portion of the back half of the head – what in heck does that MEAN exactly????
I’ll tell you what it means – – – NOTHING. And I am not even a Rubio fan.
This may or may not be true; if it is then we will be able to control him if he his elected President. PERFECT!
This may or may not be true; if it is then we will be able to control him if he is elected President. PERFECT!
He’s rather open about this on Fallon…
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