Armie Hammer stands at a towering 6’5″. His shower does not.
And while the typical showerhead likely requires some level of contortion should the actor desire shampoo and conditioner, the one in his home — the one that really matters — is even more of a problem.
In a private Instagram post sent privately to his 800K+ public followers, Hammer blamed his wife for the new complication in his life.
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“Wife: I put a new filter system in the shower. You’ll barely notice it,” he wrote.
“Me: ….”
In the short clip, Hammer is seen making the international facial expression for “….”:
Now for some balanced feng shui, here’s a video of Hammer getting his chest scraped:
And if you’re still riding this carousel of wonder, you can find a preview for Hammer’s next film, Final Portrait, in which he plays gay writer James Lord, below:
Armiya
Slow day at the “office”?
Greg
Armie and all other tall people should buy a shower head extender. It’s just an S shaped pipe that replaces the straight pipe coming out of the wall. You can install the extender in less than five minutes. It raises the shower head above your head. You actually get a shower.
BOB K
Actually that’s an Antiquated thing and it’s not very good because it forces you to stand back farther which only works if the shower is huge
Us tall guys prefer showering in a tub – or my new shower is 36 by 60 -. But we buy a handheld shower with a clip. The bottom of the shower wand is where the normal shower head would be so my shower is 8 inches higher plus I can unhook it and wash here and there with it
nm4047
suck a 1st world problem. Does the world really need to know this shit.
jpcolter
Yes, we do.
BOB K
This is a gay website and it’s something that happens to a sexy man in the shower.
Perhaps you need to shower. From your tone, parts of you have dried up
ryantbo
he didn’t make enough money on Call Me By Your Name to remodel the bathroom? Im sure Mohen would give him the shower head because that’s what companies do for rich celebrities who can afford to buy things but instead get it given to them because they ARE celebrities
jpcolter
Jealous much?
whitakerk861
Umm….you may want to research his family background. He does not need to work.
Frank
I would wash him from head to toe and back again…DAMN he is PERFECTION…
Billy Budd
Oh lord. Who is James Lord?
whitakerk861
Oscar prep…….getting groomed for a movie about grooming a teenager