Noted television hunk Christopher Meloni has just sparked thirst by releasing a video reading thirsty tweets.
The star of Law and Order: SVU and Oz fame, who was once rated to have the best rear on TV, chugged a beer for Buzzfeed and did a dramatic reading.
“Question-what does Christopher Meloni own,” he reads. “Answer-my entire a*s.” With a laugh, the actor notes that he was “renting” before he decided to buy the whole thing.
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“Would lick ranch dressing off of Christopher Meloni’s forehead,” says another tweet. Meloni pauses a moment before pointing out that the tweeter misspelled “forehead.”
Clearly, the actor is having a ball reading off all the ways he lights the gays’ torches. For us, it only seems fitting.
Meloni’s new show Happy! airs on the SyFy channel on Monday nights.
Christopher Meloni Reads Thirst Tweets
Christopher Meloni ("Law & Order: SVU", "Happy!") sits down to read your thirstiest tweets, and discovers that if there's one thing the internet likes, it's some Chris Meloni butt.
Posted by BuzzFeed Celeb on Wednesday, April 24, 2019
sfhairy
Love him so much!
BGinBigD
AMEN! What makes him even more attractive is the fact he realizes most gays adore him and he is comfortable in his own sexuality to have fun with it and not get offended when we LUST after him. He is flattered but not threatened. That makes him #1 in my book.
winemaker
This guy is awesomely sexy and his ass ain’t bad either, smooth and tight. Really for a guy like this anyone who would reject him as ‘too old ’57 needs to get real. There’re many guys half his age that don’t look this good. Believe me as living in sSn Francisco i’ve seen examples of both’. Goes to show you a great personality, taking care of yourself, eating right pay huge dividends.
radiooutmike
One of the reasons I use to watch Oz.
Sydders
He wins EVERYTHING.
Bytemenow
Oh my God! He was my favorite prisoner on Oz! I’ve always loved him and his hotness!
justgeo
Just a bunch of Hetro-Wanters. Yes he seems sweet and kind but there are plenty of other GAY men to objectify—QUEERTY pleas go find them!!!!
Hussain-TheCanadian
Am I the only one who has a thing for Matt Bomer??????
Brian
Objectifying someone means you don’t care about anything other than what they physically represent to you. So their sexuality doesn’t matter, they’re just an object.
DarkZephyr
@justgeo, a bunch of hot guy wanters, not “hetero-wanters”. He isn’t desired for the sake of his heterosexuality. Its because he’s gorgeous regardless of his sexuality.
@Hussain not at all, Matt Bomer is exquisite.
PopperDad
And I thought that I was the only one who watched all of the shows he was on just to see him. And no, Hussain, you are not the only one who has a thing for Matt Boomer.
Josh447
Omg. His shower scene on Oz was epic.
Bryguyf69
Didn’t he urinate in one scene? I mean, really urinate, with the camera showing urine actually coming out of his penis. And it wasn’t a brief image either. I think it lasted 5-10 secs. I’m an LGBT media archivist and even I was shocked by the scene. I ranked it alongside Shortbus for explicit erotic shock value (for those who don’t know, Shortbus opens with scenes of real sex, including two ejaculations and an actor eating his own spunk). But unlike the cinematic Shortbus, Meloni was urinating under the prudish restrictions of television.
If I have the time, I’ll upload Meloni’s urination scene.
baal61
People are ridiculous. Yeah his attractive.
iamru2
Yum especially that pic of him taking his shirt off too bad its a chick sitting there and not me!
Billy Budd
He played a BISEXUAL prison inmate in OZ. He was incredibly hot and Still is. Fantastic tush and beautiful dick, perfect amount of muscle and a classic face.
DarkZephyr
He is STILL so bleeping HOT.
MISTERJETT
is he hot????
orjeffy
Yes. Yes he is.
Vortece
Of course he is. And if you don’t think so, you might not be gay.
winemaker
Christopher Meloni is gorgeous! True he’s got a fine bubble ass, smooth tight and solid, saw him in a scene of him dropping towel and showering next to some other guy. Too bad he’s cut, unlike many guys of Italian extraction, oh well. Anyway he’s smokin’ hot!
truckproductions
Did anyone else have to “allow facebook to track you” in order to watch this video? lol wtf
WRJMitchell
I’m LUST after Christopher Meloni’s body!
nitejonboy
Christopher Meloni shot a movie in my hometown, we treated him like a king, and what did he do ? He went on national television and talked shit about our town and our state, it’s on youtube for all to see…he’s a f’ing asshole.
scotty
not reaaly my kind of guy but it’s freakin hawt to hear you all gush like schoolgirls over him. well ok, not hawt just kinda