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Daddy hunk Christopher Meloni releases dramatic reading of tweets about his hotness

Noted television hunk Christopher Meloni has just sparked thirst by releasing a video reading thirsty tweets.

The star of Law and Order: SVU and Oz fame, who was once rated to have the best rear on TV, chugged a beer for Buzzfeed and did a dramatic reading.

“Question-what does Christopher Meloni own,” he reads. “Answer-my entire a*s.” With a laugh, the actor notes that he was “renting” before he decided to buy the whole thing.

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“Would lick ranch dressing off of Christopher Meloni’s forehead,” says another tweet. Meloni pauses a moment before pointing out that the tweeter misspelled “forehead.”

Clearly, the actor is having a ball reading off all the ways he lights the gays’ torches. For us, it only seems fitting.

Meloni’s new show Happy! airs on the SyFy channel on Monday nights.

Christopher Meloni Reads Thirst Tweets

Christopher Meloni ("Law & Order: SVU", "Happy!") sits down to read your thirstiest tweets, and discovers that if there's one thing the internet likes, it's some Chris Meloni butt.

Posted by BuzzFeed Celeb on Wednesday, April 24, 2019