Noted television hunk Christopher Meloni has just sparked thirst by releasing a video reading thirsty tweets.
The star of Law and Order: SVU and Oz fame, who was once rated to have the best rear on TV, chugged a beer for Buzzfeed and did a dramatic reading.
“Question-what does Christopher Meloni own,” he reads. “Answer-my entire a*s.” With a laugh, the actor notes that he was “renting” before he decided to buy the whole thing.
“Would lick ranch dressing off of Christopher Meloni’s forehead,” says another tweet. Meloni pauses a moment before pointing out that the tweeter misspelled “forehead.”
Clearly, the actor is having a ball reading off all the ways he lights the gays’ torches. For us, it only seems fitting.
Meloni’s new show Happy! airs on the SyFy channel on Monday nights.