The average penis size, according to YouTube sensation Davey Wavey, is 5.1 inches. If you ask Jake Bass, professional Cockyboy and conqueror of “porn-sized dicks,” the average penis is around 7 inches.
But at least there’s one thing these boys can agree on: Most men don’t know how to measure their dicks at all, regardless of their size. That’s why they’re offering a handy tutorial on how to measure your dick in “online inches,” which basically amounts to doubling whatever measurement you’ve taken.
Check it out below, and see if you can catch a glimpse of Jake’s “15-incher” in the mirror behind him.
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Lefty
Jake Bass is a work of art.
hyhybt
I’ve seen a tape measure designed for that!
Well, OK, it’s intended to make centering things easier, but one edge has normal inches and fractions and the other has the same markings half as far apart.
NateOcean
I’ve been reporting an honest 7-inches.
NOW I find out we are supposed to be *erect* when we measure it?
sheesh
NateOcean
@hyhybt: Well then just multiply by 9/5 and add 32.
Stache99
@NateOcean: Hello friend;)
Xzamilio
I prefer growers to showers. With showers, it’s more often than not “what you see is what you get” with maybe give or take an extra two inches when erect. But growers? They are a mystery… it’s like watching a tug transform into yacht before your very eyes. Or a tugboat into a rowboat; it’s not always a good conclusion to the mystery lol
Xzamilio
Sigh… do some squats, Davey. That lower body is ugh.
Aaron
*yawn*
SteveDenver
@Xzamilio: You seriously CRACKED ME UP! Thanks. DW is definitely devolving.
Bopper1
…DW’s got bigger tits than Dolly Parton…ugh…
Tookietookie123
I always thought I was average, until I decided to measure it with a tape measure. I was about 8.3 inches, and I remember thinking I did something wrong which I didn’t… I’ve always thought I was average, so you can imagine my disappointment when I see others in bed lol big penises are pretty to look at but not so fun in bed, it takes a quarter of a century and a few buckets of lube just to get it in.
buffnightwing
This new generation is so camera obsessive. What have we done? OMG!!!!
thebutterflycatcher
Two deeply annoying people.
JusMe_DoinMe
DW voice is irritating as hell
Doughosier
I see Davey around my neighborhood all the time. He’s very short. Jake Bass must be tiny!