This just in: Pretty much everyone in Donald Trump‘s family is absolutely miserable. The latest member of the Trump Klan to report living in absolute hell for the past six months is his eldest son and namesake, Don Jr.
Melania Trump‘s unending anguish has been well-documented since the very first time Donald Trump abandoned her at the foot of the White House stairs, followed shortly thereafter by this:
Then there were reports that Jared Kushner was a pariah with no friends and that his fellow White House staffers often laughed at him behind his back.
Even Donald himself appears quite unhappy in his new role as POTUS, complaining about anything and everything, throwing late night Twitter temper tantrums, and having his daughter sit in for him at meetings with international leaders when he’s just not feeling up to the task:
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Now Donald Trump Jr. is also reportedly feeling very gloomy. A source tells People that Little Don has been in a serious funk since daddy took office. Apparently, no one wants to hang out with him or do business with him, so he spends his time moping around and wishing for these next four years to hurry up and be over.
At least that’s one thing we can agree upon.
According to PEOPLE:
Most weekends, he escapes Trump Tower Manhattan to a rustic cabin upstate with his wife, Vanessa, and their five children. He’s a regular at the Riverside Café in Roscoe, New York, where the manager says Trump Jr. is “good people,” doesn’t seek attention, and “never has his hair slicked back like he does on TV.”
Adds a source in their circle: “Don can’t do any deals, because he’ll be overly scrutinized. He just goes to work every day and is miserable.”
…Adds the source in the brothers’ circle, “You can’t bite the hand that feeds you, but he [Don Jr.] can’t wait for these four years to be over.”
Poor thing.
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Spike
Four years??? Sounds like the Trump Crime Family knows Daddy will be a one term President.
crowebobby
Robel Phillipos (Marathon bombing) got 3 years for lying to the FBI, let’s see how many years Donnie Jr. gets.
KaiserVonScheiss
Who’s “we”? Speak for yourself.
Maybe the fake news media should stop lying. They keep harping on and on about MUH RUSSIA. It’s been shown to be fake news. They only do it for ratings.
First, it was Russia “hacked” the election. Then it was an “influence campaign.” Now it’s “collusion.” No evidence has been provided for any of these things.
All we get is a “please believe us” from the Deep State. Yeah, we can trust them. It’s not like they’ve spied on the American people, overthrown foreign governments, or imported cocaine into the United States.
Until someone has any real evidence, it’s all a big “nothing burger.”
Spike
Ahh, Comrade, you are now posting on gay America sites, good for you, branch out, Make America Great Again!!! BTW, how is the weather in Moscow today?
KaiserVonScheiss
@Spike
Never been to Russia, actually. And the only thing I care about as far as Russia goes is the restoration of the Romanovs.
DCguy
If you’re going to try to pretend that you are LGBT and just are a republican, you’re going to have to stop using all of the trigger words that the extremist far right blogs use.
Deep State? Really? And funny how you keep saying there is no evidence. Don Jr, the brilliant,….put up HIS OWN E-mail PROVING the meeting took place after denying it.
Ooooops! Guess you’ll have to try another tactic. Now quick, have Mo Bro send in 3 more of his screenames to post agreement with you.
sectbrawn
“And the only thing I care about as far as Russia goes is the restoration of the Romanovs.”
Good luck, stupid. They all been dead for a hundred years.
KaiserVonScheiss
@DCguy I’m gay, but I’m not a Republican (or a republican). The email is evidence of a meeting, nothing more.
@sectbrawn No, the Romanov family is alive and well.
scotshot
Who has shown that any reports on the Trump family is “fake news”? Hell, Donald usually has several versions of the “truth” for any questions asked of him.
I heard Putin gave Trump a set of deluxe kneepads to make their negotiations easier.
Regarding your comments about Deep States? There was US involvement there since the 20s, and most of the political “meddling”, spying on US citizens and using profits from cocaine sales to fund wars came from the right.
Anyway, always nice to hear from our useful house idiot the Russian Trump Troll, KVS
Juanjo
Speaking of fake news, I see Kaiser Von Scheiße Esser is back to entertain us with more of his pathetic attempts to explain his love for The Donald and all things far rght wing.
Kangol
Doesn’t this little traitor Donald Trump Jr. have something better today, like slaughter endangered species or set up meetings with hostile foreign governments and then lie repeatedly about it?
Nahald
If it were anyone else, they would be in jail already for LYING on Government Security Clearance documents. One DOES NOT forget the kind of meeting that this one was, unless they actually are guilty of collusion.
Eddie Jr
It would’ve been easier for him to suck up to daddy “the old fashioned way”.
jckfmsincty
Sociopaths are running our federal government. Republicans in Congress, do your jobs and put the country before your party and self interests. ITMFA
Creamsicle
He could always ask his daddy to resign if he wants a little of the heat off of him. On the other hand it would be pretty sweet to see him sent off to Rikers Island and join the club of guys who talk a big game but then get photographed crying when they have to face the law.
DCguy
Notice how the far right Trump supporters like Hannity have gone from,
Trump has no connections to Russia
to
Trump is just working with them because he’s president
to
Collusion isn’t actually a problem if it helps beat Democrats.
The GOP has given up any pretense of not being anti-American.
BriBri
Shouldn’t you be at the Crew Club pleasuring yourself?
money718
Well, Michelle Obama was miserable too. Don’s problem, is he wants to be in DC instead of running the business. He is bored. He would take Jared’s and Ivanka’s spot in a minute.
DCguy
So just so I understand, he agreed to collude with a forien enemy but that’s ok because he’s bored?
Also, the other problem is, this meeting happened during the campaign, not while Jared and Ivanka were in DC and he wasn’t.
scotshot
Michelle Obama may not have wanted to deal; with politics and the life, but she sure as hell did a damn fine job as First Lady.
Now it certainly is clear that she’s enjoying her post First Family life.
The Obamas took the high road on dealing with hostile detractors for over 8 years, The Tump family had to drain the swamp top get all of them in.
Me2
No, Don Jr’s problem is that his father running the country is nothing like his father running the family business. It’s way more complex and requires a level of knowledge and sophistication that they simply do not have and will never be able to attain. Daddy is in way over his head and now has to answer to entities that he has no leverage over. Jr is depressed because he’s finally realizing that their team of bully’s can’t protect him or his father from their blatant stupidity. And since no one on the team knows wtf their doing, there will be much more stupidity to come. Jr sees the writing on the wall and wants out now. He can’t stand the heat.
righteousbutter
“Three branches of the Romanov family have survived the Revolution and have living representatives at the present moment: Kirilloviches, Nikolaeviches, and Mikhailoviches.”
Nahald
Have no worries Trump jr or Eric. I don’t see Trump making it past the end of THIS year.
Me2
If Trump hadn’t viciously trolled, verbally attacked, and character assassinated so many people, then maybe all of this scrutiny wouldn’t be so intense.