For the first time in history, the President of the United States is being sued by a porn star. This week, Stormy Daniels filed a lawsuit against Donald Trump over that alleged “hush agreement” he made her sign just days before the 2016 election.
In the scandalous suit, Daniels says Trump used alias “David Dennison” to pay her $130,000 not to talk about their affair together… but then he didn’t actually sign the agreement, so she’s looking to have the whole thing null and void so she can, wait for it, release “certain still images and/or text messages” of #45.
It is believed this “certain images” are of a pornographic nature.
When news of potential Trump dick pics broke, the entire internet threw up in its mouth:
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I will pay Stormy Daniels a lot of money not to realse those naked photos of Donald Trump…??
— Scott Nevins (@ScottNevins) March 8, 2018
Not only does Stormy Daniels have a story to tell, but she has hard evidence which amount to pictures & text messages with Donald Trump.
Ugh, I can just imagine the day the images are released. Twitter will be inundated with Trump in his Whitey Tighties…
— Brian Krassenstein? (@krassenstein) March 9, 2018
Donald Trump paid Stormy Daniels $130,000 not to release his dick pics.
She is now making vague threats to release them anyway.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, GodFundMe this woman until she promises — for real this time — none of us will EVER be exposed to such dreadful abominations!
— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) March 8, 2018
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ChrisK
This is all so boring. Why is everyone picking on the dear leader? I loved them. Lol
tham
I think my favorite is “3 degrees from Ron Jeremy’s Penis”….oh my god I’m still laughing.
God please, if there’s a dick pic out there, make sure, when it hits, let me be at an airport traveling someplace FAR…like a 17 hr trip to Australia.
drmiller
Queue snowflake, conservative, Trump supporters who can’t take a joke. Or just insecure Trump himself.
leobaga
You can tell libs are getting desperate – they’re resorting to talking about “grabbing puzzy” and Stormy “slut” Daniels because they sure as heck can’t bring up unemployment now at record low, stock market up 400 points today and Lil’ Kim knees are wobbly. Speaking of wobbly knees – how IS Hillary doing these days?
dinard38
So when are you gonna release pics of you sucking Trump’s d*ck? You love him so much, one would think that you’re going down on that orange cheeto every night?
Bob LaBlah
While on the subject of desperation tell us your opinion on the exodus of talent over at the State Department. In your opinion, do you think Rex Tillerson is hanging on to the job out of patriotism or because he knew before he accepted the position that regardless of how bad things got he could not leave (resign) unless a successor was found due to his position, Sec of State, being to important to the nation? What other reason could there be, especially after he, Rex Tillerson, Secretary of State of the United States of America, publicly called Trump a moron and has never denied doing it? Tell us, oh Lembago the Great, what the status of our future as a country (and it peasants) is to be once his entire cabinet and staff figure out a way to leave their posts. Oh, you heard about Betsy Ross (or whatever the hell her name is) being chased off of that killing zone high school’s grounds didnt you? If not I’ll be happy to tell you ALL about it.
DarkZephyr
You can tell nothing of the kind. Its Trump and liberals as well as a LOT of non-liberals hate his goddamned guts. Its fun to make fun of the bastard, desperate or not.
DCguy
Oh look at the desperation of the Trump Troll.
Notice how the LAST thing they ever want to talk about are things the President has actually said or done?
radiooutmike
Hmmm. Why was it when it was Obama’s economy– it was horrible? But now that it’s Trump’s (and barely marginally better)– it’s wonderful?
RESCHI
Trump is not responsible for the economic stability; just like money, he inherited it. Much, much more difficult to inherit a mess as Obama did and leave something of value. Cheeto will do the exact opposite. Oh and btw, it’s no secret that Russia rigged Kim Jong-un at the precise time to distract from the literal meltdown happening in the administration. #FakeNews4Real
leobaga
But didn’t you say Trump will destroy the economy, start WW3, and repeal gay marriage? LOL #MAGA
DCguy
And just like the money Trump inherited he’ll mess this up as well. He went from inheriting a fortune to being bankrupt and in debt to foreign lenders for hundreds of millions.
The biggest shock is probably for Ivanka. She most likely married Jared for his money and then goes on to find out he’s more in debt that even her dad.
jckfmsincty
Just more evidence that Trump can’t do anything right.