It’s not Britney, bitch.
You may think that you’re jaded; that you’ve grown weary of Britney Spears impersonations; hell, you’re tired of Britney Spears, period; in fact, Britney herself is tired; everything is tired.
Related: Flight attendant becomes Internet-famous following “Toxic” onboard lip-synch
But then Jenny Spears pirouettes into your life and you suddenly realize your heart has been closed for so, so long. Food tastes better. The birds chirp on key. Dogs primly gallop up on the street to lick your hand. And the children do smile and play.
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To celebrate Britney’s Asian tour, this Jenny Spears decided to unleash her own take on the video to the world — and let’s just say, she sells it.
Oh, and it’s loud.
Watch:
h/t: Attitude
jheryn
OMG! There are several minutes of my life I cannot get back…
It might be funny if I would have had the volume off. Listening was just painful.
Roan
Bless her heart.
Thad
What was THAT?
But, honestly…I was missing the Britney Spears slot machine they just removed from the floor of Harrahs Philadelphia casino. I especially enjoyed hitting the “Toxic Picks” bonus when that song would play and I’d win cash….
JustHaizy
I lived from this funniness. But everytime she kept saying mama ride I was like “MEMORIZE” and just started back laughing. I can never hear this song the same way again.
Doug
Love this!!
prarie pup
O.M.G! Is the name of the song “Toxic” or “Tragic”…I forget. That was video was so ludicrous and cringe-worthy, (that’s not a plane, it’s a BUS, for chrissakes) it was actually worthwhile–like hiding under the bed for two hours just to jump out and scare your little sister and her friends while she’s hosting a sleep-over.
Orgoglio Masch
Untreated mental illness, clearly.
fredo777
Slowly. Talk talking me.
silveroracle
Ouch my ears.
Bad karaoke. LOL.
Hilarious though.