It’s not that you need to give weight to anything that comes out of the men like Gordon Klingenschmitt, a former Navy chaplain. But, appearing on the syndicated The David Pakman Show, Klingenschmitt does suggest that “open homosexuality will be forced upon our military against their will,” adding that “many of the Christian soldiers, many of the chaplains, will be under fire for their views that homosexuality is a sin.”

He then goes on to cite junk data about how all these soldiers are going to start quitting the military, but given that the rules of The Klingenschmitt Drinking Game require you to take a shot each time he says something untrue, I was wasted by the time he got around to how repealing DADT will “cost the blessing of God,” and how his hero George Washington’s tolerance of slavery was just a “sign of the times.”

UPDATE: Last month, we learn via RWW, Klingenschmitt admitted to performing an exorcism on a lesbian rape victim.

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