Most of Ricky Gervais’ sharpest skewers from last night’s Golden Globes (see all the winners here) were reserved for people who were not in the room: Kim Kardashian, Eddie Murphy and Adam Sandler. But he did pull out a pretty good one for Madonna, whom he introduced as “just like a virgin,” followed up with a big sarcastic cough.

Madonna bit back at the tart comic: “If I’m still just like a virgin, Ricky, then why don’t you come over here and do something about it? I haven’t kissed a girl in a few years… on TV.”

See, she’s calling Ricky a girl, ’cause… Oh nevermind.

George Clooney got a little risque too: After winning the Best Actor award for The Descendants, he thanked Michael Fassbender for taking over the full-frontal male nudity quotient in Shame. Then Clooney made the star-studded audience blush with a joke about Fassbender’s sizable five-iron.

And thank you George, for injecting some sizzle into another otherwise tame awards show. Lets hope there’s a wardrobe malfunction or something at the Oscars.

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