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Hookie Awards Host Leslie Jordan Tells Jokes For Escorts And Their Johns

If you have video of porn director Mr. Pam getting a man to come up on stage and drink pee from directly from the schlong of escort Rafael Alencar, then fine, you have the best clip from Rentboy.com’s Hookie Awards, where the world’s sex workers gather to accept superlatives. (As it turns out, Mr. Alencar was named Mr. International Escort 2011.) But Friday night’s event was also a crowning achievement for host Leslie Jordan, who tells the naughty gay jokes even Betty White won’t go near. “Thank god for Rentboy.com,” says Jordan. See, back in the olden days, “we used have to sit in the Greyhound bus station bathroom waiting for a lonely soldier. … We used to have wait in the JCPenny’s restroom and tape our feet.”

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4 Comments

  • RomanHans

    > We used to have wait in the JCPenny’s
    > restroom and tape our feet.

    What, just for a metaphorical pas de deux?

  • sam

    giggle will and grace references ^_^

  • niles

    I always tape my feet at JC Penneys, it must be a cultural thing.

  • Mike

    And the pathetic creeps still hang out in the washrooms of stores, bus stations and airports. Yuck!

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