Strategy is everything.
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In the below video, soccer plater Gerard Piqué — who plays for Barcelona and just so happens to be Shakira’s husband — is clearly preoccupied with what’s going on inside one of his opponent’s hiked-up shorts.
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It’s not altogether difficult to see why Piqué is being hypnotized into submission by his crafty foe.
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1EqualityUSA
What a poser.
ChrisK
I hear you. Tired of these big dicked muscular dudes always showing off.
pollack
Tattoos are going out. Now it is Branding that is becoming the new fad.
GorgeousNotGeorge
Honestly. I think he was staring because he had his shorts hiked up (obviously to distract with his endowment) but still nothing new.
PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID
I agree.
Typically pathetic childish projection
NOUHAVENT
I watched the beginning of the video it appears that the guy with the shorts pulled up has a thigh tattoo. Probably staring at that.
nycbklyn
Hes obviously looking at his left leg that has either a tattoo on the thigh injury or dirt
Sluggo2007
Yeah, right! That’s why he kept staring at his ass too.
nycbklyn
Righ leg*
1EqualityUSA
middle leg
chuck
I don’t enjoy sports but I sure do enjoy that!
crowebobby
He’s got a huge tattoo on his thigh.
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mz.sam
Just another skinny uncut soccer weenie. Bring on the Rugby big boys!
Doug
Looks to me like the guy is checking out the large tattoo on his buddy’s thigh. It’s faded, and he’s trying to make out what it is.
Goforit
Had to go back and watch the video again. I didn’t even notice the tattoo the first time. Oh yea, I am gay.
buzzy58
Unfortunately I couldn’t see the video because for some reason they took it down. Or at least they did where I am.