Well, at least not in the space-time continuum I’ve dreamed up. Jews and blacks are where Adolf Hitler came from, according to DNA tests that are certainly to posthumously upset him. Hitler’s genetic code contains “Haplogroup E1b1b1, which accounts for approximately 18 to 20 per cent of Ashkenazi and 8.6 per cent to 30 per cent of Sephardic Y-chromosomes, [and] appears to be one of the major founding lineages of the Jewish population.” Lesson to be learned: Don’t test the DNA of little Adolf. He’s probably got the gay gene!

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