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If Hitler Had The Chance To Exterminate Earth’s Inferior Races, He Never Would’ve Existed

Well, at least not in the space-time continuum I’ve dreamed up. Jews and blacks are where Adolf Hitler came from, according to DNA tests that are certainly to posthumously upset him. Hitler’s genetic code contains “Haplogroup E1b1b1, which accounts for approximately 18 to 20 per cent of Ashkenazi and 8.6 per cent to 30 per cent of Sephardic Y-chromosomes, [and] appears to be one of the major founding lineages of the Jewish population.” Lesson to be learned: Don’t test the DNA of little Adolf. He’s probably got the gay gene!

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5 Comments

  • Hilarious

    You probably should’ve said “Inferior Races” in quotes to indicate that you do not agree with his assessment. Just saying.

  • Enron

    My understanding of why Adolf hated Jews so much was because he was always critiqued by them when he went to art school. His work was sub par and when his teacher would give him a little constructive criticism, he took it the wrong way. From then on, he just built up a major hatred for them.

  • Phil

    Wow, Hitler didn’t live up to his stupid ideals. He wasn’t blond, blue eyed or hot either. =/

  • PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS

    Fred Phelps, meet your roomate for eternity……………

  • Queer Supremacist

    Well, he did kill himself.

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