Unless you live in the UK you may not have ever heard of a “Mooncup”—it’s an internal reusable menstrual cup for when the red tide rolls in. To advertise said lunar chalice, St. Luke’s advertising firm ran a promotion asking women their favorite slang terms for vagina and then put them all into one handy-dandy ditty on LoveYourVagina.com.

We have to say we’re down for money slot, otter pocket, and super sonic rocket socket. We also like fur burger, bearded clam, and bacon drapes, but those terms didn’t make it into the song. Aww, shucks!

The tune will make you wanna sing along. But remember, boys… this song is for LADIES ONLY!

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