Fox News host Jesse Watters would like everybody to know he’s definitely not gay.
He would also like to gush over Donald Trump‘s scowling mugshot.
Can’t a man have his cake and eat it too?!
On Friday, Watters was discussing Trump’s fourth arrest and first mugshot, which was released by the Fulton County Sheriff’s Office. The irritating talking head then proceeded to give the disgraced ex-president a verbal tongue bath.
“I say this with an unblemished record of heterosexuality. He looks good and he looks hard,” said Watters.
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Over the last few days, scores of think pieces have been written about Trump’s mugshot, and how it serves as a Rorschach test of sorts. His opponents see a petulant criminal, while his cult-like supporters see a wrongly persecuted hero.
But Watters? He sees a good-looking and “hard” man… whatever that means.
In the interest of fairness, we will point out that Watters appears to be paraphrasing George Costanza, who also touts his unblemished record of heterosexuality during an episode of Seinfeld. But that doesn’t change the fact this is a very weird thing to say!
How can somebody’s face look “hard?” And do we really want to know?
Watters’ weird kink for scowling and indicted elderly men aside, it is debatable whether his “record of heterosexuality” is as pristine as he claims. After all, this is a man who once flattened a female co-worker’s tires so she would be forced to take a ride home with him.
So manly; so masculine; and not at all predatory!
We also don’t feel bad about shaming Watters, who has a gross and anti-gay track record. One of his most homophobic “bits” involved him harassing Gay Pride parade goers in San Francisco with a litany of unfunny jokes.
MAGA heads’ unfailing loyalty to Trump often veers into homoeroticism, with his followers (and doctors) cooing over his supposed toughness and masculinity.
And there’s nothing tougher than an ex-president getting arrested for his alleged attempt to overthrow an election!
The whole idea makes Watters; oh, we mean Trump’s face, hard.
Sure, Jan…
Fname Optional Lname
No gay man would ever look at a picture of Trump and then use the word “Hard”!
peluzo
I saw Trump’s mugshot. It was “hard” to look at…
Did it!
abfab
Hard as two cinder blocks glued together with rubber cement.
dbmcvey
Watters is such a creep. The thought of either of these men in any sort of sexual activity is vomit inducing.
klb58495
He’d spread his cheeks in an instant for to orange king.
dwick
I need a Silkwood shower after reading tweets from the MAGAts
abfab
OUCH! I wonder if even that would do the job.
Kangol2
Handsome as a fungus and hard as month-old bread: sounds about right for the Orange Ogre.
abfab
Sooty mold.
Fahd
They should have made him take the mugshot out of disguise, that is, with his natural hair (or lack thereof) and no makeup. What good will the mugshot do in locating/identifying him if he goes back to his natural look while fleeing the jurisdiction?
abfab
I can’t WAIT to see what Rhonda is going to change into for this catastrophe. Will he make a departure from his white Nancy Sinatra go-go boots?
dbmcvey
Is a hurricane “woke?” He might have no idea how to handle this. And after wasting so much tax money paying to send refugees from other states to other states, how much is left in the coffers?
abfab
Rhonda: “We have the responsibility as Americans to come together and do what we can to mitigate any damage and to protect people.”
Don’t that kinda sound like socialism?
Kangol2
Rhonda Fascist is facing “Hurricane Idalia,” so he’s probably already rounded up buses and planes in the hope of shipping the hurricane to New York, Chicago and Martha’s Vineyard!
abfab
He’s calling Margerine Taylor Green now to see if there’s any chance her Jewish Space Lasers can steer the system away from his McMansion.
abfab
“You do not have to leave the state,” Florida Gov. DeSantis said Tuesday.
On the other hand, might not be a bad idea to leave, and never come back.
Louis
Queerty says: How can somebody’s face look “hard?”
In the UK we say people look “hard” all the time. “Looking Hard” to us means that they look like they could beat you in a physical fight.
Clearly Jesse isn’t using the UK translation because nobody would assume Donald could beat anyone in a physical fight. Nor would any Brit say Donald looks hard (solely like an admonished child).
But “looking hard” is definitely a thing.
Kangol2
Queerty’s writer may either be just very young or disingenuous.
I grew up here in the US and we’d say someone was “hard-faced” if they looked tough or beat up or really unattractive. Saying someone looked “hard” (i.e. their whole body) meant they were built up and not anybody to f*ck with, but if their face looked “hard,” it wasn’t a compliment.
Don the Con looks like a cartoon villain in that photo, and is giving “heterosexual” Jesse Watters a “hard-on.” Quadruple gag!
GayEGO
Wow! Such an ugly Mug Shot! Trump looks like he is angry that he is losing!
CNY1983
so is he trying to announce that crooked donald is a ‘top” when he goes to state prison in georgia? what these cultists wont do…..
Jimmynj
Jesse Watters is a smarmy disgusting pig. Remember when he bragged about letting the air out of his now wife’s tires so he could “rescue” her and ask her to dinner? She should have kicked him in the nuts when she found out what he did.