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John Cena just joined OnlyFans & now we suddenly have to take the rest of the week off

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John Cena, with his brunette hair slicked back, smiles on a red carpet in front of a black step-and-repeat looking off towards the cameras. He points his finger at a paparazzi and wears a navy blue henley shirt, with its two buttons undone.

John Cena is known as the man “you can’t see,” but we’ve actually seen quite a bit of the WWE wrestler, who indiscriminately shares pics on Instagram “without explanation, for your interpretation.”

He showed off in his tighty whities in 2022’s Peacemaker.

Then, he sported long locks and bared his chest as Barbie‘s male mermaid.

And of course, he got naked to portray Amy Schumer’s maybe-gay boyfriend in 2015’s Trainwreck.

But get ready to see the 46-year-old “like you’ve never seen” before.

On his OnlyFans page.

Yep, you read that correctly!

The actor took to the social media site formerly known as Twitter to announce he was joining the sexy photo and video-sharing site.

And the girls, gays and theys were parched, to say the least.

But maybe we’re getting ahead of ourselves.

The link in Cena’s bio leads to an OnlyFans account for Ricky Stanicky, whose avatar is a pic of the actor in a cowboy hat.

“You’ve found the verified OnlyFans account for Ricky Stanicky; renowned impersonator, philanthropist, investment banker, socialite, cancer survivor and method actor,” the account reads. “Subscribe to get SPICY pics and vids! 🥵”

OK, OK, so it appears Cena is not about to drop some fire nudes and is just promoting his upcoming Prime Video film Ricky Stanicky.

Upon further investigation, subscribing to the free account unlocks what appears to be clips from the movie, including one of Cena licking the ground dressed like Britney Spears from the “Baby One More Time” music video.

Still, he’s already got 6,000 followers and counting.

As much as it hurts to fall victim to a marketing ploy, we’ve got to admit Ricky Stanicky looks pretty funny.

The film follows three friends –– Zac Efron, Jermaine Fowler, and Andrew Santino –– who have used an invented friend (Stanicky) to get out of marital obligations for nearly two decades.

And when their partners demand to meet the so-called pal, they do what any rational person would: hire a washed-up actor known for his X-rated show of “jizz jams” (a.k.a Cena) to bring Ricky to life.

Still, whether Cena will show any skin in the film (or on OnlyFans) is to be seen.

But at least Ricky Stanicky –– which hits Prime Video on March 7 –– gave us this moment….

Nevertheless, we know you probably clicked on this article hoping to see some Cena skin.

We’ll just have to stay tuned to Cena Stanicky’s OnlyFans page and see.

Check out some of his thirstiest moments below.

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