A Pride-themed sandwich has rubbed one consumer the wrong way, and Twitter has found his complaint rather amusing.
Tariq Nasheed, who writes books for men to become better pick-up artists (no thank you), tweeted a photo of the “LGBT” (that’s Lettuce, Guac, Bacon, Tomato) sandwich sold in British supermarket Marks & Spencers around Pride 2019.
And judging by the October 5, 2019 expiration date of the photographed lunch item, it’s taken Nasheed quite a long time to comment on the harmless snack.
“Bu, bu, bu, but,” he tweeted, “AiNt nO aGeNdA.”
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“Bu bu bu but, AiNt nO aGeNdA”…
?#hmm pic.twitter.com/kQFriKEWXh
— Tariq Nasheed ?? (@tariqnasheed) February 5, 2020
It’s almost like he was trying to tee up the jokes that followed:
https://twitter.com/BlackSapphic/status/1224930937672216582
https://twitter.com/aiwfcidevin/status/1225112629338955777
https://twitter.com/amardillovibes/status/1225039174073487361
Can you give me a list of which sandwiches are heterosexual
— Legendary demi-hottie Li’l ? (@karengeier) February 5, 2020
imagine being threatened by a sandwich.
— health goth revivalist ???? (@disco_socialist) February 5, 2020
RATS! they’re on to us. back to the drawing board gays! https://t.co/cqHwb8qcrY
— Jalen Brown (@itsJalenB) February 5, 2020
phase one of the agenda is a go….. first grocery store delis….. then the world……
gays……. activate https://t.co/LX8ptQ9nad
— sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) ? (@cottoncandaddy) February 5, 2020
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charlie_jackpot
And we’ve just given him all the exposure he wanted – well done all of us
Boston495
I guess Hot Dogs and Bananas are gay foods as well. Imagine all those straight guys at baseball games eating gay food and not even knowing it.
Jon in Canada
The Heteroe is Upsettero!
PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
Hey Tariq please remove the US flag from your profile and go back to the cesspool nation you came from.
Dave_Bailey
And yet we straight guys can’t get a taco that smells like tuna. It’s discrimination. Discrimination I tells ya!
Terrycloth
But thelesbian sandwich it’s. Tounge
Raphael
It’s May 10, 2019.
jaypogi
Ok boomer
Kangol2
Hetero ADOS hotep felt unmanned by a sandwich. Talk about snowflakes!
hansniemeijer
Made me smile! A bit of a tongue in cheek name for a sandwich. Well done M & S!
gayv6q
I don’t get the point of the stutter… Reminds me of how old manga’s depicted certain sounds, fuufuufuu.
dhmonarch89
he’s claiming everyone taking issue with his post is a racist- replying to multiple comments that way.
Creamsicle
I thought the upsetting part would be that there’s barely anything inside the sandwich because those kids of sandwiches always have deceptive packaging.
paul dorian lord fredine
i find it odd it took him 4 months to get upset.
joeboyle49
WHATS HE AFRAID OF ITS GOING TO BITE HIM IN THE BUTT? LOL.