A Pride-themed sandwich has rubbed one consumer the wrong way, and Twitter has found his complaint rather amusing.
Tariq Nasheed, who writes books for men to become better pick-up artists (no thank you), tweeted a photo of the “LGBT” (that’s Lettuce, Guac, Bacon, Tomato) sandwich sold in British supermarket Marks & Spencers around Pride 2019.
And judging by the October 5, 2019 expiration date of the photographed lunch item, it’s taken Nasheed quite a long time to comment on the harmless snack.
“Bu, bu, bu, but,” he tweeted, “AiNt nO aGeNdA.”
“Bu bu bu but, AiNt nO aGeNdA”…
— Tariq Nasheed ?? (@tariqnasheed) February 5, 2020
It’s almost like he was trying to tee up the jokes that followed:
There’s definitely an agenda. That’s the exact sandwich I ate before I turned gay.
— ?Piscean Ariean ? (@BlackSapphic) February 5, 2020
You a grown man afraid of a sandwich pic.twitter.com/fJIuNvXj9x
— ??????? (@aiwfcidevin) February 5, 2020
Old man yells at sandwhich
— ?Amardillo Vibes? (@amardillovibes) February 5, 2020
Can you give me a list of which sandwiches are heterosexual
— Listen to @onbeliefpod & @ongriefpodcast Li'l ? (@karengeier) February 5, 2020
imagine being threatened by a sandwich.
— ????? ????? ????? ??? ???? (@disco_socialist) February 5, 2020
RATS! they’re on to us. back to the drawing board gays! https://t.co/cqHwb8qcrY
— jalen (@itsJalenB) February 5, 2020
phase one of the agenda is a go….. first grocery store delis….. then the world……
gays……. activate https://t.co/LX8ptQ9nad
— sloane (sipihkopiyesis) (@cottoncandaddy) February 5, 2020