New England Patriots quarterback and proof that good things really do come in big packages Tom Brady has slipped a revealing truth about his private life into an unassuming Instagram comment.
In just three little letters (and a few emojis for emphasis), Tom endorsed some good, clean, salad-tossing fun. Go Tom!
The Instagram account Barstool Sports recently shared a photo of two hippopotamuses engaged in what appears to be some delicious foreplay.
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Alongside the image, they wrote: “As soon as bae gets out of the shower #AssEatnSZN.”
Subtle.
Well, as Tom idly wandered the halls of his Instagram feed, he took pause to offer an affirmation:
The stars… they’re just like us.
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Donston
I used to have a mild crush on Brady. But he’s ultimately too much of an awkward cornball, and I hate almost everything Boston related. Great quarterback though.
GayEGO
Whatever works! I was born and raised in Idaho, and I grew up in Boston where I met my lifetime partner of 56 years, married 14 years, and we are both retired and living the American dream.
Donston
Dude, it’s just a sports thing.
dinard38
@Donston GayEGO makes this same statement on EVERY comment he posts on this site and LGBTQ Nation. I mean, good for him that he has been with his partner for years, but this does not have to be repeated ad nauseam. And it doesn’t even have anything to do with this article.
brianlange
I found my boy at work. I saw him at and met him at work three weeks later he was living withme. 27 years later he still makes the best pancakes ever. We bought a new house and getting ready to finally get married finally. I am 61 he is47 and I want him taken care of so I am looking to get $250,000. I handle all of our finances.
Chrisk
@brianlange. Huh? You bought a new house and you want your boy taken care of for 250, 000. Bit lost on that.
jrex100
@dinard38.: I’m surprised it hasn’t occurred to you to simply ignore any comments from GayEGO, thereby saving you the grief they apparently cause you.
Celtic
I’d do Brady in a heartbeat, both sides.
crowebobby
I loved to rim when I was younger and sexually active, but it is one of those things that is better done than talked about. At least to me.
paul dorian lord fredine
what the hell is ‘salad tossing’ besides what i do with lettuce in a bowl?
brianlange
Eating boys clean bumhole. My boy purrs like a cat eating salmon. Like shampoo you wash and rinse then rinse. Voila a little pink God rose bud. Your man can never get a fish to do that.I feel sorry for str8 fish gay guys are far far better in bed and far less drama. BONUS we can share clothes! How much better does it get for a boy. I had a friend who’s yield friend told me just how Rick loves her cause he doesn’t ask her for cause she doesn’t like giving oral so he never asks her to suck his dick. I didn’t say well ya I know him daily and he loves it. He eventually broke up with that fish and we were together for three years. I went to Carnegiehe did not get accepted but he went to Pitt and we are still together. Never caught him caught him cheating but I always had a boy on the side that he would sample as well. My current boy is 22 years old and not a hair on his torse, so dang hot naked and 100% jock.
BGinBigD
@paul dorian lord fredine Bless your heart!
Bryguyf69
I really liked Tom Brady until the Deflategate scandal. As a physics nerd, I knew that he was lying. So I liked him a little less. Then it was implied that he supported Trump, which was unforgivable, so he went on my Blacklist. He stayed there until Gisele Bündchen spoke out against Trump on several occasions, even implying that Brady did not really support Trump (rather, that they are merely friends). Brady then told the press, “I talked to my wife, she says I can’t talk about politics anymore. I think that’s a good decision.” In an age where rhe NFL was plagued with incidents of domestic abuse and general violence, I thought Brady’s submissive comment was adorable. The sensitive dorky Tom Brady was in my good graces again.
Then came this controversial video that some found “disturbing.” Detractors have called it gay and incestuous. I found it refreshingly progressive and endearing. The same-sex lip-to-lip kiss seemed so natural to him that Tom Brady is once again one of my favorite athletes. My guess is that it was influenced by wife, Gisele’s more sexually-progressive Brazilian upbringing. See what you think.
https://youtu.be/48gffeVlR_w
dinard38
People really need something better to do than to judge a father showing affection to his son. It really is a matter of how you were raised. It took 20 years (i was in college) before my father started hugging me, so a kiss is way out of the question. Lol.
For me personally, it’s a little weird to see parents kiss their kids on the lips after a certain age, but I just push that thought to the side and appreciate a parent that shows affection to their children. Now I didn’t kiss my two sons on the lips but I would tear those cheeks up. Lol.
Heywood Jablowme
After seeing Mark Wahlberg try to give Tom Brady a hand-job in “Ted 2,” this seems pretty tame by comparison.
gonzo1
I’m in my 30’s and I’ve yet to have my salad tossed. Even weirder is that I’m not even really sure why. Haha. ?
Josh447
A friend of mine has a cat. Whenever he sees her going down on it down there he says, There She Goes, cleanin the kitchen.
nitejonboy
we have a pizza place here that sells a pizza called sweep the kitchen, cause it has everything on it….now every time I order one I’ll think of eating ass.lol
Josh447
LoL
ShowMeGuy
And here I was ready so see him pimping some restaurant chain he was supporting.
nitejonboy
Come eat some ass at Big Bud’s Big Butt bar and grill!!!
roblebald77
I would take Brady Skjei (hockey) and Eric Decker over Brady……..hell even the Gronk………….
BGinBigD
I’ll take ‘em ALL, thank you.