Meet Colton Duncan.
No, he’s not a gay adult film star.
He’s not a queer-baiting OnlyFans model either.
He’s one of Kari Lake’s aides. In fact, she once called him “the most important person” on her 2022 gubernatorial campaign… before she lost her election by over 17,000 votes.
For some reason, the 26-year-old rightwing troll reportedly shared a heavily doctored photograph of a musclebound Donald Trump standing on the beach in a red, white, and blue speedo this week.
A screenshot of the deeply disturbing image quickly made the rounds on social media, leaving many who saw it absolutely horrified.
Here’s how they’ve been responding…
I can’t unsee this
— Mike Pence‘s Other Mother 🟧🟦 (@cooltxchick) July 5, 2023
Very weird and gross.
— KEL0818 (@KEL0818) July 5, 2023
— Bridget D 🍄🐝🦋🌷 (@ZoeyCatBell) July 5, 2023
I have no words. These people live in an alternative universe.
— Brad (@BraddrofliT) July 5, 2023
Trump porn is super disturbing.
— Go.Do.Be. (@ktnislosingit) July 6, 2023
According to his poorly written LinkedIn bio, Duncan, who last made headlines in October 2022 when he tweeted some racist bullsh*t about Native Americans, is “an aggressive, young ‘Political Consultant’ that defies the conventional model of ‘Consulting’ — He has spent the entirety of his career engaging with the Conservative Base and building relationships with leading Influencers, Leaders and Organizations within the movement.”
Before getting into politics, he worked as an actor at a local dinner theater.
When he’s not firing off racist tweets or allegedly posting photoshopped images of Trump wearing a speedo, Duncan spends his free time rubbing elbows with anti-LGBTQ+ extremists.
Now, we have absolutely no idea what may have inspired Duncan to allegedly post that Trump thirst trap, but it could have something to do with recent reports that the one term, twice impeached, twice indicted ex-president has grown tired of Lake, and so, in hopes of winning back the 77-year-old’s good graces, Duncan has resorted to flattery on his boss’ behalf.
Last month, it was reported Lake had all but moved into Mar-a-Lago in an effort to position herself as Trump’s fourth wife 2024 running mate. But new reports claim he’s already sick of her and her constant need for attention.
The Daily Beast reports:
Two Trump advisers who spoke to The Daily Beast said the heart of Trump’s frustration with Lake is that, in his eyes, she always wants attention.
As one of the advisers put it, she’s a “spotlight hound.”
While Lake does check off the running-mate box of being an extremely “loyal” backer of Trump, her ability to outshine the ex-president might just be her downfall.
One of the two Trump advisers, who has spoken with Trump about the matter, said the former president doesn’t appreciate Lake “running around saying she should be VP.”
So far, Trump has remained tight-lipped about who he’s considering for a potential running mate, telling reporters in Iowa last month that he doesn’t think it matters who he picks because his name alone will be enough to win the presidency in 2024.
“I don’t think from a voting standpoint it matters very much,” he said.
Of course, that’s assuming he’s not in prison by then.
While Trump is largely seen as the GOP frontrunner, he’s also facing 71 criminal and federal charges in connection to his alleged mishandling of classified documents and his alleged involvement in hush money payments made to Stormy Daniels, with more indictments expected in the coming weeks and months.
SFMike
Wow! Trump is in better shape than I thought.
Kangol2
That ain’t Don the Con and wouldn’t have been him even in 1973 or 1993!
decrans
Rob Schneider is an anti-LGBTQ extremist apparently because he had the good sense to flee Gavin Newsom’s third-world California.
dbmcvey
You mean the state with the highest GDP? You don’t know what words mean, do you Jarod?
Chrisk
Depends hates California because it will always be blue. It’s economy is better then every Red State put together yet they can’t help it with their tired and regurgitated lies.
barryaksarben
as opposed to the brownshirt gov I have here in Florida? We all know the identity of these right wing trolls who come here and we all know exactly the type of right wing lies they try to spread. What they dont know is our people on their so called maga sites sowing discord. they are too busy thinking they outwitted anyone as they haven’t the wit to do so
Hayden
Trump is looking real ragged lately. I think he knows he’s done and he’s haunted by thoughts of prison and not taking care of himself. Which I think is great if he’s in a constant state of panic.
Paulie P
With as much money as he is supposed to have why does he always look like he bought his suit at Costco, shout out to the always wrinkled pants.
Colorado Couple
And he looks like he wears diapers.
jax florida
I guess kari lake can’t get enough of that BDE. Somebody needs to get that girl a zucchini.
Fname Optional Lname
Posting photos of yourself with people like Rob Schneider and Kid Rock really only sends the message that other’s should stay far, far away from you..
Chrisk
Two “celebs” I’ve been boycotting since the very beginning. Of course it’s easy when they totally suck.
Openminded
1.Must be my computer screen. Both photos with Trump looks like Trumps head is photoshopped onto the picture.
2.Why would Queerty even pretend that that was Trumps torso in the speedo? He’s NEVER had that body.
dbmcvey
No one is pretending these photos are real.
Den
The article makes it quite clear that is is a photo faked by “kari lake’s most important male aid”. There is no assertion anywhere that trump is anything other than an obese, grotesquely styled mess. Did you even bother to read it or just look at the pictures?
Openminded
Yes, I read the entire article, including the typical for Queerty, misleading Headline which specifically states it’s a softcore image of Trump.
dbmcvey
Oh Open, think a little tiny bit.
abfab
@Narrowminded. Oh nevermind.
Fahd
Nigel Farage flew over from England during the last election to attend what he and Kari Lake thought would be her “victory” party when she ran for governor in Arizona. I guess all her anti-migrant rhetoric got him hot. Needless to say Farage was disappointed, and I heard when back in England that he said that Kari Lake had overestimated her chances. You think? lol
Also, I’m wondering why I would want to “meet Coltan Duncan”.
Bosch
Posting a big dick on twitter = the party of family values.
RIGay
Why is this news? The correct response is to blatantly point and laugh at these idiots. Period. Humiliate them back under the rock they slithered out from.
Jim
Coulton isn’t gay? Really?
still_onthemark
I thought it was a law that any guy with the name Colton HAS to be a gay porn actor.
GentlemanCaller
These people are delusional cultists. It would be alarming if it weren’t so pathetic.
GayEGO
Yuk! Trump looks awful! Vomit!
Pietro D
TRUMP the FRUMP
A Pathetic Man, or whatever she is!
Just.my.opinion
The Republican Party seems to have an unlimited supply of trashy people. Treat them like any other trash. Dump them.
Colorado Couple
That badly photo shopped pic is NOT a Trump thirst trap, as the article states. Even IF he would have ever had a body even close to that, he is repulsive, inside & outside. And from what Stormy Daniels said, he would never be able to fill out a Speedo like that.
johncp56
Duncan what a creepy group of pics, and Desantatiser like a religious crewsaydor also the republicans side walking and saying leave it to the states is a cop out
Jimmynj
Trump fans are complete freaks.
fredk
The thumbs up sign always looks so small and limp when Repubs do it.