Former White House propagandist Kellyanne Conway just announced that her new memoir, Here’s the Deal, will hit bookstore shelves this spring.
“NEWS: I’ve written a book – a memoir – that details my journey as only child of a single mom to presidential campaign manager and counselor,” Conway tweeted this week. “Join me inside the White House and my own house. Preorder HERE’S THE DEAL today!”
NEWS: I’ve written a book – a memoir – that details my journey as only child of a single mom to presidential campaign manager and counselor. Join me inside the White House and my own house. Preorder HERE'S THE DEAL today! https://t.co/CBCIT4ORza pic.twitter.com/Bt0jtgOFFA
— Kellyanne Conway (@KellyannePolls) January 27, 2022
Conway is the latest former Trump insider to release a tell-all book about her time working for the one term, twice-impeached ex-president. She was reportedly paid seven figures for the manuscript, which her publisher says will offer “an astonishing glimpse of visibility and vulnerability, of professional and personal highs and lows, and ultimately, of triumph.”
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Asked whether Simon & Schuster had fact-checked “Here’s the Deal” — something publishers rarely do, citing time and costs — or could otherwise assure readers of the book’s reliability, a spokesperson responded: “We will let the release speak for itself. We will only add that Kellyanne has worked hard through multiple drafts to provide an accurate portrayal of her life and her time in the White House.”
Simon & Schuster employees have expressed unhappiness with the publisher over reports of Conway’s book deal and over its seven-figure deal with former Vice President Mike Pence. At a company town hall meeting last May, Simon & Schuster CEO Jonathan Karp said it was important to present a range of perspectives, but he did cite some limits. Karp said he opposed releasing a memoir by Trump because he couldn’t trust him to provide an honest narrative.
Here’s how people on Twitter responded to Conway’s announcement…
The book of alternative facts…. No thanks.
— JJC (@jjcdharry) January 27, 2022
I’m going to sit like this while not reading your book pic.twitter.com/hoKs6jLzrj
— Jenn X (@jsessions8032) January 27, 2022
I’m going to read an alternative book.
— Gonzo in AZ (@Gonzo_AZ) January 27, 2022
“Details my journey as only child of a single mom to complicit gaslighter to a nation.” Fixed it for you. Did you already go to print?
— James Mielke (@LimitedRunJames) January 27, 2022
So it’s fiction?
— Shelby Kent-Stewart ™ (@ShelbyKStewart) January 27, 2022
Is it about the Bowling Green massacre?
— Abraxsys (@Abraxsys) January 27, 2022
Here’s what the book jacket says : “Early on, Kellyanne learns that abandoning morals and ethics is the most direct path to success, and seizes on them to create a fact free name for herself.”
— Tough Crowd (@ToughRoom) January 27, 2022
Would I find this book in the fiction or nonfiction or alternative nonfiction section?
— Uncle Mark (@mroller17u) January 27, 2022
We saw the latter part up close and once was enough No need to relive it
— TWalsh (@hogan_1969) January 27, 2022
I look forward to buying your book and reading all of the truth within it.
The above statement is an alternative fact.
— Aspiring Smartass (@BillzThoughts) January 27, 2022
Here’s The Deal will be released on May 24. In the meantime, here’s a super creepy interview Kellyanne did with Showtime right after leaving her post at the White House in August 2020…
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Cam
All I can see that she’s done is lie all the time and verbally abuse her daughter on camera.
cuteguy
I prefer a book from her daughter if I was forced to choose
Mr. Stadnick
It will be a memoir of someone else’s life and filled with lies. “I was born in 1996 …”
greekboy
The bat has come down from the attic once again…ho hum
bachy
Looking forward to her memoir! Haven’t had the pleasure of blood pouring from my ears and eyes since watching her on TV.
whereshouldistart
You forgot about the explosive diarrhea, projectile vomiting, and your brain suddenly giving itself a lobotomy.
Ginger Tom
There’s a lot of competition in Fiction at the moment but this could easily be a best seller.
Bosch
Isn’t she already rich from hosting Tales From the Crypt?
Kangol2
She should title her written vomit LIES and be done with it.
mailliw110
“I was born a poor black child….” Oh wait, that was from the movie “The Jerk.”
whereshouldistart
Does it come with crayons or do her fans have to buy their own?
BoylesqueBubble
She’s still creepy looking even after her facelift. She was and still is, is a horrible human being. She’s as awful as the woman who wrote the book about Melania, but at least Stephanie admitted and has tried to apologize for her role in getting Trump elected. Kellyanne is one of the worst people on the planet, and I sympathize for her kids and husband.
mother mary
I came here for the comments. Hilarious. This book will be stocked on the clearance table next to Ms. Palin’s…
HMFan
And twice-impeached tRump’s picture book with unfunny captions.
Fahd
It seems in contradiction to the old adage that in fact crime does pay sometimes. Another book I will NOT be buying.
johncp56
what single mother shit,!!! all ill ever remember is (altered facts) that was it and does anyone know if she is invited to Mar-A-Lardo from tRump ???
RTG
I’d rather have my bowel re-sectioned without anesthesia than read her book……
Jon in Canada
I doubt she wrote it, she can barely pass for human.
WSnyder
When Kellyanne buys copies for her family and friends, the total sales will double to six.
Terrycloth
Expensive paper weight..if goats ate it they would get diarrhea
Jack
Unlike most of the WH staff who turned on the Orange blob, this witch is still going to stick to the script. It’s the only thing she has in her hollow life.
Ronbo
Graham ran out of gay-related news of people we should hate. We’ve grown accustomed to his throwing us red meat from the straight world. Sadly, everyone rightly reacts to the bait of hate – over and over and over again.
Yeah, she is a rotten person. But we are more than just hate-mongers, aren’t we? Our community has
Ronbo
Our community is being rotted from the inside with people like Graham intentionally turning us into haters.
Isn’t it odd that Graham is actually giving visibility and PROMOTING Conway’s book? I wonder if this, combined with Graham publishing multiple false anti-gay stories against progressive gay candidate, Alex Morse, to benefit his friend (the conservative candidate), hints that there is something rotten in Denmark.
The LGBTQ community is diverse; but, do we really need a cheerleader training us to hate on demand? It makes us appear as brittle and insecure as the right-wingers. Our strength is the community, not hate.
barryaksarben
How dare you say “our community” you troll. We are not a herd like the trump deplorables we use our brains. I do hate certain people. People who have harmed or are continuing to try to harm REAL gay communities or trans communities. I am just waiting for you to explode with hate over the fact I respect my trans brothers and sisters. I hate kellyanne and trump and the gop but I dont go blind with hate. I have hated trump since the 70s and SPY magazine who first opened his coffin during the daylight hours
Cam
@Ronbo
LOL!!! Translation: The right wing troll is enraged that the people supporting the homophobic Trump admin are getting mocked.
What I also love is how you obsess on a few people and keep crying about them. You just can’t help exposing yourself with every post can you?
Now back to the lying, child abusing, Kellyanne Conway.
Ronbo
Cam, please identify a single “right-wing” comment.
Do you think that opposing hate is ‘right-wing’? Is warning people that they are being trained to hate ‘right-wing’? Is presenting our community as more than just hate, right-wing’? When Mom told you to brush your teeth, was that ‘right-wing’?
Take a breath, educate yourself and stop hating, please. Love and compassion is more powerful than hate.
Ronbo
“Yeah, she’s a rotten person.” is that your idea of “right-wing”?
We should not allow rotten people turn US into rotten people also.
LumpyPillows
Kellyanne is a perfect example of why I do not believe in karma, as much as I wished it was real.
Ronbo
I’ve been called a “right-wing troll” in an attempt to silence my opposition to hate and vilification. Extremists demand this dangerous nonsense.
It was just a few decades back that the hate for me being gay was coming from the right. Now it’s spreading to those who demand we hate in lockstep.
“An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind.” Ghandi
richybruce
I’ll get a copy. This Omicron might drag on forever and you know what that means. A shortage of toilet paper.
CNY1983
the sound of her craggy voice makes me queasy. I’ll bet the inside of her house smells of bad breath too.
rockyroo
just when I almost convinced some republicans that book banning and burning is wrong they can use this prove that sometimes it is good