When it comes to discussing the pressing issues of our time, Lara Trump knows what’s important: whether her father-in-law will have time to hit the green!
Eric Trump‘s wife was talking about the disgraced ex-president’s golf game on a recent edition of her show “The Right View” (39% approval on Google).
She predicts that Donald Trump won’t be able to enjoy the gaudy confines of his golf clubs over the next year, because he’ll be in prison an election victory is within his greasy grasps.
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Then he’ll apparently… be too busy to play golf? Despite playing every 5.6 days on average during his first term?
“He’s not gonna have a lot of time for golfing, coming up,” she said. “Hasn’t had a lot of time recently, for a whole lot of golf.”
Boo hoo.
Lara is right about one thing: our quadruply-indicted, twice-impeached, one-term ex-president is busy. He’s jumping from courtroom to courtroom, writing $83.3 million checks along the way.
Trump is still awaiting the judge’s ruling in his $370 million fraud trail against New York, which could prevent him from ever operating a business within the Empire State ever again.
Oh, and those are just the civil cases. He’s also facing four criminal cases and 91 felonies, including charges on leaving highly classified docs around Mar-a-Lago, trying to overturn the 2020 election and inciting an insurrection.
You know, nothing major!
With all of those trials on the docket, Trump may not be blessed with a lot of time to lie about his golf score over the next year. He will be sitting across from a judge. Or, in Lara’s telling, behind the Resolute Desk.
“Then come of course, January 20, 2025, not a lot of time for golf, cause we’re gonna have a country to save,” she declared. “And I think it’s gonna be Donald Trump who’s gonna be doing the saving of this country.”
But wait, there’s more!
“So he’s gotta get a little in now,” she added.
Exactly. All work and no play makes for a very sad authoritarian!
He won’t have time for golf because he’ll be in prison.
— Ben Anderson (@ben_the_dem) February 8, 2024
Before we go further, we’ve got to talk about Lara living her newscaster fantasy. Sitting in front of a bad green screen, she looks straight into the camera and delivers her very serious message.
“We’re gonna have a country to save. … And I think it’s gonna be Donald Trump who’s gonna be doing the saving of this country,” she affirmed.
Walter Cronkite couldn’t have said it better himself.
Lara also looks the part, dressed in a black, long-sleeve shirt. It was quite the contrast from her revealing look on New Year’s Eve, “complete with a bedazzled sheer bodice and a high slit to the waist that fully exposed her legs,” wrote Queerty’s own Johnny Lopez.
The 41-year-old former Inside Edition producer caused a MAGA revolt!
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In the MAGAverse, an insurrection, two impeachments and four indictments can’t compare to the damage wielded by one low-cut gown.
Amazingly, that wasn’t Lara’s only wardrobe incident of 2023. She was also… MAGA Barbie.
Talk about missing the point! Barbie is about fighting the patriarchy; MAGA is about fealty to an alleged sexual assaulter (among many, many other things).
In the midst of an apparent dress-up phase, Lara also spent time last fall impersonating a rock star. She recorded a terrible cover version Tom Petty’s “Don’t Back Down,” and then complained when radio stations wouldn’t play it.
In an especially embarrassing appearance with Sean Hannity, Lara claimed her Times Square billboard was taken down.
What does a girl got to do to make it in this world?!
“About two hours before the billboard went up, they called and said ‘We can’t put it up with the last name ‘Trump.’ Could we just use ‘Lara?’ I said, ‘Absolutely not! My name is Lara Trump, I’m proud of that name. That’s my song. That’s what I paid, and that’s what we want up there,’” she cried.
Though Lara’s music career has quieted down, maybe she’s due for a resurgence. Trump World is waging a war against Taylor Swift, and looking for secret weapons.
Perhaps this is Lara’s moment. You know, if political punditry doesn’t work out.
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Chrisk
Ha. Total narcissist trash completely unaware of how ridiculous she comes off outside the MAGA base.
abfab
Empty headed Trump WHORE!
Kangol2
Isn’t there some lifetime sinecure down at Mar-a-Lardo for her so that the general public doesn’t have to see or hear from this woman ever again? As for countries to save, her father in law Don the Con left the US and globe in such a disastrous state after his 2017-2021 misadministration that we’re lucky his successor was able to put things mostly back together again!
abfab
Another whore with absolutely no brains.
Mack
Being called “whore” is being nice.
abfab
I thought so too.
abfab
This the bimbo who sang a Tom Petty song. It propelled her into stardom. It’s on detranzeepant’s playlist….on repeat.
decrans
Nope. In my twenties, I was a freelance music journalist. Mostly indie bands. Your misogyny is raging all over this thread. It gives you a 75-year-old woody to denigrate women while tut-tutting abortion. I’m always curious what it’s like to exist inside your single brain cell, Little Trumpy McAbs. I know you get a hard-on for Daddy Trump’s misogyny, too. Does it make your little ding-dong pulse, Trumpy McAbs? Maybe Daddy Trump can whip out his mushroom dong and you can jerk together while talking about the sluts and whores. Believe all women, though. (Of course.)
Chrisk
Calling her a whore is not misogynistic as it can apply to men as well.
She will parrot whatever or whoever can do the most for her ambitions. Say like Don Jr’s whore who did the same when she was hooked with Gavin Newsom. Not to mention Melania.
Of course I know you’re not interested in facts. Just attacks.
decrans
Nope again. Because it’s a term that Trumpy McAbs uses to smear women, which underlines the patriarchal tropes he wishes to dismantle in other posts. I will point out his cognitive dissonance. When y’all start smearing men, beep me. You could also say that Gavin Newsom is a corporate whore. He bailed out PG&E, whose lobbyist is his good friend, thus screwing over fire victims and saving investors. The director of the public utility commission resigned as a whistleblower when he forced her to give the monopoly utility a safety certificate despite non-compliance. Turns out he got 100s of thousands in campaign contributions from PG&E. Meanwhile, his wife’s nonprofit has received donations from a host of companies that have lobbied the administration or are involved in significant regulatory issues before the state. Is she not a bimbo money whore as well? If you’re going to exercise misogyny, exercise some consistency, too.
dbmcvey
decraps just keeps adding on to his story. It’s all lies.
He doesn’t even know what “believe women” means.
barryaksarben
Im shocked you of all people (trolls) arent kissing her. horrible ass. I And the lies form her are childish. If she wanted the name on the billboard and paid for it the name would be there. such obvious lies
decrans
More blathering I’ve fact checked multiple times from Dickvaney. It could easily be solved by Google and email. He likes to paint his opposition because he can’t defend the Newsoms’ record as corporate whores. He’s like a child on a playground.
abfab
In conclusion. decrans is a whore.
decrans
In conclusion, you’re a misogynist who props up patriarchal tropes, you dumb hick f u c k. Worship Daddy Trump’s mushroom dong, Little Trumpy McAbs. Suck it up good. That’s your idol. Slurp, slurp.
LumpyPillows
Sorry, you guys are very hypocritical when it comes to misogyny. You do it all the time.
Ronbo
Lumpy is right.
dbmcvey
So, decraps, why don’t you tell us what ‘believe women” means. It’s never been “believe all women,” you put that “all” in there because you know it’s not supportable.
“Believe women” meant that when they came forward with charges they should be taken seriously, because before this, police, employers, etc.. did not even consider their accusations and dismissed them out of hand. No one ever claimed that every accusation had to be treated as gospel.
But this is what conservatives have always done with these slogans whether ‘believe women” or “black lives matter”, they take the most extreme, hysterical definition in order to make the idea sound ridiculous.
Whether Trump has made anti-gay statements it doesn’t matter, he’s aided the anti-gay forces by putting in anti-gay judges and allowing anti-gay groups like Qanon and anti-gay politicians to flourish.
And if you’re really so concerned about misogyny, you can’t deny that is what Trump is.
Also, please find any misogyny I have posted on this site. And I mean real misogyny, not that bull about calling trans women “women” being anti-woman because, except for the most extreme, feminists don’t believe that.
decrans
It means y’all natter on about abortion rights and call women whores on the other hand. When it makes sense in your brain for rational Queerty commenters, please beep us.
decrans
And secondly, my comment wasn’t directed at you. Unless Little Trumpy McAbs is your sock puppet account and you’re finally ready to come clean.
dbmcvey
A strong whiff of gaslight coming from decraps.
decrans
It’s almost as if that’s the only word you know when you have nothing to add.
LumpyPillows
To be fair, the bar is exceptionally low. Still, there is no reason for this woman to be on TV except for the nepotism.
abfab
And she’s a whore, so there’s that.
Ronbo
As Lumpy wrote prior, abfab, “Sorry, you guys are very hypocritical when it comes to misogyny. You do it all the time.”
I encourage abfab to post less often, it might make them appear smarter. Fingers crossed!
decrans
Not likely. Dumb people gonna dumb.
decrans
When Hillary Clinton mentioned dumb Democratic voters being easily manipulated, she had Little Trumpy McAbs in mind.
abfab
Ronbo, uncross your fingers. You’ll need them while you and Scott Ridder masturbate on line with minors. Careful sweetie.
decrans
Meanwhile, Little Trumpy McAbs would masturbate to minors with Harvey Milk. Hell, they were the same age! He’d rub his grubby octogenarian paws all over those nubile teen boys at the docks. Gay rights, of course! It’s completely fine in those circumstances. (Obviously.) Little Trumpy McAbs is probably rubbin’ one out to his Daddy Trump’s saggy orange testicles right now. Probably moaning “Say grab ’em by the p u s s y again, those filthy whores! Yes, Daddy Trump!” And then that elderly nut just dribbles out of Little Trumpy McAbs’s crusty pee hole.