We’re seriously starting to wonder what blackmail Donald Trump might have on Lindsey Graham after the senator from South Carolina’s latest appearance on Fox News.
Graham went on Sean Hannity’s show last night to proclaim that the Republican Party officially belongs to Donald Trump, who he is grateful for because he has “allowed me to be in his world.”
“I actually like President Trump. He’s been very nice to me,” Graham gushed. “He’s allowed me to be in his world. He allows me to give my two cents worth on issues when he was president.”
“This is his party. If you don’t get that, you missed a lot at [the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC)] .”
Related: Like a good sub, Lindsey Graham praises Donald Trump for being the “most dominant”
But the butt kissing didn’t stop there.
Graham went on to predict that, should the disgraced, twice-impeached ex-president decide to run again in 2024, “no one” in the whole entire world would be able to beat him.
“I think he’s got a damn good chance of getting reelected again based on what the Democrats are doing to the country,” Graham said, adding that Trump was such a huge hit at CPAC last weekend that not a single person had anything negative to say about him.
“Did you find one person at CPAC that criticized Donald Trump?” he said. “I thought it was amazing that we have so many people wanting to be president but not one person would say anything bad about him. That tells you a lot about the strength of Donald Trump.”
Lindsey Graham: I actually like President Trump. He has been very nice to me. He’s allowed me to be in his world… pic.twitter.com/YOiDWJeBtz
— Acyn (@Acyn) March 2, 2021
Of all the compliments Graham has showered Trump with over the weeks, months, and years, praising him for allowing him to “be in this world” may very well be the strangest and most pathetic yet.
Here’s what folx on Twitter are saying about the whole thing…
Lindsey Graham said in an interview "Trump has been really nice to me, he has allowed me to be in HIS world."
I'm just wondering what size collar Lindsey wears, how long his leash is, and how many times he gets on his hands & knees daily?
— Kyla In The Burgh ???????? (@KylaInTheBurgh) March 2, 2021
They must have some hellacious blackmail material on Lindsey Graham.
— Ellis Crane (@Ellis_Crane) March 2, 2021
Lindsey Graham tonight: “Donald Trump has been very nice to me. He has allowed me to be in his world.” What the hell is wrong with this man?
— A Hopeful Citizen (@ThePubliusUSA) March 2, 2021
Something very sick is going on here.
— Bridges Not Walls (@bebe1969) March 2, 2021
Lindsey Graham’s so incredibly pathetic I almost feel embarrassed for him. Almost.
— Victor (@BarryVictor5) March 2, 2021
No kidding. Beyond creepy.
— Elena Engle (@E2Dallas) March 2, 2021
OMG! Lindsey Graham said trump allowed him “to be in his world”! How gross! ?
— Catlady (@AnnieBoHank) March 2, 2021
Keywords, “Allowed me” what the hell does he have on Lindsey?? I mean, this is beyond obsessive and obedience to a conman and Insurrectionist. 🤷🏾♂️ pic.twitter.com/qSEQgpMTVN
— Ray Julian Torres (@RayJulianTorres) March 2, 2021
Lindsey Graham said that Trump "let's me be in his world."
What grown man says that?
— Larry Middleton (@l78lancer) March 2, 2021
Lindsey Graham will be humping Donald Trump‘s leg until the day he dies.
— Jason Overstreet ??? (@JasonOverstreet) March 2, 2021
Graham Gremore is the Features Editor and a Staff Writer at Queerty. Follow him on Twitter @grahamgremore.
marion
The only thing creepier than Grahams obsession with Trump is Gremores obsession with Graham. It has Perez Hilton vibes.
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michael_totzke
Poor Auntie Pittypat has lost every ounce of grace, intelligence & common sense. I declare!
darklight413
I cannot wait until the trash on this little bitch hits the streets. He is so deep in trump’s ass he’s staring through trumps tonsils. What a slimy little troll!
LumpyPillows
He has no self respect. I can’t begin to imagine what goes on in his head to rationalize the stuff he says. LG will get nothing from DT. No one does, in the end.
TomG
Graham is nothing more than another Trump fascist minion. I have to ask what is in it for him that he continues to support the least educated, totally inept ex-president?
PrinceofPrussia
I call bullshit. Donald Trump is not “nice” to anyone. He is an evil, hateful, soulless, bloated sack of protoplasm that would molest and murder his own mother if he thought he could somehow gain from it.
Fahd
I’m glad Queerty collects Graham news items in one place… future scholars won’t miss a thing. He sure seems to enjoy the cr*tch-staring, sub role, but I think he also wants to stay “relevant”, and no state’s Republican base is more supportive of Tr*mp than that of South Carolina. South Carolina has become a haven for right wing Republicans, especially the retired ones like my crazy uncle. Odd, however, Graham said on the Senate floor on Jan 6th when he cast his vote against the wacko challenge, “I’m out”. At the time, he seemed upset about having almost been killed by a delusional mob incited by the sitting POTUS. In my opinion, Graham is still not as bad as Jesse Helms was, but getting close….
Jimmy T
I have always thought that Trump’s buddy David Pecker, who owns The National Enquirer, has a treasure trove of photos of Graham in compromising situations with some of his boytoys, and Trump has threatened to have Pecker release them and have them printed on the front page of every rag on every grocery store checkout line across the country, unless Graham continues to kiss Trump’s ass and toe the Trump party line.
Mack
Nailed it.
Essie
Give Jimmy T an ice cream cone. He nailed it.
cuteguy
I’m more concerned about how in the world the state of South Carolina would put this spineless loser back in as senator to represent them. I’m so embarrassed for South Carolina. That state is as pathetic as the district in Georgia that voted in Majorie Taylor Biggot
BoomerMyles
That’s what I call ball gargling.
Pharmguy55
So, Lady G has finally lost whatever semblance of dignity he once had. He has surpassed being a “brown-noser” because his head is so far up Trump’s bottom. I pray that the people of South Carolina get rid of this man either with a recall vote or by getting the GOP to censure him in the Senate and remove him from any committees he serves on. SC, you are the only people that can prevent yourself from losing your right to vote.
Roger Doremus
Ordinarily I would respect anyone’s decision to keep their sexuality private. But Crackers is such a dishonest and dangerous hypocrite that I’m hoping that the DC rent boys go public with the dirt on Graham. They would do democracy a great service and would likely land a book deal and appearances on talk shows and “Dancing With The Stars.” (Although the thought of having sex with that slimy Boll Weevil makes my tummy flip.)
HenryHawke
Lindsey Graham is definitely a few fries short of a “Happy Meal.”