Can you believe it’s been 13 years since Glee premiered? It seems like just yesterday “Don’t Stop Believing (Glee Cast Version)” came to storm the iTunes store and take over the young gay consciousness. As progressive as the show was for its time in regards to queer rights, Ryan Murphy sure did his fair share of casting straight men in gay roles. In honor of Glee’s anniversary, here are our picks for the show’s top five gay-for-pay performances…
5. Finneas as Alistair
The fact that eight-time Grammy winner Finneas O’Connell, brother and collaborator of noted Gleek Billie Eilish, was a regular member of the Glee club in its last season will never cease to be hilarious. In addition to adding vocals to Glee covers of songs like Clean Bandit’s “Rather Be” and Echosmith’s “Cool Kids”, Finneas’ stint as the scarf-clad, ukelele strumming Alistair included a romantic plot with fellow New Directions member Spencer. Spencer was the football-star meathead to Alistair’s sensitive artist, and their chaste kiss in the choir room made for a picture we hope Finneas has been made to sign at a meet-and-greet at least once.
4. Max Adler as Dave Karofsky
Karofsky might not have been the most likeable character, but by god if Max Adler didn’t put his entire heart into this gay-for-pay role. The closeted homophobic jock is as tired a trope as any employed in Glee’s run, but Karosky might be the archetype’s defining character. He loved, he cried, he slammed that little twink Kurt into every locker in the school, and still his emotional scenes set to “Cough Syrup (Glee Cast Version)” had us all ready to weep.
3. Jeff Goldblum and Brian Stokes Mitchell as Hiram and Leroy Berry
Jeff Goldblum as a theatrical homosexual dad to Rachel Berry is such an inspired turn that its almost surprising it made it on the show. His old married couple banter with Broadway’s Brian Stokes Mitchell helped make the third season of Glee worth watching. If nothing else, the fact that they look completely different from the picture of Rachel’s dads we see in her locker in episode one (as if she had stunt cast her own dads halfway through the series) adds a strong camp factor to the whole situation.
2. Grant Gustin as Sebastian Smythe
Grant Gustin’s evil performing arts gay portrayal as Sebastian was so convincing that he got the full “wait, he’s not gay?” surprise treatment online. Whether it was blinding Blaine with a slushie, bear-shaming Karofsky to the edge, or threatening the Glee club with photoshopped nudes, Grant added an undeniable flair to each of his appearances. There are some implications to Ryan Murphy making him so evil and also the face of active gay sexuality on the show, but such is the nature of Glee.
1. Darren Criss as Blaine Anderson
If Grant Gustin got the “wait, he’s not gay?” reaction, Darren Criss got the full “no, he’s definitely gay. Right?” tidal wave following his first appearance on Glee. Ever the ally, Darren rode that gay-for-pay horse all the way to an Emmy for his portrayal of Andrew Cunanan in American Crime Story before finally promising to hang up his saddle. As important as it is for queer actors to be allowed queer roles, we might not protest too terribly much if Darren decided to make out with a few more guys on screen. You know, for old time’s sake.
thisisnotreal
Please tell me I’m not the only person on the planet who doesn’t like the term “gay for pay” being used in the context of straight Hollywood celebs playing gay roles…
Jaquelope
You’re not the only one.
erik-the-red
I was going to say “what about Chord Overstreet” then I remembered his character Sam was straight. Sigh.
Toofie
Wow Grant Gustin really had presence in that clip!
Jim
Gustin is so damn sexy.
Den
“Gay-for -pay” refers specifically to self-defined heterosexual sex worker types performing gay sex in porn films. Most often as tops.
In the context of film, television and live theater it is simply called acting. Same as when gay actors take on straight roles. Let’s get a few things straight.
Art is not necessarily autobiographical
Actors can portray characters that are not themselves.
Writers can write about things outside of their personal experience.
Nothing wrong with any of those things.
MacAdvisor
Well said. I believe, the aggressively negative term, “gay for pay” was used as clickbait in the title here. I hope Queerty understands it does not need to stoop to such lows.
Jim
I think Daren Criss is vastly overrated.
His acting is usually over the top and his histrionics while singing verge on laughable.
bachy
I’m with you! Never bought Darren Criss’ performance in the least. His scenes with Chris Colfer reeked with mutual distaste, not romance, and actually turned me off to Ryan Murphy in general. I appreciate that Darren Criss is cute and talented, but he was just not the right actor for that role.
man5996853
The writing, at its worst, was far, far more offensive than any casting choices. For every straight actor cast in a gay role, there is a gay actor cast in a straight role. Matt Bomer, Cheyenne Jackson, Jonathan Groff, NPH, among others, all played straight characters. No matter what you think of Ryan Murphy as a writer or producer, there is and has never been a “gay for pay” issue.
How about focusing on show-runners who consistently cast straight actors in gay roles at the expense of equally talented gay actors?
Jim
So you fell for the “Darris Criss” is straight…?
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Glee was my jam. I loved every single episode and still watch it every now and then. Still listen to the music all the time in the car. I do prefer the glee version I’ve the original many times. Such a talented bunch of ACTORS. Not straight playing gay. That’s silly. It’s called acting for a reason. It’s a role. I played many straight roles on the stage nobody cared. And we shouldn’t care about straight actors playing gay.