Have you ever loved someone so completely, so utterly, that you both went ahead and decided to shave your initials into each other’s crotch?
As unlikely as it sounds, that’s how mutual affection was just expressed on the latest episode of Love Island.
A bromance has bloomed between Chris and Kem, you see, and they decided the best way for two heterosexual men to demonstrate their friendship is by, yes, shaving each other’s initials into their pubic hair.
We don’t blame you if you don’t believe us. But you can see it yourself right here:
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Chris and Kem's bromance has taken a very weird turn… ? #LoveIsland pic.twitter.com/J7GBb406pB
— Love Island (@LoveIsland) July 10, 2017
Sexy?
RIGay
NOT. GAY. AT. ALL… [cough]
Kieran
That bedroom alone could turn Clark Gable gay. Those poor “heterosexual” boys.
salumbre
Wasn’t Clark Gable gay to begin with?
nmharleyrider
didn’t you know that every time Clark Gable was single he bunked in with Randolf Scott. Their affair was very much on the DL for many years.
amigay
It was Cary Grant and Randolph Scott who had that bromance thing going on.
Herman75
Kem and Chris bring to mind the Postal Service hit….
I greased the lens and framed the shot using a friend as my stand-in
The script it called for rain but it was clear that day so we faked it
The marker snapped and I yelled “quiet on the set” and then called “action!”
And I kissed you in a style that Clark Gable would have admired (I thought it classic)
Kieran
@ salumbre Ask Loretta Young.
Richard 55
You pathetic gay guys will never have what these bro’s have. Your daily yearnings are based on lusting after men’s bodies, something you’ll never achieve at will. Most of you are cynical and queen-like, and have limited appeal to the handsome hunks out there.
These bro’s – bonded together in eternal heterosexuality – are so comfortable in each other, they experience more male-male contact than you will ever have. So there.
jeff1370
That didn’t sound like sarcasm, so what is a straight dude looking at a gay site for? Closet much?
ProfessorMoriarty
I’m so sorry, Richard 55. Breaking every mirror that you peer into must be so humiliating.
Erik
Your post screams of desperate pathos and denial. You sense that gay men have depths of masculinity that will eternally be beyond your understand. You recognize that women will never, ever trust you as much as they trust us, that you will always be a little bit rapey to them. Like Josh Duggar, your definition of your sexuality is contingent on taking what you want.
You know that you’ll never have the dedication necessary to achieve ‘handsome’, you’ll never be comfortable enough about your own body not to worry if jacking off alone makes you gay. And no one, of any gender, will ever be truly comfortable, or ever feel truly safe, around you. They’ll look at you at see Josh, and Jarrod, and Jerry and of the other het sexual predators.
How do the rest of us know this? Because anyone actually comfortable in their identity would not have to anonymously spew your sort of homophobic fantasy, in public, just to tolerate his mediocrity.
You post this crap because it is the only way for you to convince yourself that you are not disgusting.
Didn’t work, though, did it?
stevetalbert
You want cynical and queen like?
How about Bonded Together In Eternal Heterosexuality…is that being part of the BTIEH society? I think you mean Bitch, girl, but your lisp confised me at first.
Mr-DJ
Dude, you got it exactly BACKWARDS. In fact most of us were Gay BEFORE sexuality played any part of it. And these straight guys’ bromance is ONLY that because they can’t bring themselves to do any more about it. Gay guys have it all because they are able to love spiritually as well as sexually. The sexual part is just one way to express love, among the numerous other ways one expresses love, whether you are Gay OR straight. Although apparently for you, in your straight world, it is only about lust for your woman.
batesmotel
This sounds more like it they agreed to it with the producers for ratings. These kinds of reality shows are partially orchestrated on purpose. Plus this is just too weird gay or straight.