Another day, another attempt to diminish Madonna‘s legacy.
With never-ending debate raging over the Queen of Pop’s appearance, age-appropriateness, or the exorbitant ticket prices for her upcoming 40th anniversary Celebration tour, Rolling Stone decided to add fuel to the Madonna hater-ade by trashing one of the most controversial albums of her storied career, 2003’s American Life.
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This week the music publication came out with another one of its clickbait listicles by counting down the “50 Genuinely Horrible Albums by Brilliant Artists.” Though they tried to soften the blow with a backhanded compliment in the headline, Madge’s ninth studio album came in at #26 on the hit list.
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The 50 Genuinely Horrible Albums by Brilliant Artists — #36 Madonna’s ‘American Life’
“The world in 2003 had little use for Madonna the folk guitarist or Madonna the rapper.”
Full list: https://t.co/Q76vPNBtwc pic.twitter.com/Ztlr96qyrD
— Rolling Stone (@RollingStone) February 15, 2023
Released in 2003, American Life dared to get political and challenge the U.S. status quo, materialism, fame, war, and even George W. Bush. Tame by today’s standards, the climate of the time in the aftermath of 9/11 and in lead up to the invasion of Iraq found everyone’s patriotism questioned. Not even the Dixie Chicks were safe!
The album’s title track faced much of the initial criticism, with many cringing over Madonna rapping about lattes, pilates and employing “three nannies, an assistant, a driver and a jet.” Biggie Smalls it ain’t, but if you’re trying to emphasize how awful and spoiled Americans can be then a rich white woman spitting out cheesy rhymes may be just what the lyrical doctor ordered. But we digress.
More controversy stemmed from the song’s music video which was initially pulled for its political and violent themes as the Iraq War began just prior to its release. Madonna cut a sanitized version that removed any depictions of war, the military, or Bush, and instead showed her singing amid a backdrop of the different flags of the world.
While American Life debuted at the top of the album charts, the single peaked at #37 on the Billboard Hot 100. The album’s next three singles (“Hollywood,” “Nothing Fails,” and “Love Profusion”) all failed to crack the Billboard Hot 100.
After its release, the album became the butt of jokes as it was Madonna’s first major commercial “flop” since hijacking the pop world in 1983.
In the years that follow, many critics have written retrospective reviews commending the album’s sound and lyrics for being especially prescient and politically relevant. Madonna performed “American Life” on her 2019 Madame X tour and it felt as if it had been written explicitly for the MAGA era.
Needless to say, Madonna’s rabid fanbase is not standing for Rolling Stone trash-talking their Madgesty and referring to American Life as “downright embarrassing” in their latest hit piece.
The troops have been deployed:
With all due respect, this album has brilliant songs on it. Intervention is a masterpiece. It’s unfortunate #RollingStone feels the need to throw @madonna under the bus when she’s graced its magazine’s covers more than any other female artist in history.
— Bram Levinson (@bramlevinson) February 16, 2023
Surely American Life is a bad album for the kind of American who doesn’t like hearing the toughest truths about the nation itself. Madonna touched her finger on the wound in that era.
— ❌Garoto M-dolla❌ (@GarotoMdolla) February 15, 2023
The most underrated album by @Madonna, an album as introspective and minimalist as it is artistic, where everything is taken care of in detail.
— Dj Tony Beat (@DjTonyBeat) February 16, 2023
— (@WhatSantanaSays) February 15, 2023
Madonna arriving to the #rollingstoneisoverparty pic.twitter.com/9fwHy9h4CU
— Madonna Nation ❌ (@MadonnaNationX) February 15, 2023
Beg to differ. America wasn’t ready for a socio political folktronica album. The production. The vocals. Even THAT rap were fearless and flawless.
— JDNAStarzJustin (@JdnaStarz) February 15, 2023
With all due respect, this might be one of the very worst takes to ever be published in this magazine.
— SergioOpina (@sergioopina_) February 15, 2023
You hated it because of her opinions of Bush’s America after 9/11. It was a political, well thought, well composed and amazing album. You hated it because it touches the American Pride Nationalism.
— Ger (@SoutoGer) February 16, 2023
Thanks for reminding me to listen to American Life today. Bad take. pic.twitter.com/ZTHi8f9AVC
— Most Smartest ️☠️ (@JeffLassiter) February 16, 2023
Gurl … American Life is a Cultural Reset.
— Flork. (@DimeMarkin) February 16, 2023
i’m genuinely annoyed by this cause most of the fans love this album now and many critics have revisited it and changed their mind. it’s not horrible whatsoever. it’s also the most vulnerable album she’s made along with like a prayer.
— Andre M (@andre_marcs) February 16, 2023
American Life you will forever be famous. Rolling Stones you’re drunk, go home
— Dani (@magicdany) February 15, 2023
While Madonna has not officially spoken out on the Rolling Stone article, you can rest assured she is unbothered by this latest aggression against her body of work.
Earlier this week, Madonna announced she’s releasing an exclusive 8-track EP celebrating American Life’s 20th anniversary and honoring late music producer Peter Rauhofer, who remixed many of her dance hits.
#RecordStoreDay ! Madonna will this year release ‘American Life – Mixshow Mix’, an exclusive 8-tracks EP celebrating the album’s 20th anniversary and honoring the life and work of Peter Rauhofer!
Read the full story: https://t.co/tS81cnpuGJ#RSD2023 pic.twitter.com/vqn7GDuvMA— Madonna (@Madonna) February 16, 2023
The vinyl-only album will be strictly available at indie record stores in honor of Record Store Day on April 22.
Take in “American Life” in all its original glory by watching the version that was too hot for 2003 below:
Claytonisahobo
Rolling Stone got this so wrong. American Life is a Brilliant album. It’s just very different for the poppy Madonna everyone was used to hearing. Totally under-rated.
LegionKeign
So true. Even Prince and MJ had albums that got panned and were actually really good. Folks want the same shit over and over and when an artist tries something different the industry (not usually the diehard fans) pan it.
bachy
Once they’ve achieved the “American Dream” and are ensconced in mansions in gated communities, a lot of these mega-successful pop stars discover that they still don’t feel “safe” and that life remains precarious and uncertain: not from lack of money, status or services, but from issues like global warming, civil unrest, pollution, war.
I recall seeing Sting pictured at the height of his fame, off in the Amazon, half naked and covered in body paint, facilitating a deal with aboriginals in an effort to safeguard the rainforests. These are the kind of things you don’t think about when you’re struggling to survive on the 9 to 5.
Madonna’s American Life guides her pop audience past the glamour of the “American Dream” to greater issues threatening rich and poor alike.
LumpyPillows
The people who trashed it probably didn’t actually listen to it.
Gabby
One of my favourite albums of all time.
Valcarcelito
This album is bop after bop after bop. The three song suite in the middle: Nothing Fails, Intervention, and X-Static Process is glorious!
Gabby
Heaven!
ThatGuy22
I freaking adore this album – amazing from start to finish.
Sister Bertha Bedderthanyu
Yeah, yeah. So what else is new?
Jim
Madonna is a has-been.
Move on
Gabby
Jim how many times are you going to click on a Madonna post and write the exact same thing? You realize by clicking on her posts and commenting you help keep her relevant.
LumpyPillows
Where do I sign up to be a similar has-been?
bachy
Lumpy: LOL
FreddieW
“clickbait listicles”
Really, Queerty?
Ronbo
Self-centered haters are gonna hate. Queerty’s thirst for more hate, derision and division is not helping anyone.
Jim – she’s still got fans. The “Has-been” sold more “American Life” than Rolling Stone, Queerty, Jim and Johnny combined.
mastik8
Even Queerty isn’t using current photos of Madonna.
Ronbo
It takes just the right angle to distort reality. Keep looking, you seem the type who always finds the negative.
mastik8
@Ronbo – Feel better darling? I’ll certainly defer to you on this one as you’re obviously expert testimony and know from whence you speak.
LumpyPillows
I just sampled a few of the songs on the album to remind myself. It’s a decent group of songs. As is true about every Madonna song, the songs are expertly engineered. So, I do disagree with Rolling Stone.
The real story is how an unpopular opinion can result in a mob attack on social media. It’s part of the cancel culture cancer we are living through. Sometimes they come for people you hate, sometimes they come for people you like, sometimes they come for you. And in the end, the people who really need to be addressed, those with power, get away with murder.
bachy
I see it as a surge of the mob, which occurs intermittently in all civilizations.
From Wiki: Mob rule or ochlocracy is rule by a mob, and the intimidation of legitimate authorities. It is akin to the Latin phrase mobile vulgus, meaning “the fickle crowd.”
The term “mobocracy” arose in the 18th century. Mobs may sometimes genuinely reflect the will of the majority in a manner approximating democracy, but are characterized by the absence of a procedurally civil and democratic process.
LumpyPillows
If only all people commenting here were as thoughtful.
barryaksarben
This reminds me of Springsteens album NEBRASKA which was an honest look at how the American dream has become to many the. impossible if not American Nightmare and just how bleak the midwest is. It is a brilliant political statement and many many reviewers HATED IT. esp the shallow superficial patriots who explode at the mere mention of an America that isn’t totally perfect. I think it is his finest album
ScottOnEarth
Musical taste is different for everyone but I agree completely that ‘American Life’ is a terrible album, particularly coming from one of the most original, successful and influential pop stars in history. The concept was great but the execution was flat and contrived. She seemed to hit a creative low-point during this time, which I attribute to her stifling marriage to hideous Guy Richie. Except for ‘Die Another Day’, this album seemed completely unnecessary and unremarkable. I don’t think Madonna is too fond of it, either, because the only song from it that I’m aware of her playing in concert is ‘Die Another Day.’
Agility
Why do people post comments on articles they haven’t read?
Jack
Sweetie….The Re-Invention Tour. She performed:
Nobody Knows Me
American Life
Nothing Fails
Hollywood
Die Another Day
and
Mother and Father
You’re “not aware”…..because you are blabbing to hear your own head rattle. I think your “essay” on her life and marriage is the epitome of “completely unnecessary and unremarkable”. Fine if you don’t like the album. I’m not some insulted mega fan. I just hate people who prattle on like they know things they don’t know. Shush.
bsg1967
This is the album that Madonna lost her balls when she changed the music video for American life from a challenging, violant, anti war clip to a mundane green screen last minute clip
ScottOnEarth
You’re so right.
KlausIII
Oh no Rolling Stone came for American Life?!?!?! Gasp!! Another Queerty click bate post. There were 49 other names on that list that includes some of the most influential musical acts in the last 50 years. And some, like Bowie, are also recognized as a part of the overall LGBTQ+ universe but we don’t see him referenced in the Queerty post. DO BETTER.
ScottOnEarth
Do better, how? They simply reported on something that was published for all the world to see….about the biggest pop superstar on the planet. Bowie’s LGBTQ status doesn’t mean he has had the impact Madonna has on the gay community.
abfab
JUNIOR VASQUEZ
If Madonna Calls
Hello Junior this is Madonna are you there?
Call me in Miami!
This is Madonna
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If Madonna calls I’m not here…….
If Madonna calls, tell her I’m not here
Hello Junior this is Madonna
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Hello junior this is Madonna–are you there?
Call me in Miami
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Watch me some boys from El Barrio and I’ll be set!
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If Madonna calls I’m not here!
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If if if Madonna calls- tell here I’m not here!
I’m not here!
Actually, if she calls, disconnect her!
You may shine the spotlight on me
JPDonahue
Funny how an album very few have thought about in years is suddenly The Best Madonna Album Ever!
Kids, here’s how it works: Some are good, some are great, few are exceptional… a lot are just not that good or memorable.
That applies to ALL artists that have longevity.
Jack
American Life is not a “genuinely horrible album”. I can think of 6 brilliant songs off the top of my head. Meanwhile….. Did they LISTEN to M.D.N.A.?
slimjim
As Jack said… Did they LISTEN to M.D.N.A.?
My thought EXACTLY!
It’s easier to trash American Life since it was so unlike anything she had ever done. Experimental albums don’t always go down easy and wind up sticking out like the odd-ball in an artist’s catalog but repeated listens reveal the brilliance and artistry of the album. Hands down one of my favorite Madonna albums of all time.
DBMC
After some good years Rolling Stone is really struggling for relevancy.