As we’ve said before and (for some reason) are saying again, revealing pics are not so much leaking in 2016 as positively gushing. Bieber. Bloom. Bowen. 50 Cent. Kenworthy (Gus.) And actor Matt Smith, a former Dr. Who. And that’s in the last two months alone.
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While no one is really complaining about the trend, it does beg the question: What, if anything, is behind this abrupt uptick in glistening exposed male flesh everywhere, and all the various parts of a man ceaselessly flopping about?
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Fortunately, an intrepid reporter at New York cornered former celeb publicist Rob Shuter, now of Naughty Gossip, forcing him to spill the goods on what exactly is happening behind the scenes that’s making these male celeb penises get all up in our business.
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Here are a few revealing highlights from the interview.
On the rise of the male celeb full-frontal:
God bless Kim Kardashian and sex tapes and the cover of Paper magazine! She really changed the rules for women, and now the men are catching up.
On how much Orlando Bloom might have paid to buy the photos rather than see them published:
I think they’d want $50,000 or $60,000, because that’s probably what they’d make by selling them through a wire.
On Justin Bieber’s MO:
I think Justin likes us knowing that he has a big penis. He’s not shy and it’s not the first time it’s happened.
Are these pics really the work of paparazzo, or publicists?
Justin’s [photos look] a bit more staged [than Orlando Bloom’s]. They were a little bit more, dare I say, romantic. It felt like an Annie Leibovitz shoot. The other thing that made me suspicious of Bieber is that there was only, like, two or three of them. Now if I was a paparazzi, or a photographer in the woods, I would click 400 photographs. With Orlando there was a ton of photographs. Every time he moved to the left or the right there was another photograph. Someone clearly had a lens and just: click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click. There’s a series of photographs. But Bieber? There’s, like, three.
On how uncensored versions of paparazzi full-frontal pics end up on Twitter:
Well, when they’re sent to the photo agency, when they’re sent to the publication, you get the original picture. So the original photograph also exists on the server at the Daily News, which I’m sure gets emailed to friends and family and everybody else. And the agencies sell photos to different territories, too. If you sell it to someone in France, for instance, the rules may be more liberal than ours. French outlets, I think, can run naked images. All it takes is one person on Twitter in Paris to put that picture up, and boom, it’s gone.
On whether we’ll see more of Bieber’s bits:
More and more. It’s going to get to the point where we’re almost bored of Bieber’s willy.
And these are just a few excerpts from a surprisingly lengthy article that should be ogled in its entirety.
Head here to read it.
RIGay
Well… all I an say is it’s about time!
Tobi
“More and more. It’s going to get to the point where we’re bored of Bieber
’s willy.“I’m so there already.
ric
Justin’s is nice. But to say big. Where?. If he’s big. Than i’m super big. I’m just over 9.
paul dorian lord fredine
matt smith ‘stars’ in the latest reboot of ‘dr. who’? while he may have a quest shot in the new season, he left the series a long time ago. peter capaldi is the star now unless some big changes have been made and, believe me, such changes would be headlines around the world. get your shit together.
Stenar
Bieb’s penis is big? By whose standards? It looks smaller than average to me.
Scott Gatz
Lol
Derek de Koff
@paul dorian lord fredine: Fixed. Thanks for helping in our ongoing ‘guest’ to fix errors as they happen in real time.
Mack
Keep them coming, I’m sure there are plenty more out there who wants to show off their “assets”.
xopher
These photos, as impressive as they are, are also years old.
xopher
@xopher: In fact, early October, 2014.
Kangol
They crave attention. Even though they’re all famous, they can’t satisfy that thirst for people focusing on them, and now that social media amplifies narcissism, they need even more attention than before.
mmedesevigne
Sorry, but I just have to get this off my chest as this mistake has gone on long enough.
To “beg the question” is a logical error meaning that you’re assuming what you’re trying to prove.
I presume that what is meant here is something along the lines of: “the question begs to be asked …”
He BGB
A soft penis even a foot long is still boring. A guy smiling with a wet noodle is boring. I like when they got something bad on their minds. Got nuthin’..bad on his mind but me (Mae West?)
Ken A.
They forgot one of the Sprouse Twins who leaked his wiener for all to see. Not bad either.
OzJosh
This article doesn’t really offer any explanation, does it? I would have thought it was a result of the increasing commodification of the male body, the normalisation and ubiquity of naked selfies and the desperation of celebrities to maintain a media presence between projects.
grethomory
Who cares a penis is a penis…I have never liked it though that women bounce around with full frontal and no men. I’m all for equality now.
da90027
This is due to the computer age and sites like facebook everyone now is narcissistic and take 1258 selfies at the market getting their teeth cleaned taking a dump a shower shopping at Walmart. It is pretty pathetic any celeb needs even more attention than most get now since most are mediocre at best these days. And Bieb’s unit is not that big by any standards unless you live on an island with Pygmies.
cutterq
Not impressed with their size and looks. Thanks to nature there is no relationship between penises and brain power/common sense.
QJ201
Of course when you are only 5’9″ (which is also a lie Justin) and skinny a 6.5″ penis will look large
MediaGuy
@Mack: Did you really just say “keep them coming”? hahahhahahhah.
randeman
@xopher: OMG! That’s like…an entire AGE in young gay life. /rolleyes.
Jeremy
Matt Smith’s photos were leaked well over a year ago. Not recently. They were dug up again because of this whole male celeb photo leak. And if none of you noticed he has the biggest dick of them all.
batesmotel
Justin Bieber has flashed his on purpose. The others are just invading paparazzi nazi’s.
Master Rick
@Stenar: agree it wasnt more than avg from what I saw same with bloom just a tad above avg – he looks like a shower not a grower anyway which means thats as big as it gets hard
Marky
Sometimes, in Orlando Bloom’s case, it’s better to shell out and block the pictures. I feel SO sorry for whoever ends up with that malformed little….. *shudder*
Keep it coming celebs, we like the ego food.