No man is an island. But other parts of their anatomy sometimes deserve their very own zip code.
The reason you’re here is because you’ve heard we found a (purported) naughty pic of Love Island‘s surrealistically hot Alex Bowen.
Related: Ass Appeal: Queerty’s 10 Favorite Male Nude Photo Leaks
Well, the rumors appear to be true. The tattoos certainly match up, even though that’s not what we’re studying right now.
How about we take this to the next level?
Our newsletter is like a refreshing cocktail (or mocktail) of LGBTQ+ entertainment and pop culture, served up with a side of eye-candy.
Unfortunately, we can’t post that hypnotic black-and-white pic, because, erm, the file size of the jpeg is way too large. Also, we’re a family site!
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But you can see it HERE. (Editor: Actually, that link has since censored the pic, but you can see the full image HERE, m’kay?) The term NSFW was invented for this one, so tread lightly.
Then again, some things are worth getting fired for.
BriBri
Sorry, but the nose ring looks like dried snot.
bottom250
I want him in me, sweethearts.
Ukin
I do believe in God, I do, I do ,I do believe in God!
SportGuy
So hot!!
ProfessorMoriarty
Oh mama.
Ukin
I went back for another drool and they covered it with an eggplant! That’s Blasphemy! What a crying shame.
Dave Downunder
Try this link instead guys http://www.buzzrushweb.com/general/people-are-freaking-out-over-size-of-love-island-stars-penis/
Brian
Ravish my apple breast with your Nordic features, Alex.
Brian
@Dave Downunder: Having seen his penis on that link you posted, I suggest it be classified as a lethal weapon and housed at the Smithsonian.
Roan
It was just a long tool. More length than girts. Nothing to get the vapors over. Does he like women? If so, a girthy tool is more effective than a long one. Next. In other breaking news, since when is Queerty a “family site” ????
Roan
@Roan:
*girth
Ukin
@Brian: Thank you for that. It is now my wallpaper and I get to deduct my computer as a religious icon.
smuk94
mmmmm…. I want him inside of me ????????
He BGB
It’s terrible when I am not impressed and desensitized because I must see more and better on online porn. I don’t know who these “actors” are so *yawn*.
Arconcyyon
One is one photto because is vogue in pose vogue .
girldownunder
This’ll be a bit crazy for all of the guys here, but as a bi-lady, I adhere to the, “it’s not the size of the ship, it’s the motion of the ocean” opinion.
No idea if all guys feel that “anything huge” is better (can’t speak for anyone but me).
For me, I don’t want something that looks like it belongs on a farm animal….
Imho
BearNakedBaker
Yawn
Bob Scardino
It’s a large penis.