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Matty + Bobby’s 33-Hour Kiss Is Unfairly Taking Guinness Records Away From Breeders

New Jersey college students Matty Daley and Bobby Canciello might’ve broke the Guinness World Record for the longest kiss, ousting Germans Nikola Matovic and Kristina Reinhart’s measly 32:07:14 record from 2009 with 33 hours of smooching. But what you might not have known is these two homosexuals in a platonic friendship are “destroying the traditional sanctity of straight world records.”

Will Matty + Bobby Break Guinness World Record’s Longest Kiss?