The Trump klan will soon be departing the White House for good, but before they do, first lady Melania Trump must decorate the executive mansion for Christmas one last f’ing time.
Yesterday, Mrs. Trump tweeted about the impending arrival of the 2020 White House Christmas tree, which will be arriving at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue later today.
Related: Melania begrudgingly agrees to decorate White House for Christmas one last f’ing time
“Since 1966, the arrival of the White House Christmas Tree has become an iconic holiday tradition,” the outgoing FLOTUS wrote. “This year’s tree, a lovely 18 1/2 foot Fraser Fir from Dan and Bryan Trees of West Virginia, will arrive tomorrow at the @WhiteHouse North Portico. #WHChristmas.”
Since 1966, the arrival of the White House Christmas Tree has become an iconic holiday tradition. This year’s tree, a lovely 18 1/2 foot Fraser Fir from Dan and Bryan Trees of West Virginia, will arrive tomorrow at the @WhiteHouse North Portico. #WHChristmas pic.twitter.com/f7fcz5LxtQ
— Melania Trump (@FLOTUS) November 22, 2020
Lest anyone forget, Melania loathes Christmas.
In October, her ex-BFF and former White House aide, Stephanie Winston Wolkoff, shared audio tapes of the first lady bashing Christ’s birthday.
“I’m working … my a** off on the Christmas stuff, that you know, who gives a f*ck about the Christmas stuff and decorations?” Melania could be heard complaining. “But I need to do it, right?”
“Give me a f*cking break!”
After the tapes were released, Melania accused Wolkoff of peddling “idle gossip trying to distort my character” and saying the recordings were being taken “out of context.”
Earlier this month, Stephanie Grisham, the first lady’s press secretary and chief of staff, told People magazine that Melania is very much “looking forward to once again opening the People’s House for Christmas,” despite what everyone heard her say in those recordings.
And now, the responses to Melania’s latest tweet…
That f***ing Christmas tree again.
— Kevin D. (@Fillinusername) November 22, 2020
Mhmm, have you put up the f****ing decorations yet? pic.twitter.com/Pcy444O3Fb
— Shane 61 Days until 🚫🍊🤡 (@egheitasean) November 22, 2020
dont forget to take it down before the moving team comes to pick your stuff up
— Vladimir Luna (@VladdeLuna) November 22, 2020
Not the only thing getting axed this winter.
— Craig White (@craigwhite87) November 23, 2020
— Angel Goulet 🧐 #TrumpPlague (@AngelGoulet) November 22, 2020
Don’t worry, birther. No more forcing yourself to decorate the White House after this Christmas. You’re free.
— Jilly (@jillesqueda) November 22, 2020
“Who gives a F#CK about Christmas stuff???”
— Melania Trump, on tape
— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) November 22, 2020
— Ashley Kuckelman ✌🏼🌏🥁🌊🐝🕶 (@KuckelmanAshley) November 23, 2020
In case you didn’t get to hear Melania complaining about her role as First Lady when it first leaked, here’s the recording again…
Roy Ajax
If you take a second to listen to what she said, she was actually complaining about the pressure put on her to decorate the WH for Christmas, when she wanted to concentrate on the kids being held because their parents brought them across the border illegally.
WSnyder
Yeah, then she really f*ked up TWICE in that case. Creepy and Crappy decorations and it took Federal Judges to move against the Child detentions because she didn’t do sh*t for them.
dougie
You’re right about what she said. But, she’s still a vile human being, and she and her corrupt family have defiled the White House too long already.
Liquid Silver
Her inability to multitask and let the White House decorator do the job is not my problem. Every other First Lady has managed.
Melanoma has been big on claims and always managed to do exactly nothing.
Creamsicle
Oh boo hook. If she hates it that much maybe she can spend Christmas in an ICE detention center. I hear you get your own bed and a cabinet, and nobody gives a f**k about Christmas decorations there!
michael_totzke
May a fir needled embed itself in her right hand.
acna64
Poor melania. She suffers so. ROTFL
so spoiled and just as rotten as her husband. The mask is coming of her and the demon is shown. ?
IndependentForever
Cheer up bitch. This WILL be the last time you have to worry about decorating the White House for Christmas. Maybe next year you will be decorating the Trump family wing at some federal or state penitentiary.
Boston495
What exactly has Melania done for the country in the past 4 years? Every First Lady has had a project. Hers was supposed to be stopping bullying. Did she do that? Did she do anything at all to address this problem?
Roy Ajax
I didn’t vote for a First Lady, I voted for a President. Michelle Obama thought her opinion mattered, but it didn’t.
Leash
Her not giving a fck about christmas is at least somewhat releatable and human.
Harriman
roy ajax, please skip into obscurity with the rest of the grifting kkklan.
Bubbleandsqueal
Johns don’t expect a brothel to be decorated for Christmas. She could have skipped the whole thing.
bobbyjoe
Now I really need to see Laura Benanti in character as Melania pitching a fit about putting up Christmas decorations!