Michael Fassbender Would Like You To Stop Talking About His Giant C***, Thanks & More!

I can’t start saying, ‘Wait a second there is more about the film than my d**k; it’s one scene and it doesn’t go on for very long. It wouldn’t be acceptable it would be seen as sexual harassment, people saying [to an actress], ‘Your vagina …’ You know?”

– Michael Fassbender on all the Shame-less talk about his scene-stealing penis to the sound of the world’s smallest violin…played by Jon Hamm.


Miley Cyrus took notes from OG VMA stunt queen Lil’ Kim, paying homage to the paisley pasty seen ’round the world. The Queen Bee approved.


– Meanwhile, Miley’s own baby Japanimé hooker VMA look proved popular with just about everyone. Joan Rivers, however, will give me nightmares for years to come. Well, continue to give


– Speaking of terrifying things, Lady Gaga announced that “Dope” will be her next single featuring this Bipolar Mistress of Frankenstein cover art going on.


Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka are the greatest and gayest dads ever. P.S. That little girl is owning everyone and everything.

Guy Fieri got into a fight with his hairdresser because one of them had to resent what was going on with that frosted beaver trap atop the “celeb” “chef’s” head.

– After canceling their tour, the Jonas Brothers officially broke up leaving a void in the hearts of…someone, I’m sure.

Celine Dion‘s new album Loved Me Back to Life comes out November 5 and you can stream it here for free. You know you want to.