– Michael Fassbender on all the Shame-less talk about his scene-stealing penis to the sound of the world’s smallest violin…played by Jon Hamm.
Happy Halloween @LilKim ???????????? pic.twitter.com/tJMMQgBu53
— Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) October 31, 2013
– Miley Cyrus took notes from OG VMA stunt queen Lil’ Kim, paying homage to the paisley pasty seen ’round the world. The Queen Bee approved.
– Meanwhile, Miley’s own baby Japanimé hooker VMA look proved popular with just about everyone. Joan Rivers, however, will give me nightmares for years to come. Well, continue to give…
‘Dope’ will be available 12:01am local time Nov 4th. Final song available for purchase before ARTPOP release Nov 11. pic.twitter.com/iTCHRy5HeA
— Lady Gaga (@ladygaga) October 31, 2013
– Speaking of terrifying things, Lady Gaga announced that “Dope” will be her next single featuring this Bipolar Mistress of Frankenstein cover art going on.
Have a spooktacular night! Here’s our family Halloween pic (via @projectphotoboo): Well done, @DavidBurtka! pic.twitter.com/2ThNeFKdYQ
— Neil Patrick Harris (@ActuallyNPH) October 31, 2013
– Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka are the greatest and gayest dads ever. P.S. That little girl is owning everyone and everything.
– Guy Fieri got into a fight with his hairdresser because one of them had to resent what was going on with that frosted beaver trap atop the “celeb” “chef’s” head.
– After canceling their tour, the Jonas Brothers officially broke up leaving a void in the hearts of…someone, I’m sure.
– Celine Dion‘s new album Loved Me Back to Life comes out November 5 and you can stream it here for free. You know you want to.
nevereclipsed81
..And the rest of us would like Michael Fassbender to know that we weren’t talking about it at all.
Tackle
I find Michael Fassbender, hott,hott, hott. I have seen “Shameless “, and that was NOT a giant cock. Definitely a nice one. Above a average in size, but I wouldn’t say giant
viveutvivas
And if we were, why would he mind? He’s a guy, isn’t he? Does. Not. Compute.
Stache1
Gee maybe it could also be why it was practically the scene stealer of the movie. 10 minutes of him walking back and forth with the camera at dick level with his big dong slapping against his thighs.
Dxley
Miley Cyrus actually looked cute.
Kieran
Re: The Michael Fassbender item. If you don’t have actual film footage why even report a story like this?
stfallon1028
Never Michael, never. And as for people ‘talking’ about it, there’s a full tumblr devoted to the subject:
http://fassbenders-penis-appeared-and.tumblr.com/
Kevin B
Is he kidding? People STILL talk about Sharon Stone’s vagina and Basic Instinct was released over 20 years ago…
balehead
Michael is not aging that well….is he 45??…
Tackle
I think Michael is a hot man. And I wonder is he annoyed at the attention his penis has got, and is getting because it’s mainly from gay men? And I would not say his penis is giant. Above average size at best. But definitely a nice one.