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“Murder, Sh*t Wrote”, Jon’s Hairy Hamm, World’s First Cockumentary & More! [NSFW]

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Newly minted Christian Grey Jamie Dornan: an ass appreciation.

– Of all the TV reboots I didn’t know I desperately needed, Murder, She Wrote. Octavia Spencer — who won an Oscar making the world’s least sanitary pie in The Help — will slip into Angela Lansbury‘s legendary sweater-set coming to NBC. I don’t care if no one uses typewriters anymore, they had better leave the original opening in place if they know what’s good for them.

– Apparently someone told Cristiano Ronaldo tweeting about the pleasure he received poring over pics of young boys in their underwear was bad form.

Jon Hamm is a bear. Like an actual woodland creature. According to Mad Men makeup artist Lana Horochowski, they had to shave down the Hamm three times a day to keep that smooth-faced Don Draper look.

Unhung Hero, billed as the “world’s first cockumentary“, follows the woefully inadequate travels of Patrick Moote as he tries to find out if size truly matters (it does):

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