Hi Jake,
Headless torso here. I don’t have any face pics on my Scruff profile and only share them after I’ve been chatting with a person for a while. I know it annoys some people, and it has probably cost me some potential hookups and dates over the years, but I like to maintain my privacy.
Last weekend I got a notification. When I went to check it, I saw it was a message… from my boss. I already knew he was gay, but I had never seen him on the apps before, so he must have recently joined. In his message, he complimented my pics, said I was sexy, and unlocked his private album without me even asking. It was kind of late on a Saturday night, so I’m guessing he might have been drunk.
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Now here’s where it gets a little squirrely… There’s absolutely NO WAY he knew it was me since I have almost no identifying information on my profile. I didn’t reply to his message, but curiosity did get the best of me and I peeked at his album. In hindsight, I shouldn’t have. The pics were very graphic and, at the end of the day, he’s not even my type.
I would never consider hooking up with him or anyone at work. But I also can’t un-see what I saw or stop thinking about those pics every time I interact with him. It’s made being at work awkward, but only for me, since, like I said, he doesn’t know he was communicating with me. I wish I could go back and instantly block him before I ever even opened his message. Do I need to find another job?
Stunned Subordinate
Dear Stunned Subordinate,
As you certainly found out, being a headless torso does pose some risks. It’s a small gay world, especially on the apps, and unfortunately, unwanted run-ins do happen from time to time. However, I wouldn’t want an innocent, chance encounter to affect the important things in your life, like the trajectory of your career.
Seeing your boss as you’ve never seen him before is certainly jarring, and may take some time to process, but it doesn’t have anything to do with your job performance or your working relationships. Please don’t let it unravel your entire work life.
No one likes to think about our supervisors, therapists, parents or other authority figures in our lives as fully-formed individuals. In fact, it’s easier to imagine them like the animatronic characters in Five Nights at Freddy’s, who simply power down at night, and power back up as soon you step back into the office the next morning. Seeing them out in “the wild” can make the relationship feel less contained, and therefore more difficult to manage.
Alas, as humans, we all have various sides of ourselves. We have our work self, we have the self that hangs out with our friends, we have our family self, and so on. Your boss is a fully-formed gay man with all those parts as well, and although it may be unsettling when you see a different side of him than you’re used to seeing, you may just have to come to terms with that fact.
At the end of the day, he had no idea he was sending these pics to his employee. This isn’t an H.R. issue, but more likely a one-off faux pas that won’t happen again (assuming you’ve now blocked his profile). If he knew what happened, I’m sure he’d be completely horrified and embarrassed, so why should you be the one spiraling? You can continue to keep the relationship contained and within boundaries, even if some lines were unintentionally crossed. Over time, it will likely fade from your memory.
It’s okay to process the shock and awe as you need to, even if it means minimizing contact for a bit, or venting to a friend outside of work. Then, once you’ve let go of your feelings, try to slip back into your professional role and move on.
Gay men will be gay men, even when they sign your paychecks. The good news is, now you know he’s into you. Wasn’t it about time to ask for that raise?
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EducatedOtter
Easy. YOU could have blocked him as soon as you saw it was your boss. You didn’t. YOU could have not looked at his unlocked private pics. You did.
Is it awkward? Maybe. But tough shit. You had two easy ways to get out of this that you didn’t take. Grow up.
Man About Town
I see no reason for you to be so critical of this guy. He found himself in an awkward situation and was worried about it affecting his work life, and just needed some objective advice, which was nicely and wisely provided by Jake. End of story.
bachy
If you don’t like your marshmallows toasted, don’t play with fire, princess.
winemaker
So you saw the boss naked, big deal. it was anonomous and if he knew it was you, he’d find a way to get rid of you as you have the goods on him. That said, do yourself a favor, keep your big mouth shut and move on. BTW how old is this guy, just out of curiosity? If he’s over 30 he’s well aware that nude photos posted on the internet are dangerous, can fall into the wrong hands and subject you to blackmail and this incident proves this. Posting suggestive or nude photos on the internet is something a teenager does as they’re not mature enough to consider the ramifications and the problems this might cause down the road and a fool’s game as you never know who’s looked at them ( like your employer or a family member etc ) or much worse, downloaded them. Bottom line, look at it this way, you’ve got dirt on the guy if he turns out to be an asshole down the road but blackmail is also a fools game. Let this go, as long as he’s unaware he messaged you, no harm no foul and don’t quit a good job because of this. One more bit of advice, block him from contacting you, this way you don’t get pulled in and do something you’ll regret. Be wise going forward.
mikhailmaui
Whoopsie do. So you saw him naked. First mistake, you have a headless torso. Second mistake, you let your curiosity get the best of you. Laugh it off and move on.
smittoons
I’m reminded of Hugh Grant’s story about accidentally walking in on his agent as he bathed at an awkward angle on all fours. Having now seen his agent’s entire a**hole, Grant eventually felt he had to part ways with him despite appreciating how well he did his job. It’s not fair at all, and probably shouldn’t even have been made public even though I don’t think anyone knows the agent’s name. But it does make for a funny story.
JJinAus
Really? Hugh Grant is a bit prissy considering his less than blemish free past. I’ve been around for more than four score years. What sort of bathing was this and what was the venue?
bachy
My boudoir is a cellphone-free zone. Helps to keep my devastatingly hypnotic sex appeal off the internets!
Yooper
If this is a real post, because face it, most of the garbage on whether it be reddit AITA or ask Jake is made up shite, it’s too late. If real, likely Stunned Subordinate has already told 34 of his closest friends the whole sordid story, and likely shared screen shots of boss’ junk. Boss is going to, if not all ready, find out through the grapevine and uncomfortable situations lie ahead. End of the day it’s likely made up shite, the majority of guys (I hope) would just delete, block, whatever and move on.