
We’ve been begging to see more queer superheroes in media for years now, but after watching the premiere of The Boys‘ third season, we’re thinking we should be more careful about what we wish for.
Amazon Prime Video’s bawdy comic book adaptation is known for its wicked sense of humor, never passing up the opportunity to exploit its character’s super powers for body horror and other shocking explosions of blood and guts. But The Boys may have outdone itself in its third season premiere, introducing us to a man with the ability to shrink himself, and then taking that to sexual and violent extremes.
This isn’t your grandparents’ Ant-Man.
Spoilers ahead for The Boys’ season 3 episode “Payback”…
Early in the episode, we’re introduced to Brett Geddes’ Termite—the aforementioned “Supe”—first seen at the height of a doll, miming sex with a Barbie for the enjoyment of the guests at his drug-fueled party. When he grows to full size, his Ken Doll shorts rip off in the process, and he triumphantly shows off his goods. No complaints so far!
A scene later, Termite and his lover step into a private room for copious amounts of drug use, and that’s when the partner commands, “I want you inside me.” And, well, if you know The Boys, you know he’s not talking about that in the traditional sense. Termite tosses off his robe, shrinks down to size, and steps over a few (now massive) lines of coke on his way to his partner’s schlong, strewn across the table.
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As Termite struts toward the penis, we’re treated to the sight of a giant “head” (more on that in a second), and he excitedly leaps—and squirms—into the urethra. Gently caressing the inside of the shaft, it’s clear we’re witnessing the wildest scene of sounding ever committed to film. But, oh no, it doesn’t stop there.
After all that coke, Termite has a slight tickle in his nose and tries to hold in a sneeze… it doesn’t work. That little “achoo” triggers his powers, and he’s suddenly springing back to full size while still inside. It, um, doesn’t end well. Again, The Boys has never skimped on gore, but this peen-exploding scene has got to be a new high (or maybe low) for the series. It’s the kind of thing you have to see to believe. But even still, we’ve seen it and we really can’t believe we did.
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“For those wondering…the d*ck is real,” shares Geddes on his Instagram. He’s talking about the 11-foot-tall, 30-foot-long prosthetic dong, which showrunner Eric Kripke confirmed was built to film this jaw-dropping scene. Geddes actually did climb into this thing! Both the actor and his stunt double, Alex Armbruster, took to social media to share some of the messy photos from set, somehow not traumatized by the thought of exploding male appendages.
In an interview with Entertainment Weekly, Kripke went on to explain why the shocking scene felt like a “very natural evolution” for The Boys:
“Once you realize you’re gonna do a tiny Ant-Man character, you have to have that Ant-Man run up someone’s butt and then blow them up,” he shared. “But then we realized that we already had blown up someone’s ass.” (He’s referencing the “death by anal pipe bomb” scene from the first season.) “There’s only so many orifices a person can go in. So really, by process of elimination, you [have to] run into a urethra.”
Yeah, we suppose that’s a “sound” argument—pun intended.
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The Boys season 3 is streaming now, exclusively on Amazon Prime Video, so you can watch the scene for yourself if you dare. Just be prepared to squirm!
Here’s what fans are saying on Twitter about that explosive moment.
I'm never going to be able to think about Ant Man the same way after seeing what Termite just did #TheBoys
— Sam (@sam_scherer99) June 3, 2022
That termite scene from the boys in the first 15 minutes is crazy. One of the maddest things I’ve seen. That show is insane
— Diana ?? (@DianaAsihene) June 6, 2022
The Termite scene and the hospital scene #TheBoys pic.twitter.com/UebKhzwbtD
— Fear Is The Mind-Killer ?? (@thelensofnana) June 3, 2022
All I’m saying is if Ant-Man would’ve had to balls to do what Termite did, Avengers:Endgame would’ve ended a lot differently. #TheBoys
— Alex Roig (@AlexRoig_NBA) June 3, 2022
The boys VFX team making the most detailed penis you’ll ever see in your entire life pic.twitter.com/yF8I6cTBbB
— Shahriar (@Shahriarfani3) June 3, 2022
Diplomat
By far the weirdest most wacky a** scene I’ve ever seen on television.
johncp56
???? lol I bet it is not a donut
MrMichaelJ
Sorry but as soon as it was exposed they were a gay couple I knew at least one of them was about to end up dead. Look, I get this is The Boys but after the scene I was livid. Aren’t we past the point where gay men are introduced only to be killed? Sure, I guess I’m thrilled it wasn’t the extremely unattractive flamboyant aka “Big Brother gay” but it’s bogus I knew exactly what was about to happen. Odd how this is pretty much, as best as I can remember, the only gay male representation on The Boys so far. This reminds me of Stranger Things 4 where the gay male character’s homosexuality is erased while the female homosexuality is brought front and center.
Harley
Jesus. Lighten up.
sfhairy
Did little babies feelings get hurt? Do you want some cheese with that whining?
theherald
“Livid”. Jesus wept, Mary. Settle down. There is gay representation in 90% of shows out there. We made it. Calm down.
BaltoSteve
Mary Please! This the “The Boys.” You have sex with a Supe, the odds are you end up dead. They do it with straight as well as gay relationships. Only ones that hasn’t happened to yet are Hughie and Annie. In fact other than Hughie and Annie, you even date in that world, one of you ends up dead. I don’t count Maeve and her ex, because they are ex’s now.
lykeitiz
LOVE this show! Was not disappointed in S3 premier at all. Still miss Elizabeth Shue though.
sfhairy
What a fantastic scene. I actually didn’t expect that and was blown away by it.
glennmcbride
I love the series; it is full of surprises. This event was the most mind blowing thing I have seen in this series.
Creamsicle
I’m actually glad that queerty spoiled this for me. It might have been a bit much if I hadn’t been expecting it.
It was totally in line with the gore and violence of the show. I mean, the first episode has a girl get MISTED by A-Train in the first couple minutes.
G R
Not even mildly entertaining, just stupid gore for no reason. WTF has TV come to????