Terror, child. It’s known as terror.
In 2016, October will usher in the world’s first Season of the Trumpkin, a witchy time in which one spellbound society will gash at yams with sharp objects — all the better to carve them into uncanny likenesses of He Who Must Not Become Leader.
The fiends at Dangerous Minds have traversed the darkest corners of the web to find the most striking examples of these horrific homunculi; these nefarious leaders of the proverbial patch.
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Let it suffice to say, chills abound. But fearsome as they are, none can hold a candle — eh? — to the Real McCoy.
And none are even half as orange.
Come closer and see:
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Kangol
Just don’t get too close to it or it’ll grab you by the ***** and then brag about it and then lie and say it didn’t!
Heywood Jablowme
The Trump pinatas would be more fun to smash, but these are good for smashing too.
Bob LaBlah
@Heywood Jablowme: Down here we drag out the old double-barre, throw ’em up and shoot ’em outta the sky every January.
Goforit
@Bob LaBlah: January? Hell by that time they are either jack=o=lantern goo or an uncarved pumpkin. Even Rue Paul could hit a ten pound pumpkin 4 feet off the ground with a 12 gauge. I will be sure to use this at my next Halloween party.