Terror, child. It’s known as terror.
In 2016, October will usher in the world’s first Season of the Trumpkin, a witchy time in which one spellbound society will gash at yams with sharp objects — all the better to carve them into uncanny likenesses of He Who Must Not Become Leader.
The fiends at Dangerous Minds have traversed the darkest corners of the web to find the most striking examples of these horrific homunculi; these nefarious leaders of the proverbial patch.
Let it suffice to say, chills abound. But fearsome as they are, none can hold a candle — eh? — to the Real McCoy.
And none are even half as orange.
Come closer and see: