It’s so hard to get your favorite jeans to give off that coveted “lived-in” look, particularly if you haven’t bothered to actually live in them.
Perhaps that’s why Nordstrom has made the executively inane decision to sell a pair of jeans that have been pre-sullied for you for $425.
Called The Barracuda Straight Leg Jeans, the casual bottoms include splashes of “caked-on muddy coating.”
According to the webpage shilling these fradulent messypants, they “embody rugged, Americana workwear that’s seen some hard-working action.”
Oh, and when they’re worn, they’ll give off the false impression that “you’re not afraid to get down and dirty.”
Twitter’s all abuzz with bitchiness regarding this fashion calamity:
— Paul (@oma_albers) April 24, 2017
— Mareeah Dubois (@mareeah00) April 25, 2017
— alison wonderland (@Alisonnj) April 25, 2017
— Clayton Bigsby Jr. (@Wentzladelphia) April 25, 2017
— StangerTweets (@stangertweets) April 25, 2017
If you want to look like you work for a living, Nordstrom's can hook you up with these muddy jeans for only $425: pic.twitter.com/sZ0oxBjCUS
— Mededitor (@Mededitor) April 25, 2017