Who says you can’t have your rainbow cake and eat it, too? Jared Leto is here to tell you you most certainly can.
At 47-years-old, the actor and 30 Seconds to Mars frontman still knows how to party.
Here, we imagine he’s at a coming out party. Everyone always knew that Billy was queer, but Billy needed to get there on his own terms. Jared is thrilled that Billy is finally living his true, authentic self, hence the celebratory “thumbs up.”
Why is he shirtless and flexing his admittedly impressive abdominals? And why is there a blood-like substance — red rainbow frosting? — running down his chin? Some mysteries are better left unsolved; it’s what makes life so awe-inspiring.
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Or it could be, as the caption indicates, that Leto is celebrating the birthday of “This Is War,” his band’s third studio album. Then again, the album was released in December 2009, so what’s even real? Cue the slow-motion Matrix effect circling Leto’s Pride cake. Yum.
See what all the fuss is about (there’s very little fuss actually) below:
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Dan Tracer is a queer writer, noisemaker, and amateur astral projector. Find him on Instagram.
ingyaom
Is this a current picture? I’m 47 and I don’t look like that.
Itsonlythetruth
So what’s your point?
Mack
If indeed that’s a current picture he is a hot 47. Dammmmmmmmmm
DarkZephyr
Yes, that’s how he looks at 47. Sigh.
Godabed
Maybe he’s thinking it’s one of those young teen girls he lust after. I know I am not the only one who has read those Metoo stories about him.
Brian
Yeah, but since he’s hot and shirtless, Queerty will gladly look the other way.
Brian
Another day, another Queerty “here’s a straight guy you creepy gays can fantasize about converting since every straight guy secretly wants it” article. This time they actually literally include a coming out fantasy!
I wonder, do black community websites use fried chicken recipes to try to lure people in, or do they have more respect for their readership than using bad stereotypes to increase clicks, even though most of their readership probably enjoy fried chicken, as most people do?
DarkZephyr
How is it a “bad stereotype” that gay men find men attractive?
bobnla
who cares, gay, straight or in-between; kudos for Jared playing a gay role, and he does it so well.
ImSoRich
Is it true that he’s quite well endowed…? Because that’s what’s really important here…..
ShowMeGuy
Whoever jacked up that cake…..needs slapped.
scotty
i would so drink his bathwater. on the rocks even
Dick Gozinia
WTF is a ‘rainbow thirst trap’, who is ‘Billy’ and where has Leto played gay except in ‘Dallas Buyers’ Club’? You’re getting desperate if this qualifies as an article.
Man About Town
Exactly! Nowhere does Mr. Tracer explain who the hell ‘Billy’ is!
johnnymcmxxx
I think he is gorgeous but I get the feeling, very strange in person. But I’d still suck him off.
Daggerman
you know I have to admit it….Mr Leto is sooo talented. He’s a brilliant actor and a great pop artist!!! And maybe more???????
draven
I love the vintage Casio watch.
Terrycloth
Wouldn’t doubt if its a current picture..he dosent smoke does all kinds of outdoor activities like rock climbing , hanging off the side of a mountain by his fingers without harness or a net…he seems like a likeable guy…the music he makes reminds me of Coldplay..borring…his acting roles are pretty great…its the eyes..
dinard38
Words I really wish Queerty would stop using:
Thirst Trap
Thirst
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