BROMANCING THE STONE

PHOTO: Michael Fassbender Gives Ryan Gosling A Massage, World A Boner

You ever see something and just quietly and earnestly say to yourself,”Well, I can die now”? Say hello to your cause of death: perennial “World’s Sexiest Man” snubee Ryan Gosling getting a helping hand or two from new manfriend Michael Fassbender.

The two are in Mexico filming Untitled Terrence Malick Project, otherwise known as their bromantic honeymoon, which, judging by Ryan’s smug sense of satisfaction, was just consummated  by the business end of Fassbender’s Shame.

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