BROMANCING THE STONE

PHOTO: Michael Fassbender Gives Ryan Gosling A Massage, World A Boner

You ever see something and just quietly and earnestly say to yourself,”Well, I can die now”? Say hello to your cause of death: perennial “World’s Sexiest Man” snubee Ryan Gosling getting a helping hand or two from new manfriend Michael Fassbender.

The two are in Mexico filming Untitled Terrence Malick Project, otherwise known as their bromantic honeymoon, which, judging by Ryan’s smug sense of satisfaction, was just consummated  by the business end of Fassbender’s Shame.

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9 Comments

  • asdfasdf

    May be Fassbender is happy to bend for the much bigger business end of Ryan gosling.

  • Mr. Enemabag Jones

    I find neither of them attractive. Overexposed Hollywood “it” boys who don’t have a modicum of the talent everyone attributes to them.

  • Dumdum

    @Mr. Enemabag Jones: Talent be damned. There MAYBE two or three actors left who have REAL talent. Meryl Streep is one of them. You can’t tell me you would turn down a three way with those two men? But being an enema bag, guess you wouldn’t stand a snowballs chance in hell with those boys.

  • boring

    I’d make sweet, semi-violent love to Ryan Gosling, all the while whispering into his ear that I thought he was the right one in Blue Valentine.

    Go through both of their filmographies, there’s nothing Hollywood “It” about them, for the most part. They might have found new-ish success in some studio pictures, but I don’t see how you can watch Hunger and roll your eyes and make a jerk-off hand motion. Shit is hardcore.

  • boring

    Also the Hollywood-It-Boys comment is especially hilarious considering it’s a snapshot from the filming of a TERRENCE MALICK FILM.

  • pscheck2

    Isn’t Ryan, ‘suspect?’ Is he the hunk that his wife (now ex?) caught him in bed with
    another guy? (I can’t keep my ‘Ryans’ str8, so this might have been one of the others. or so it is alledged?)

  • boring

    I don’t know if Ryan Gosling is “suspect,” but he sure is making sweet, sweet cinematic love to Nicholas Winding Refn.

    They make the hottest movie babies.

  • NeoAurelianus

    Geezus… is Queerty the gay People? What drivel.

    Let’s hope that Mayan calendar is right…

  • JonahM01

    All well and good. I really liked the headline…made me giggle.

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