While our familiarity with Berlin-based rapper Candy Ken’s music scores at a zero point zero, the same cannot be said of our recently acquired knowledge of the edgy Hello Kitty-obsessesed performer’s anatomy.
Yes, in the time-honored tradition of attention seeking, Ken has let it all hang out in a series of photographs.
The grill might be a bit much to handle, but we’re fairly certain that’s the idea.
Damion Montgomery
what the?
billywonka
Mein Gott – das ist ein tiny kitty. Poor unknown rapper. 🙁
Queer Comedy
Woof!
Ron Pope
Kind of a stretch aint it?
jrh311
The body is almost enough to distract attention from his teeth…
John Mathieson
Those nudie shots are hot
Shaun King
I looooove Germans
Benny Junyah Simmons II
Now let’s see the back…
Stache
@jrh311: His music is awesome though. This is the new Eminem.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QroDVM6WXTg
Jacqu Campino
Emily Clayton daddi ð??
Sweetie Pie
Sehr klein….
Joseph C Landis-Midnight
The grill ruins it.
José Ramón Harvey
Meh
Bill Mountrey
Mein Gott – can’t sing und has a tiny pee pee. Das ist der German Justin Bieber….
salumbre
To be fair, Justin Bieber can sing. The real problem is that everyone over 12 forgets what he sung ten seconds after…
Jason Updegraff
RAPPER????????? Really??? Really? check out this lyrical master ROTFL! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NbRO-322yPc
Pablo Maine
sad
Morris Stinson
What a load of bollocks!
Edward Bashford
nice body but dont care for the face
Mikel Robledo
Next!!
Erik Wadelin
Lol German rapper,that like government intelligence..
Robert Pimentel
I love uncut dick ð??¦ð??¦ yummy
F. Jay Ver
Lets hope the gold teeth are fake.
MMDD
@Robert Pimentel: You and me both, my friend. That automatically puts a guy at the top of my list. 🙂
scotty
these are outtakes from bruno, no?
Billy Budd
I could easily deep throat his dick. I have no gag reflex.
Bob LaBlah
@Stache: Speaking of ol’ Emenem remember this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8hkEbA4UXQ
Stache
@Bob LaBlah: Eminem is a duchebag and this is just more proof. He needs his big bad body guards. Lol This guy is lots better to look at and seems to at least be having fun. I’ll watch him over slim shitty any day. Of coarse I might leave the sound off:)
Stache
@Bill Mountrey: How do you know he’s not a grower? I’ve seen smaller dicks then that become monsters.
SteveDenver
Hot body, nice d!ck, DENTAL HORROR SHOW.
Met so many hot guys when I was in Berlin, but quickly learned to drag passion directly into the shower.
John Sola
Not impressed
Stefano Perfili
Excellent, really glad that actual musical talent of a musician is what is valued. Oh wait…
John P Farinhas
i would sit on his face!
asby
Razor burn is never hot
Brendan Bishop
Hana Chan?!?
Glücklich
@Stache:
New Eminem? Shit, nobody wanted the first one. I hate that crap.
Captain Obvious
What the…?
o.codone
killer body, looks like he’s got chinese food for dick. no thanks.
Joe Bump
Gross
Amaurys Arias
Not sexy
Josh Rhodes
James Roberts
jeff1370
The commenters who think he is “small” are nuts.(lol) You don’t live in the real world. Give porn a break for awhile.
Michiel Naude
The basic bitched indeed ruins it…I lost interrest… Didn’t watch to the end…
Black Pegasus
Ewww…uncut is grotesque! Cover that up!
sanfranca1
Ugh.
Invert
@Black Pegasus: spoken by a man who has the remains of a penis left after mutilation.
Ogre Magi
He sure likes pussy
Scott Montroy
blech. ugly, arrogant, and who cares?
Matteo ForeverYoung
Nina Jelen ta fant bi bil zate! ð?¬ð?¬
Stefano
Another Barbie boy ! Booooooring !
Faulk
Are you guys seeing something i aint seeing? He doesn’t have a boner, what did you expect from an non erect penis… some people are just so …
Ummmm Yeah
Every bit as talented and relevant as today’s black American rappers.
AlliterationAddict
@Ummmm Yeah: Ugh, I know. If I don’t understand it they must be bad. Why won’t they just get off my proverbial lawn?
Stache
@AlliterationAddict: It’s not a older vs younger thing since Rap has been around a long time.
Ummmm Yeah
@AlliterationAddict: No why don’t get get some talent and rap about something other than rented bitches, hoes, cars and houses. Rap used to be about making a statement at one point.
Kangol
@Ummmm Yeah: Seriously? Because you know all the “black American rappers” out there, right? GTFOH! This dude can’t hold Kendrick Lamar’s jock, let alone any number of other contemporary hip hop artists, like Chance the Rapper, Rick Ross, Young Jeezy, Common, Drake, Kid Cudi, MIA, Odd Future, etc., let alone any of the classic rappers like Nas, Tupac, Biggie Smalls, Queen Latifah, the Wu Tang Clan, KRS-One, Public Enemy, Eric B and Rahiem, Fat Boys, etc.
He can’t even hang with Macklemore or Iggy Azalea! LOL
Hussain-TheCanadian
I looked “candy Ken” up and found some of his older pictures before he decided to dress up as a clown, he’s really cute – I have no idea who convinced him that this failed attempt in mimicking Lady Gaga would work.
The man looks like a depressed clown who’s been fed way too many Prozac pills – Nice dick though.
Kyle Duncan
Who?
Captain Obvious
@Hussain-TheCanadian: I think you mean Miley Cyrus. He calls himself “Daddy” a lot, but he dresses like a Toddler(and poses like one). He has makeup on his cheeks and a haircut that make him look like a baby. That’s Miley’s thing.
I don’t see any of the before pics, but I don’t see how he could be found attractive once you see the current pics. The more I dig the more disturbing it gets.
He should leave it behind closed doors to be honest. Fetish is fine but I don’t see this catching on publicly. It’s not even working for Cyrus.
SportGuy
I just threw up in my mouth! The tats are gross, the face is blah and the body is average.
Matthew
wow!
Hussain-TheCanadian
@Captain Obvious: Agreed!!!
tricky ricky
I find this desecration of the beloved hello kitty appalling.
Medea Jason
Very pretty belly…yummm!!
BGinBigD
Bless her heart!!!
JP Delgado
One word. Eww
Timothy Delahunt
Eww
salumbre
It amazes me that people here are calling his weenie “tiny.” WTF??? What’s your standard –Nestor the Christmas Fvcking Donkey????
He’s more than all right in my books, except for the grill teeth thing. Sorry, but only black guys can pull off stuff like that.
And he looks dumb as a rock. I LOVE that.