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PHOTOS: Hey Abercrombie & Fitch, We Love These Beefy Guys!

560.pratt.ls.122012Abercrombie & Fitch finally apologized  for its chairman and CEO Mike Jeffries’ ham-handed comments declaring A&F intentionally exclusionary, read “fat people ain’t cool.” Well, some aren’t, but there are plenty of skinny bitches, as well. Anyway…people were outraged, including the 18-year old with an eating disorder who got 68,000 people to sign an online petition at change.org, and Ellen, who nailed A&F with this fairly genius bit of proactive political monologue-ing on her show the other day.

Not to be left out, and in the spirit of piling on, here’s our response to Jeffries in the form of an appreciation of big guys we’d love to undress (such as Chris Pratt, pictured), or at least admire terribly, however tight their A&F polo might be.

    • balehead

      Does anybody still wear this after middle school?? Activists or whatevers should grow lives already….

      May 24, 2013 at 6:41 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • fredo777

      I would bone the meat off of Chris Pratt.

      May 24, 2013 at 7:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jeff4justice

      There’s a difference between being big from muscle and being big from fat.

      I became fat this past year – but when I wasn’t I still liked guys of all walks of life. I just like emotionally-open nice guys. Sure, attraction is either there or not, but a nice personality is far more valuable than a hot bod.

      A guy can always lose weight. Losing a horrible personality is much harder to fix.

      May 24, 2013 at 7:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • boring

      Wow Queerty, your definition of beefy is unsurprisingly off the mark.

      May 24, 2013 at 8:31 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • boring

      All I’m saying is that my body has the general shape and texture of a rotting Jack-O-Lantern and I bet you wouldn’t throw a single shout-out to me.

      May 24, 2013 at 8:32 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • RomanHans

      Jimmy Kimmel. Yeah, he’s really beefy. When I see him in his little suit I think, hey, that’s a smokin’ hot slab of man-flesh.

      If I was trapped on a desert island with Jack Black and the rotting corpse of Anita Bryant, I’d spend the rest of my life thinking, before eventually dying of exploded balls and sunburn.

      And I agree Louis CK looks pretty good with his clothes on. A couple times on his show he’s appeared in underwear. And every viewer has learned an important lesson: BEFORE YOU AGREE TO SLEEP WITH A GUY, MAKE HIM TAKE OFF HIS SHIRT.

      May 24, 2013 at 8:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • boring

      @RomanHans: You want a shock, check Louie’s early HBO sitcom where he does full frontal nudity. A lot. An ungodly amount of full frontal Louis C.K. nudity.

      It’s like the ending sequence of 2001.

      May 24, 2013 at 11:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Kangol

      I’m not feeling any of these guys, especially Segal, Jack Black, Seth Rogin, and all the other heffalumps Hollywood keeps trying to con us into liking. No thanks. There are really hot beefy men out there, like Dwayne The Rock Johnson, Brian Urlacher, Chino XL, and Goldberg, but not a single one made your list.

      May 25, 2013 at 12:28 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • MikeE

      @Kangol: the guys you named aren’t “beefy”. they’re “steroidy”.

      May 25, 2013 at 1:48 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • fredo777

      @Kangol: None of those guys made the list because your definition of beefy is what most people consider meathead/musclehead.

      Beefy guys aren’t necessarily beefy from muscle, but are otherwise solid/thick.

      May 25, 2013 at 1:52 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • 2eo

      Don’t forget Taft had an affair with Mr. Burns mother.

      May 25, 2013 at 4:21 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • fredo777

      I didn’t view all the guys before commenting, but Vinny is one of my favorites (even though I don’t think he counts as the type of beefy this list is supposed to be about).

      May 25, 2013 at 5:02 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • FStratford

      Yuck. I hate A&F. Its for douchebags.

      May 25, 2013 at 8:36 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Caleb in SC

      Cee-Lo Green? He’s a homophobic douche bag with T. Rex arms.

      May 25, 2013 at 11:49 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • viveutvivas

      That first guy is hot and what I used to think “beefy” meant, but he is hardly what people mean when they write “beefy” on their online profile. Online “beefy” is used as a synonym for overweight, sometimes obese.

      May 25, 2013 at 1:30 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cobalt Blue

      People has to have the right amount of muscle and fat to be called ‘ beefy ‘ Marlon Brando in his youth was beefy ( than became fat, obese…); Willian Baldwin is beefy. The others are obese or ‘ ordinary ‘ ( neither obese, nor muscular ) men.

      May 26, 2013 at 1:29 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • miniskull

      Sadly a lot of Asian men (espcially Asian gay bears) are wearing a lot of A&F. They all thought the clothes look athletic and cool, that’s all. They have no idea what kind of buyers A&F targeted in America.

      May 26, 2013 at 1:54 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • viveutvivas

      Well, Abercrombie did use to be very gay in the 90s and even early 00s. The Abercrombie boy was the clone of the 90s, a common gay stereotype.

      May 26, 2013 at 2:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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