2017, you can’t end soon enough.
Fortunately, next year’s already looking up — thanks to the latest Dieux Du Stade calendar.
Now entering its ninth year, 2018’s installment appears to be profiling some of their hottest athletes yet.
Unrelated: Darren Criss removes his Speedo to show off his stunning sunburn
How about we take this to the next level?
Our newsletter is like a refreshing cocktail (or mocktail) of LGBTQ+ entertainment and pop culture, served up with a side of eye-candy.
Think we’re lying? Frankly, that hurts.
The preview images below — photographed by Errikos Andeou — demonstrates just how much unspeakable beauty we’re talking about.
Check ’em out:
PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID
The last guy is absolutely stunning. Unfortunately yet again an overreliance on Photoshop flattens the images.
Juanjo
If you had ever seen these athletes in person, you might not want to resort of bs claims in your posts.
PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID
Old man, you know not of which you speak. This is my field of expertise. Talking of which: a bit of softening on your physiognomy wouldn’t hurt. So if you wanna send me the daguerreotype…
ingyaom
Daguerreotype humour – I love it!
Jaxton
Seen them once, seen them all.
Jack Meoff
Queerty really needs to look up what it means to bare all. They keep using the term in various articles yet never of them include any full frontal nudity it’s always underwear and props. Get it right Queerty.
decampbell
Unfortunately even Dieux de Stade has now succumbed to the waxed mannequin aesthetic. (Shaved armpits? Really?!!) These guys are unappealing and the photography is affected. I wouldn’t spend a dime on this calendar.
Kangol
That last one is really hot. They need to go full frontal, though. It’s 2017 and they’re not marketing this calendar to kids or prudes, but adult men and women.
YourDad
Last guy’s lowered forearm made me double-take.