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PHOTOS: Kellan Lutz’s Bulge May Have Been Photoshopped, But These 10 Pics Are Definitely Authentic

A scandalous picture of Kellan Lutz’s package surfaced last week on the internet. It was quickly determined that the photo was a fraud, but that didn’t prevent everyone from salivating over their keyboards the entire day.

Lutz’ bulge may have been photoshopped, but there are plenty of male celebs who have been snapped showing off their packages.

Scroll down to see 10 verified celebrity bulges.

Taylor Lautner

Zac Efron

Stephen Moyer

Pitbull

Nick Jonas

Matthew McConaughey

Mario Lopez

Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Cristiano Ronaldo

Mark Wahlberg

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18 Comments

  • robirob

    Call me a Twihard, but that candid picture of Taylor Lautner made me an instant fan of the Twilight franchise. Yeah, I am pretty much ashamed to admit it now, but I was one of the guys who gasped when the first trailer of the Twilight sequel got released and Taylor flashed his hot abs for the first time.

  • Tackle

    Did Taylor Lautner take a lession from kellan Lutz’s on how to wear a fake penis? His junk sits up too high to be real.
    Zak Efron and Stephen Moyer, the real deal.
    PitBull looks like he has LARGE extra duty balls.
    Nick Jonas looks like he’s trying to hide one of those embarassing spontaneous (at the wrong time) erections.
    Matthew McCanaughy, freeballing..
    Mario Lopez, Natural.. I mean his penis..
    Joseph-Gordon Levitt, that’s just a nutural pants bulge from having his shirts tucked in.
    Chritiano Ronaldo looks like he has the same thing going on as Nick Janas, but is not trying to hide it.
    And Mark Wahlberg, since I don’t have anything good to say, I won’t say anything.

  • DerekR

    @Tackle: dude you have waaaaay too much time on your hands and care too f@cking much. Get a hobby and some fresh air.

  • davincibarnette

    @DerekR: You clearly have your own free time, to comment on someone else’s comments, which in no way effect you, is just as time consuming. Now isn’t it?!

  • DShucking

    Pitbull looks like the Sarlacc creature.

  • DShucking

    You guys cut the crap. There’s always time for dick.

  • ousooner1997

    Are you sure the “budge is up to high” or are his sweats lower riders.

  • kphag

    Thank god we can at least see some guys’ packages! So much of men’s clothing is made to hide the gender bits, unlike women’s clothing. Can’t figure that out. We’ve got some good stuff to show too. :-P

  • jkb

    @Tackle: Now once he takes his nose out of your ass, might it be free for someone else to sniff up there? :)

  • Tackle

    @jkb: Sure thing baby. You can sniff away:-)

  • georgemed222

    Nice bulges – but underneath, are the tools in good health? Men tend to neglect this (aside from checking for STIs); regularly using a quality penis health cream (health professionals recommend Man1 Man Oil) can help keep the member in better health.

  • CarlIsle

    I felt like this was a “spot the odd one out” test when I got to the photo of Pitbull. All the other photos are sexy in a G-rated kind of way. Pitbull’s moose knuckle, weird pose and shiny pants are hilarious.

  • musclemutt

    Carlisle, you took the words right off my brain talking about Pitbull’s camel toe.
    So now I have to rag on georgemed222 by reassuring him that daily man oil application is not likely lacking for any guy since puberty.
    Unless he prefers spit.

  • o.codone

    Sabby Piscitelli is hung like a donkey.

    Back when he played football, one year at training camp he had no support under his sweat pants, and WOW that guy has a big dik. Even the ESPN announcer remarked that Piscitelli looked very “healthy”.

    Healthy indeed.

  • scotshot

    Half of these are photoshopped. The other half? What cute little buttons!

  • Greg

    Zac Efron’s looks like it’s high up and going sideways.

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