– David Beckham‘s tailor is really doing God’s work.
– Puritanical pop tart Joe Jonas is denying the existence of a rumored sex tape with his girlfriend — self-described model and blatant gold digger Blanda Eggenschwiler — which allegedly is heavy on the booze, the drugs and the BDSM sex toys.
– Kanye West is heading in the right direction, or at least a direction, by contemplating naming his future offspring North and his upcoming album, I Am God.
– An ode to the charming personality and boundless talent of Chris Evans.
– Amanda Bynes is a frickin’ lady and don’t you forget it. And this is how ladies court rap superstars.
– Run Jenny! Run from the block!
– Bill Gates finally decided to do something useful and is throwing money at anyone who comes up with a better condom.
– BuzzFeed has an exclusive video of Hugh Jackman working out for his role as Jean Valjean in Les Misérables that will have you dreaming a dream for the rest of the day.
– Hot in Cleveland will play host to a legendary Mary Tyler Moore Show reunion featuring Mary Tyler Moore, Cloris Leachman and the terminally-ill Valerie Harper joining Betty White and recurring guest star Georgia Engel.
– New episodes of TV’s best sitcom, Happy Endings, return next Friday so seriously guys — watch it. We’ve already lost so many good shows this year (see: Don’t Trust the B, Ben & Kate, Enlightened), let’s really try and make a difference: