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David Beckham‘s tailor is really doing God’s work.

– Puritanical pop tart Joe Jonas is denying the existence of a rumored sex tape with his girlfriend — self-described model and blatant gold digger Blanda Eggenschwiler — which allegedly is heavy on the booze, the drugs and the BDSM sex toys.

Kanye West is heading in the right direction, or at least a direction, by contemplating naming his future offspring North and his upcoming album, I Am God.

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An ode to the charming personality and boundless talent of Chris Evans.

– Fellow charming/talented man Ryan Gosling doesn’t think the “Hey Girl” meme is “really about me.” It’s about Fabio and dead pigeons.

Amanda Bynes is a frickin’ lady and don’t you forget it. And this is how ladies court rap superstars.

– Run Jenny! Run from the block!

– Bill Gates finally decided to do something useful and is throwing money at anyone who comes up with a better condom.

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– BuzzFeed has an exclusive video of Hugh Jackman working out for his role as Jean Valjean in Les Misérables that will have you dreaming a dream for the rest of the day.

Hot in Cleveland will play host to a legendary Mary Tyler Moore Show reunion featuring Mary Tyler Moore, Cloris Leachman and the terminally-ill Valerie Harper joining Betty White and recurring guest star Georgia Engel.

– New episodes of TV’s best sitcom, Happy Endings, return next Friday so seriously guys — watch it. We’ve already lost so many good shows this year (see: Don’t Trust the B, Ben & Kate, Enlightened), let’s really try and make a difference:

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