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R.E.M.’s Michael Stipe Flashes His Penis On Tumblr

R.E.M. frontman Michael Stipe just posted a video on his Tumblr that, among other things, shows his pendulous dong.

The video is more of an epileptic photo collage of Stipe’s morning and nightly routines taken from his bathroom, but Dudetube painstakingly captured the flashes of Stipe’s very NSFW cock to share with the world. We’d show them uncensored here, but we’re a wholesome family blog.

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20 Comments

  • verybookish

    I’ve had a crush on Michael Stipe since I was 14.

  • spider_orchid

    *applause* I’d do him.

  • Lefty

    R.E.M. were great in the early-’80s, weren’t they?

  • ewe

    Will the real Chelsea Handler please stand up?

  • LukeM

    Ewww…is REM so far gone he has to pull a Pete Wentz? Which will mark the first time anyone has said, “Michael Stipe, you sir ARE NO Pete Wentz!!!”

  • Marie Cohn

    Aren’t those shots of an old guy in a homeless shelter?

  • SteveC

    is he looking for attention I wonder?
    Someone like Michael Stipe would know that these pics would be all over the interwebfacetube.

  • Hyhybt

    There are SFW cocks?

  • shannon

    EEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!! This old sickly looking man could have kept this tiny pale thing to HIMSELF!!!!!

  • Bryan

    Didn’t they post pics on GuyswithIphones too? They must have a fetish for displaying nudity on the internet. The sad part is they’d never have done this when they were still really hot and people cared about them.

    @Hyhybt: Yes, the poultry kind :P

  • Jens

    Grandpa! No, no, no! How many times did the nurse tell you not to do that!

  • Ernst

    @Shannon: Did you look at the thing? Nothing tiny about it.

  • JoeyB

    Gross. Unnecessary.

  • Allen D.

    I could’ve done without that. “New Adventures in Hi-Fi” is one of the greatest albums of all time though.

  • newcityspot

    This is kinda lonely and pathetic.

  • cerealgirl

    Nobody forced anyone to look. They sought it out on his page. Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one, and they all stink.

  • Dave

    I thought it was cool and yeah I’d do him, but I’m not sure why on his Tumblr page the images/flash vid was VERY fast?

  • druidbloke

    He has his own look and to me he looks good still, and it’s far from tiny, by anyone’s standards.

  • stipey

    I love your response cerealgirl. Anyone who is saying these pictures broke up the band are people who do not know much. Those who do not follow Michael Stipe wouldn’t know that some of these nude shots were on michaelstipe.com which was created over a year ago. So Michael posing nude is old news. These pictures were also taken in 2009. The R.E.M. guys lived in a Van together when they first started in 1980. That is how they toured. They came a long way. And yes they have all seen each other naked I’m sure. Michael will get undressed or changed in front of anyone. And when he’s drunk he strips too.

    Michael doesn’t look old or smelly. He looks sweet and sexy. And he can move his hips like no other man on this earth. He’s very scruffy there but if you google some pictures of him trust me when he’s clean shaven he cleans up so nice.

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