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RJ Has A Shoe Fetish, But Only “Straight-Acting” Shoes Need Apply

Screen Shot 2015-09-30 at 11.36.56 AMSeeing as you don’t get to pick and choose what turns you on from a leather-bound sexual menu (though we must say that sounds like good fun), you’ve got to work with the hand you’re dealt.

For RJ, that means shoes — specifically men’s sneakers.

He could try and trace the fetish back to some childhood spark, but the fact would still remain that he just loves a good pair of sneakers, preferably with that “lived-in” taste.

And sanitary concerns aside (but really — licking the bottom of someone’s shoes after they’ve been walking around on city streets?!), he’s just a typical 23-year-old trying to find his way in the world.

Watch below as he cruises the mall for a hot pair (it was a “bad day for shoes”), goes on his first sneaker date and shares the details of his fetish, which apparently include “no femmes.”

“I do lean more towards, like, the straight, like, jock type of shoes—which I mean basketball, skate, stuff like that,” explained RJ after he deemed someone’s shoes to be too “gay.”

https://youtu.be/_GYqo5zSxOw

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