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Snowpocalypse Is God’s Way of Saying He Doesn’t Want D.C. Gays Getting Married. Yet

Washington D.C.’s gay marriage law was set to take effect in early March, as soon as Congress’ 30-day review period expired. But then a couple feet of snow hit the nation’s capital, shutting down Capitol Hill. And when the federal government goes offline, so too does the countdown clock, which means D.C.’s gays will have to wait until mid-March to get hitched. Hope your venue hall offers refunds!