Are we wrong in thinking this YouTube clip is hallucinogenically annoying?
We had never heard of fledgling YouTube personality NoBiggie before, and after viewing one of his latest offerings, we start to understand why.
His schtick largely consists of texting friends, acquaintances, and exes various lyrics to popular songs as though striking up conversation, with theoretically hilarious consequences.
Related: What It’s Like To Be A Gay, Insultingly Handsome Fraternity Brother
In the below clip, his mark is “one of my friends who’s more of an acquaintance and this gentleman happens to be gay.”
Here’s what he has to say about him:
I could tell this man was low-key trying to always hit on me, bro. Now, speaking from all the gays I’ve met, there’s two types of gay dudes, okay? There’s the one type of gay dude who’s like super cool, super-chill, like someone you could actually be good friends with. They’ll never try to hit on you, and they’re always just like super-chill cool people, man.
And then the second type of gay dude: sassy, ego through the roof, always trying to hit on you, and no matter how many times you tell these guys, look man, I’m straight, they’ll always say some shit like, ‘Oh but, you don’t really know, you know, you don’t really… you never tried it, so how could you know if you never tried it? Bro.”
And it seems like every gay dude I run into always seems to fall into the second category like, man, like what the fuck? Where are all my chill gay people at, man. Goddamn!”
Related: Straight Guys Are Giving “Bro-Jobs” And Hooking Up On The DL Using New App
None of this answers the really important questions: Why is there a plastic toy trumpet and a kitty cat T-shirt hanging on the wall behind him?
Anyway. He proceeds to send this gentleman “who happens to be gay” the lyrics to The Chainsmokers’ “Closer,” which includes seductive lines like “You’re looking pretty in a hotel bar,” “so baby pull me closer,” and “you look as good as the day I met you.”
Here’s a sample of what that winds up looking like:
Our soul hurts. Meanwhile, the video has been viewed 1,393,912 times, and it’s received 23,770 likes and 5,840 dislikes.
Commentators wasted no time in writing in.
Here’s a sample of what that winds up looking like:
Witness the full horror below:
Aromaeus
This guy is a douche and the whole sending song lyrics to random people thing is tired and lacks any kind of creativity whatsoever. You can’t even call it original content because I think it originated from a parody twitter or something.
Baba Booey Fafa Fooey
He looks Arab – Muslim?
ChrisK
Ha. He must be running into gays that like scrawny duchebags.
PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID
Chill the fuck out. His assessment while a tad sweeping is essentially correct. And y’all fucking know it is.
NateOcean
Gosh what an incredible fucking asshole.
Xzamilloh
@PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID: Yup… and a lot of articles on here are proof of that. This dude is your garden variety YouTuber trying to make it into a job by posting horrible content. Chris Thompson (SupDaily06) has made videos about the same thing, where he tells other gay men he’s straight but they still aggressively pursue him and it sometimes gets on his nerves.
Of course, he gets accused of gaybaiting, but that’s for another time lol
europeanguy
we need as many people as possible to report this video, shitface needs to get the message
CarrieV
Yuck. I bet this douchetwit is too stupid to see the irony in his deduction about the supposed two types of gay dudes. Specifically that if WOMEN pointed out to HIM that there are basically two types of straight dudes — the SAME TWO TYPES — he’d go apoplectic.
Aside from that, if his Youtube page is what passes for social media talent today, I’m glad I’m old. I just hope they have robots by the time I’m in my retirement facility. I’d hate garbage like that fool even touching my bedpans.
Evji108
He looks creepy, and kinda ugly anyway. Ugh.
Xzamilloh
@europeanguy: For what? Flag his video for what?
Mr-DJ
Rude much, dude?
Mr-DJ
@Baba Booey Fafa Fooey: – And why does THAT matter? SMH
PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID
@Xzamilloh: SupDaily’s gaybaiting isn’t even up for debate lol…shameless naracacist vs psychosexual fuck-up closet case *is*. His gay stans must have no self-esteem; besides which, extreme thirstyness is never a good seduction technique ever.
heath0043
@Xzamilloh: The difference is that Chris Thompson is gay friendly and doesn’t bait people like this douche does.
PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID
OT what the hell is up with Queertys editorial decisions?? They ignore the biggest gay story of the fucking day while publishing super inconsequential drivel..no doubt they’ll get round to it AFTER everyfucking straight site and newspaper has covered it! Fuck.
SportGuy
It’s funny. Who cares, there are real issues to worry about in the community and this is not one of them. Calm down queens.
Xzamilloh
@heath0043: The common thing being, there are quite a few gay men that see a straight guy as a challenge and thus will pursue them even after being told they are straight. That’s what I’m harping on, not the dude in the video that sends his “gay friend” seductive text messages and then says “This is a prank. I told you I was straight so why did you make passes?” or something like that.
@PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID: What story? Is this some good tea?
Stilinski26
“Straight” wait until he post a coming out video
PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID
@Xzamilloh: Fuck it won’t let me post to answer you
PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID
I don’t know what the fuck word is blocking my post — I don’t even think it’s that — it’s like not even being flagged..just vanishing. This keeps hsppening. I give up.
Xzamilloh
@PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID: You’re not the only one. The first reply to you of mines that posted was the fifth attempt.
BillSam
It’s impossible to believe so many gay men are making passes at this homely fellow. Wish-fulfillment maybe. And serious ego and delusion issues.
Bauhaus
@CarrieV:
Yep!
Ryuun12
1) While he worded it horribly, he is absolutely correct. Some gay guys can not take a hint and have no idea what boundaries are and constantly hit on their straight friends HARD. And other gay guys understand being gay does not have to be involved in everything you do. Not saying one is good or bad, but it is truth.
2) I also agree he was baiting his acquaintance, however said gay was very creepy in his texts as well. If a guy I was flirting with talked like that to me, I would be COMPLETELY turned off.
So while I agree he worded his opinion badly, and the text was very misleading, he is not in the wrong.
Baba Booey Fafa Fooey
@Mr-DJ: SMH right back at ya.
Baba Booey Fafa Fooey
@PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID: Maybe you should just head back to Lip Stick Alley and stay there? Take your “y’alls” with you.
TroisBoi
Jackass plain and simple. He should not flatter himself since he is not at all good looking or even cute. Karma will take care of him when the time is right, douchebag!
barrylong
What I find even more stupid than the guy making the video is that Queerty actually published this . Why would they want to perpetuate such an idiotic and offensive person and video ?
stanpaske
So, this was rude, cruel and perverse. He simplified gay men into two categories, as if women have not said the same thing about straight men. They want to fuck you or to friend you. Just me yours, mine and our girlfriends will say the same shit about straight men. Everyday and repeatedly. So, his shallow and ego stroking scenario is lost, as his actions are equally judgmental and closed minded. He failed to associate his shitty disposition with his own actions or characteristics. Unfortunately, he is not fuckable or likeable by any gay man. So, may he crawl into a corner and under a rock to cry.
cabe
Besides the fact that he is a total douche, an idiot like this is getting a million or so hits on his page. We shouldn’t encourage this. When I think of the $$ he is getting for this bull$hit versus so many informative, worthwhile sites I get pissed off.
Not only this YouTube video but there are so many asinine youtube videos of things such as guys showing their beauty routines or what they eat for breakfast or other stupid things. What has our society become that people watch this inane sh$t?
The depressing fact of this is that a youtubder who is getting 150,000 hits or more a month is making around $50,000 per year.
Ukin Blome
@PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID: What a shitty world you live in. I’m grateful that I’m not you.
Ukin Blome
galatians328
@Aromaeus: HAVE YOU EVEN READ THE CONSTITUTION, your Trump-ite authoritarian bigots … particularly the First Amendment … WE WILL GLADLY LEND YOU OUR COPY.
galatians328
@cabe: THAT IS CALLED CAPITALISM. IF you don’t like it leave it.
galatians328
@stanpaske: WHAT! …. WHY ARE you criticizing this guy from ‘reducing’ lgbtq experiences to a few simple essentialist constructs (e.g. show tunes, fashion-mindeded). AFTER ALL Queerty and most gay media REDUCE lgbtq experiences to similar stereotypes, particularly stereotypes that drive profits. YOUR FIRST critique should be the queer community values not the straight community values!
drelocks15
Really? Why is everyone so offended? There’s absolute truth in what he’s saying. We all have friends exactly like the gays he’s describing. You’re just pissed off a douchey straight guy is verbalizing it.
EVERY group can be categorized into extremes. Nobody is absolved of generalizations.
BTW I love all the “He’s ugly,” “Who would want him” posts which are completely besides the point. That would put you into his second category.
MadMikenCT
I flirt heavy with a lot of my straight friends. I don’t won’t them but I know it flatters them to think I do. So I keep doing it. If they called me and said “I want to do this” I still wouldn’t want them. Funny how this douche thinks ALL the gays fall into a creepy category of wanting him. Red Flag. I hope this friend or more like an acquaintance who happens to be gay is now a friend more like an enemy. I mean, what he did is forgivable and all but who the hell wants to be friends or more like an acquaintance with a f**king douchebag like this?
highestbidder
@galatians328: his innocuous comment causes you to mention the 1st Amendment because …?
highestbidder
@galatians328: his statement wasn’t referencing or criticizing capitalism in any way. And what do you mean, “if you don’t like it, leave it”? Capitalism isn’t a country you can leave. It’s an economic system that had existed for a little while and many countries choose to follow some form of it. It isn’t sacred, it isn’t our master it doesn’t control us. You don’t leave it if you don’t like it, you change it. And a heck of a lot of Americans seem to be hellbent on electing Mr. Trump to be our next president to do exactly that. And the same situation is occurring in a heck of a lot of European countries as well.
Xzamilloh
@drelocks15: Who the fuck is everyone? You just glossing over those of us who aren’t offended… like, at all? At this point, you’re beating a dead horse. The first responders killed it.
drelocks15
Okay? I wasn’t aware that a comments section is closed because first responders “Killed it.” Is that something new or did you deem it so?
Thanks a head time for the clarification.
ousooner1997
I could only get though 46 seconds of that bullshit before I had to stop. No one is hitting on you unless they are totally drunk. Beer goggle drunk.
Xzamilloh
@drelocks15: You’re the dumb ass selectively reading so that you can add your two cents on EVERYONE being offended. You haven’t said anything that wasn’t already said… so, yeah. Dead horse. babe.
Aromaeus
It goes without saying that the gay friend is a mess but this whole video and the guy trying to categorize gay men as only two things is homophobic af. It doesn’t have to be either or. You can recognize the gay guy needs to get a clue while also calling out this douche for his homophobia. He baited this guy knowing full well the guy wants to hook up with him just to humiliate him. I’d love to see the kinds of messages he’s sent straight women who weren’t interested in him.
TB199
I actually don’t find him physically attractive at all. The facial hair is not a good look for him. And what a moronic stupid thing to do. It’s sad he thinks he’s a comic genius.
mikejohn726
1.4 million views! So this is the sort of stuff that makes money on youtube nowadays. What a mess