The Inevitable Rumor of a Gay Affair Causing Al and Tipper Gore to Split

Did we really have to wait a whole week before Al and Tipper Gore’s split was blamed on a gay affair?

Enter Globe, the preeminent tabloid magazine dedicated to publishing Gary Coleman’s deathbed photos.

After 40 years of marriage, the rag claims, Tipper found Al “caught up in a nasty gay affair,” and that’s why their marriage is ending! It’s a sad day when the Weekly World News isn’t around to counter that Al and Tipper split after she fell in love with a man who is half-bat, half-spider.