Fitness Junkie Madge Makes Horrific Waves

There She Is!

Madame Tussauds definitely got it wrong with their optimistic Madonna figurine.

According to Daily Mail, the 48-year old entertainer has accelerated her exercise routine to look fit for next month’s Live Earth concert. A “friend” says:

The state of the planet is something she feels very strongly about. She feels that at Live Earth she will be speaking to the planet. And she obviously wants to look her best.

The eyes of the world will be on her and she is very conscious of her advancing age. She has thrown herself into the fitness regime like never before.

Someone stop her before she decays on stage!